Gen Z: Leviticus 20
1Yo, the Lord hit up Moses and was like,
2"Ayo, tell the Israelites and any peeps chillin' with them, if anyone gives their kid to Molech, they’re getting the boot: the locals gotta stone 'em, no cap."
3"I’m coming for that dude, cutting him off from the squad; he messed with Molech and dissed my spot, profaning my holy name, fr."
4"If the locals try to play blind and don’t do anything when he gives his kid to Molech, that’s sus."
5"Then I’m coming for him and his fam, cutting them off too, and all who vibe with him on that Molech stuff."
6"Anyone chasing after those who talk to spirits or wizards, I’m setting my eyes on them too, cutting them off from the crew."
7"So, get your act together and be holy, ‘cause I'm the Lord your God, periodt."
8"Keep my rules and live by them: I’m the Lord who sets you apart."
9"Anyone who disses their mom or dad? They’re getting put down for real; their blood’s on them."
10"And if a dude cheats with another man's wife, both the cheater and the side piece are getting put down, no cap."
11If a dude chills with his dad's wife, that's a major no-no; both are getting the boot, periodt.
12If a guy hooks up with his daughter-in-law, that's sus; both are outta here, no cap.
13If a dude gets with another dude like he does with a girl, that's straight-up savage; both are done for, fr.
14If a dude marries a girl and her mom, that's just wicked; they’re getting burned, no wickedness allowed.
15If a guy gets with an animal, that's a hard pass; he’s outta here, and the beast is getting slayed.
16If a girl gets with a beast, both she and the beast are getting the chop; they’re done, no cap.
17If a dude takes his sister and sees her naked, that's a wicked vibe; they’re cut off from the crew, fr.
18If a guy gets with a girl while she's on her period, that's a no-go; both are getting cut off from the squad.
19Don’t uncover your mom’s sister or your dad’s sister; that’s too close, they’re bearing their iniquity.
20If a dude lies with his uncle's wife, he’s uncovering his uncle’s business; they’re bearing their sin and getting childless.
21If a dude takes his bro's wife, that's sus: he just dissed his bro's vibe; they ain't gonna have kids, no cap.
22So keep all my rules and judgments, fam, and do them: the land I bring you to chill in better not spit you out.
23Don't be walking like the nations I kicked out before you: they were wilding out, and I couldn't vibe with that.
24But I said you’ll get their land, and I’m handing it to you to own, a place that’s all about that milk and honey life: I’m the Lord your God, and I’ve set you apart from the others.
25So you gotta know the difference between clean and unclean animals, and don’t make your souls nasty with any beast or bird, or anything that creeps on the ground, 'cause I’ve called those unclean.
26You gotta be holy for me: I’m the Lord and I’m holy, and I’ve separated you from the rest so you can be mine.
27Anyone with a familiar spirit or who's a wizard? Yeah, they gotta go: stone them for real; their blood’s on them.