Leviticus 19

Gen Z: Leviticus 19

1And the Lord hit up Moses, saying,

2Tell the whole squad of Israel, "Y'all gotta be holy 'cause I, the Lord your God, am holy. No cap."

3Respect your mom and dad, and keep my sabbaths: I’m the Lord your God, fam.

4Don’t mess with idols or make any lit molten gods: I’m the Lord your God, for real.

5If you wanna offer peace offerings to the Lord, do it on your own vibe.

6Eat it the same day you offer it, and the next day; if any’s left by day three, it’s gotta go in the fire, no cap.

7If you munch on it on the third day, that’s sus; it ain’t gonna be accepted.

8Anyone who eats it will carry their guilt 'cause they disrespected the holy thing of the Lord: that person’s getting cut off from the squad.

9When you harvest your land, don’t fully reap the corners of your field, and don’t pick up the leftovers.

10Don’t pick your vineyard clean, leave some grapes for the poor and the stranger: I’m the Lord your God, periodt.

11No cap, don’t steal, don’t be shady, and keep it real with each other.

12Don’t swear by my name and keep it sus; I’m the Lord, remember that.

13Don’t shortchange your neighbor or rob them; pay your workers before you hit the sack.

14Don’t throw shade at the deaf or trip up the blind; show some respect for your God: I’m the Lord.

15Keep it 100 in judgment; don’t play favorites, whether they’re broke or ballin’.

16Don’t be a gossip in the crew; don’t stand against your neighbor’s bloodline: I’m the Lord.

17No hate in your heart for your bro; call them out if they’re messing up, don’t let them slide.

18Don’t hold a grudge or get revenge on your peeps; love your neighbor like you love yourself: I’m the Lord.

19Keep my rules, fam. Don’t mix your cattle or plant diverse seeds; don’t wear mixed fabrics, periodt.

20If someone sleeps with a woman who’s a servant and engaged but hasn’t been freed, they’ll get punished; no death penalty since she ain’t free.

21Bring that trespass offering to the Lord, like a ram at the door of the tabernacle. Vibes check.

22The priest is gonna make it right with that ram for your sins, and no cap, you’ll be forgiven.

23When you roll into the land and plant all those food trees, just know the fruit’s on pause for three years.

24But in year four, all the fruit is holy, so you gotta praise the Lord with it. Lit!

25In year five, chow down on that fruit, 'cause it’s gonna bless you. I’m the Lord, your God, fr.

26No eating anything with blood, and don’t mess with enchantments or timelines. Periodt.

27Don’t be rounding the corners of your heads or messing with your beard, fam.

28No cutting your flesh for the dead or getting inked up; I’m the Lord.

29Don’t sell out your daughter to be a whore, or the land's gonna be sus with wickedness.

30Keep my sabbaths and show respect for my sanctuary; I’m the Lord, no cap.

31Don't mess with those who vibe with spirits, or hit up wizards, 'cause that’s sus: I’m your God, no cap.

32Always show respect to the OGs, honor the elders, and keep it real with your God: I’m the Lord.

33If a stranger's chillin' in your hood, don’t stress them out.

34Treat the stranger like fam, love them like yourself; remember you were once outsiders in Egypt: I’m your God.

35No shady moves in judgment, measuring, or weighing stuff, keep it 100.

36Keep it fair with your balances and weights, I’m the Lord your God who brought you outta Egypt.

37So, keep all my rules and vibes, and do them: I’m the Lord.

KJV: Leviticus 19

1And the Lord spake unto Moses, saying,

2Speak unto all the congregation of the children of Israel, and say unto them, Ye shall be holy: for I the Lord your God am holy.

3Ye shall fear every man his mother, and his father, and keep my sabbaths: I am the Lord your God.

4Turn ye not unto idols, nor make to yourselves molten gods: I am the Lord your God.

5And if ye offer a sacrifice of peace offerings unto the Lord, ye shall offer it at your own will.

6It shall be eaten the same day ye offer it, and on the morrow: and if ought remain until the third day, it shall be burnt in the fire.

7And if it be eaten at all on the third day, it is abominable; it shall not be accepted.

8Therefore every one that eateth it shall bear his iniquity, because he hath profaned the hallowed thing of the Lord: and that soul shall be cut off from among his people.

9And when ye reap the harvest of your land, thou shalt not wholly reap the corners of thy field, neither shalt thou gather the gleanings of thy harvest.

10And thou shalt not glean thy vineyard, neither shalt thou gather every grape of thy vineyard; thou shalt leave them for the poor and stranger: I am the Lord your God.

11Ye shall not steal, neither deal falsely, neither lie one to another.

12And ye shall not swear by my name falsely, neither shalt thou profane the name of thy God: I am the Lord.

13Thou shalt not defraud thy neighbour, neither rob him: the wages of him that is hired shall not abide with thee all night until the morning.

14Thou shalt not curse the deaf, nor put a stumblingblock before the blind, but shalt fear thy God: I am the Lord.

15Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honour the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

16Thou shalt not go up and down as a talebearer among thy people: neither shalt thou stand against the blood of thy neighbour: I am the Lord.

17Thou shalt not hate thy brother in thine heart: thou shalt in any wise rebuke thy neighbour, and not suffer sin upon him.

18Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself: I am the Lord.

19Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.

20And whosoever lieth carnally with a woman, that is a bondmaid, betrothed to an husband, and not at all redeemed, nor freedom given her; she shall be scourged; they shall not be put to death, because she was not free.

21And he shall bring his trespass offering unto the Lord, unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, even a ram for a trespass offering.

22And the priest shall make an atonement for him with the ram of the trespass offering before the Lord for his sin which he hath done: and the sin which he hath done shall be forgiven him.

23And when ye shall come into the land, and shall have planted all manner of trees for food, then ye shall count the fruit thereof as uncircumcised: three years shall it be as uncircumcised unto you: it shall not be eaten of.

24But in the fourth year all the fruit thereof shall be holy to praise the Lord withal.

25And in the fifth year shall ye eat of the fruit thereof, that it may yield unto you the increase thereof: I am the Lord your God.

26Ye shall not eat any thing with the blood: neither shall ye use enchantment, nor observe times.

27Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.

28Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the Lord.

29Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness.

30Ye shall keep my sabbaths, and reverence my sanctuary: I am the Lord.

31Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the Lord your God.

32Thou shalt rise up before the hoary head, and honour the face of the old man, and fear thy God: I am the Lord.

33And if a stranger sojourn with thee in your land, ye shall not vex him.

34But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God.

35Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment, in meteyard, in weight, or in measure.

36Just balances, just weights, a just ephah, and a just hin, shall ye have: I am the Lord your God, which brought you out of the land of Egypt.

37Therefore shall ye observe all my statutes, and all my judgments, and do them: I am the Lord.

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