Gen Z: Leviticus 21
1And the Lord said to Moses, "Yo, tell the priests, the fam of Aaron, that they can't be defiled for the dead, no cap."
2"But for his close peeps, like his mom, dad, son, daughter, and bro, it's a different vibe."
3"And for his virgin sis who's close, who's never been hitched, he can be defiled for her."
4"But he can’t be defiled since he’s a big deal among his crew, gotta keep it holy."
5"They can't go bald, no shaving the beard corners, or cutting their skin, that's sus."
6"They gotta stay holy for their God, can't mess with His name; they offer fire sacrifices and bread, so they gotta keep it pure."
7"They can't marry a thot or a profane woman, or someone who's been dumped; he's holy for his God."
8"You gotta set him apart; he’s offering the bread of your God, so he’s gotta be lit for you: I’m the Lord, and I keep it holy."
9"And if any priest's daughter plays the thot, she’s dissing her dad; she’s getting burned, fr."
10"And the high priest, the one with the anointing oil, can’t uncover his head or tear his clothes; that's a no-go."
11"He can’t go near any dead body or defile himself for his parents; gotta keep it 100."
12"He can’t bounce from the sanctuary or mess it up; the anointing oil crown is on him: I’m the Lord."
13"And he’s gotta take a wife who’s still a virgin, periodt."
14"No widows, divorced women, or thots; he needs a virgin from his own crew."
15"He can’t mess up his lineage; I’m the Lord, and I keep him holy."
16"And the Lord said to Moses, 'Listen up!'"
17"Tell Aaron, 'Anyone from your fam with a flaw can’t roll up to offer the bread of his God.'"
18"If a dude’s got a flaw, like being blind or lame, or a flat nose, he can’t come close."
19"Or if he’s got a broken foot or hand, that's a hard pass."
20"Or if he’s crooked, a dwarf, or has a bad eye, or is scurvy, or scabbed, or broken down there."
21"No dude with a flaw from Aaron's crew can come near to offer the Lord's fire offerings; he’s got a flaw, so nah."
22"He can eat the bread of his God, both the most holy and the holy."
23"But he can’t roll into the veil or near the altar since he’s got a flaw; can’t mess up my sanctuaries: I’m the Lord, and I keep it holy."
24"And Moses told this to Aaron, his sons, and all the kids of Israel."