Gen Z: Psalms 106
1Praise the Lord, fam! Thanks to God, 'cause He’s straight-up good: His mercy is forever, no cap.
2Who can flex the epic moves of the Lord? Who can drop all His praise?
3Blessed are the ones who keep it real, and those who do right all day, periodt.
4Remember me, Lord, with that good vibe you give to your crew: come through with that salvation, fr.
5Let me see the good in your chosen ones, let me vibe with the joy of your nation, let me flex with your inheritance.
6We messed up like our ancestors, straight-up sinned, and did some wicked stuff, no cap.
7Our ancestors didn’t catch your wonders in Egypt; they forgot your mad mercies and tested you at the Red Sea, sus.
8But still, He saved them for His name’s sake, flexing His mighty power to be known.
9He called out to the Red Sea, and it dried up: led them through the depths like it was a walk in the park.
10He saved them from the haters and redeemed them from the enemy’s grip, goated move.
11The waters straight up ghosted their enemies; not a single one left, no cap.
12They vibed with his words and were all about that praise.
13But they totally forgot his lit moves; they didn’t wait for his advice, fr.
14Instead, they were wildin' in the desert and testing God like, "What’s good?"
15He gave them what they wanted, but it left their souls feeling all kinds of empty.
16They were lowkey jealous of Moses in the camp, and Aaron was just trying to be goated.
17The earth opened up and swallowed Dathan; Abiram’s crew got wrecked.
18A fire sparked up in their squad; it roasted the wicked, periodt.
19They whipped up a calf at Horeb and started worshipping that melted mess.
20They straight up swapped their glory for a cow that munches on grass, sus vibes.
21They totally forgot about God, their savior who did some epic stuff in Egypt;
22Like, amazing works in the land of Ham, and wild things at the Red Sea.
23So, He was ready to wipe them out, but Moses, His chosen dude, popped off and chilled His anger, so they didn’t get wrecked.
24For real, they were all like, “Nah” to the chill land and didn’t vibe with His word.
25But they were lowkey whining in their tents, ignoring the Lord’s voice, no cap.
26So He threw up His hands against them, ready to take them out in the desert:
27To mess up their kids too among the nations, and scatter them everywhere.
28They straight-up linked with Baal-peor and ate the dead guys’ sacrifices.
29They made Him mad with their wild ideas, and boom, the plague hit them.
30Then Phinehas stepped up and did his thing: and that’s how the plague chilled out.
31And that was counted as major rizz for all the generations, no cap.
32They lowkey made him mad at the waters of strife, and things went south for Moses, fr.
33They provoked his spirit, and he spoke without thinking, straight up.
34They didn't wipe out the nations like the Lord told them to, sus move.
35Instead, they mixed with the heathens and picked up their vibes, lit.
36And they started serving their idols, which became a major trap for them.
37For real, they sacrificed their sons and daughters to devils, savage.
38They spilled innocent blood, even their own kids, to the idols of Canaan, and the land got wrecked.
39They totally defiled themselves with their own actions, going wild with their inventions.
40So, the Lord got mad at his people, like, he was not having it with his own crew.
41God handed them over to the haters, and those who couldn’t stand them were running the show.
42Their foes were straight-up oppressing them, and they were stuck under their thumb.
43He saved them mad times, but they kept testing him with their shady moves, and got wrecked for their sins.
44But for real, he saw their struggle when he heard their cries.
45He remembered his promise to them and felt bad, showing love 'cause of his endless mercy.
46He made sure they were pitied by everyone who had them locked up.
47Yo, save us, Lord our God, and pull us out from the haters, so we can shout out your holy name and flex on your praise.
48Big ups to the Lord God of Israel from forever to forever: let all the people say, Amen. Praise the Lord!