Gen Z: Numbers 3
1These are the vibes of Aaron and Moses when the Lord was chatting with Moses on Mount Sinai.
2And here are the names of Aaron's squad; Nadab, the firstborn, plus Abihu, Eleazar, and Ithamar.
3These are the names of Aaron's crew, the priests who got anointed, ready to pop off in the priest’s role.
4But Nadab and Abihu went out like a light before the Lord when they brought some sus fire in the wilderness of Sinai, and they had no kids: Eleazar and Ithamar kept serving in the priest’s role under Aaron, their dad.
5Then the Lord hit up Moses, saying,
6Bring the Levi tribe close, and show them to Aaron the priest, so they can serve him.
7They gotta keep the charge and handle the whole squad’s business before the tabernacle, doing the service there.
8They’ll take care of all the gear for the tabernacle and manage the kids of Israel, keeping the service lit.
9You gotta give the Levites to Aaron and his boys: they’re totally dedicated to him from the children of Israel.
10Appoint Aaron and his sons, and they’ll be on their priest duties: anyone who rolls up close better watch out, 'cause they’re getting put down, no cap.
11God hit up Moses, like, "Yo, check it out."
12And I'm like, I took the Levites from the fam of Israel instead of all the firstborns that pop out first: so the Levites are my peeps now, no cap.
13All the firstborns are mine; when I flexed on the firstborns in Egypt, I claimed all the firstborns in Israel, people and animals: they’re mine, periodt.
14God hit up Moses again in the Sinai vibes, saying,
15Count the kids of Levi by their fams: every dude from a month old and up, you gotta count them.
16Moses did the counting just like God told him to, fr.
17These are the Levi fams: Gershon, Kohath, and Merari, lit.
18And here are the names of Gershon’s fams: Libni and Shimei, vibes.
19And the fams of Kohath: Amram, Izehar, Hebron, and Uzziel, no cap.
20And the fams of Merari: Mahli and Mushi. These are the Levite squads by their fams.
21Gershon's fam got the Libnites and the Shimites, and those are the Gershonite vibes.
22They counted all the guys from a month old and up, and it was a solid seven thousand five hundred, no cap.
23The Gershonite fams are gonna chill behind the tabernacle, facing west, periodt.
24Eliasaph, son of Lael, is the big boss of the Gershonites, goated leadership.
25The Gershon squad's job is the tabernacle, the tent, the cover, and the door hangings, all that bussin stuff.
26They also got the court hangings and the door curtain for the court by the tabernacle and altar, keeping it all in check.
27Kohath's fam includes the Amramites, Izeharites, Hebronites, and Uzzielites, that's the Kohathite crew.
28Counting all the males from a month old and up, it was eight thousand six hundred, holding down the sanctuary duties.
29The Kohath fams are gonna set up on the south side of the tabernacle, lit vibes.
30Elizaphan, son of Uzziel, is the head honcho for the Kohathite fams, straight up rizz.
31Their squad's got the ark, the table, the candlestick, and all the holy vibes to keep it lit.
32Eleazar, Aaron's kid, is the boss of the Levites, making sure they run the sanctuary right, no cap.
33Merari's crew is the Mahlites and Mushites; those are the fams repping Merari.
34They counted up all the guys from a month old and up, and it was six thousand two hundred, fr.
35Zuriel, Abihail's son, is the big cheese for Merari's fams, setting up camp on the north side of the tabernacle.
36Merari's squad is in charge of the tabernacle boards, bars, pillars, and all the holy gear, periodt.
37They also got the pillars around the court, plus their sockets, pins, and cords, all that jazz.
38Moses and Aaron and their crew are posted up east of the tabernacle, keeping it tight for Israel; anyone else rolling up gets dealt with.
39The Levites counted by Moses and Aaron, all the guys from a month old and up, were twenty-two thousand, no cap.
40The Lord told Moses to count all the firstborn boys of Israel from a month old and up, and get their names on lock.
41Yo, grab the Levites for me (I’m the Lord) instead of all the firstborns from Israel; their cattle too, no cap.
42Moses counted all the firstborns from Israel like the Lord told him to, fr.
43All the firstborn dudes, from a month old and up, totaled twenty-two thousand two hundred and thirteen. That’s lit!
44Then the Lord hit up Moses, saying,
45"Take the Levites instead of the firstborns from Israel, and their cattle instead of the other cattle; the Levites are mine: I’m the Lord."
46For those extra ones among the firstborns, which are more than the Levites;
47You gotta take five shekels each, going by the sanctuary shekel: (it’s twenty gerahs).
48And you gotta give the cash for the extra ones to Aaron and his boys.
49Moses took the redemption cash for the ones over the Levites, no cap.
50For the firstborns of Israel, he snagged a thousand three hundred and sixty-five shekels, going by the sanctuary shekel.
51Moses dropped the cash for the peeps who got saved to Aaron and his squad, just like God told him to. Periodt.