Gen Z: Matthew 24
1Jesus bounced from the temple, and his crew rolled up to flex on the buildings.
2Jesus was like, "Y’all see all this? No cap, not one stone’s gonna stay chill here; it’s all getting wrecked."
3While he was vibing on the Mount of Olives, the squad came through, asking, "When’s all this gonna go down? What’s the sign of your comeback and the world’s finale?"
4Jesus hit them with, "Yo, be careful, don’t let anyone play you."
5'Cause a bunch will roll up in my name, claiming they’re the real deal; they’re gonna pull the ultimate rizz on many.
6You’ll hear about wars and all that drama: don’t trip, fam; this stuff’s gotta happen, but the finale’s not here yet.
7Nations gonna clash, kingdoms gonna throw down: expect famines, sickness, and earthquakes popping off everywhere.
8All this is just the start of the struggle, fr.
9They’ll put you through it, and some will even get taken out; you’ll be hated by all nations just for repping my name.
10Then a bunch will get salty, betray each other, and start throwing shade at one another.
11And mad fake prophets gonna rise up and lowkey deceive a bunch of people.
12And 'cause bad vibes gonna be everywhere, a lot of love gonna go cold, no cap.
13But whoever hangs in there till the end, that's the real one who gonna be saved, fr.
14And this lit gospel of the kingdom gonna be spread all over the world as a witness to all nations; then the end gonna pop off.
15When you see the sus abomination of desolation, like Daniel said, standing in the holy place, read and understand, fam.
16Then let those in Judea dip into the mountains, no questions asked.
17If you chilling on the rooftop, don’t even think about going down to grab anything from your crib.
18And if you out in the field, don’t turn back to get your drip.
19And big yikes to those who are pregnant or nursing during those days!
20But for real, pray that your escape ain't in the winter or on the Sabbath day.
21For real, it's gonna be a wild ride, like nothing we've seen since day one, no cap.
22Unless those days get cut short, nobody's making it; but for the chosen ones, things will chill a bit.
23So if anyone hits you up saying, "Yo, here's Christ," don't buy it.
24Fake Christs and prophets are gonna pop off with mad signs and wonders; like, if it were possible, they’d even play the chosen ones.
25Just so you know, I already dropped this info on you.
26So if they say, "Yo, he's in the desert," don't roll out; if they say, "He's in the secret spots," just ignore it.
27Just like lightning flashes from the east to the west, that's how the Son of man will show up.
28Wherever the dead body is, the eagles are gonna gather, no doubt.
29Right after that struggle, the sun's gonna go dark, the moon won't shine, and the stars will drop from the sky while the heavens shake.
30Then you'll see the sign of the Son of man in the sky, and all the earth's tribes will be sad, 'cause they'll see him coming in the clouds with mad power and glory.
31God’s gonna send his angels with a lit trumpet blast, gathering the chosen ones from all corners of heaven, fr.
32Peep this vibe with the fig tree; when it’s got fresh leaves, you know summer's about to pop off.
33Same goes for you; when you see all this stuff going down, know it’s getting close, like right at the door.
34No cap, I’m telling you, this generation ain’t gonna fade away till all this goes down.
35Heaven and earth might dip, but my words? They’re goated and here to stay.
36But for that day and hour? No one knows, not even the angels, just my Father, periodt.
37Just like back in Noe’s days, the coming of the Son of Man is gonna be wild.
38For in the days before the flood, they were just vibing, eating, drinking, and getting hitched, until Noe jumped in the ark.
39They had no clue until the flood rolled in and took them all out; same vibe for the coming of the Son of Man.
40Then there’ll be two in the field; one gets taken, the other just left hanging.
41Two girls grinding at the mill; one gets taken, the other just chillin'. Savage vibes.
42Stay woke fam: you don’t know when your Lord is gonna roll up.
43But peep this: if the homeowner knew when the thief was coming, he’d be on guard and wouldn’t let his crib get wrecked.
44So be ready, fam: at a time you totally don’t expect, the Son of Man is coming through.
45Who’s the real one? A faithful and wise servant, who's been put in charge to feed the crew on time?
46Blessed is that servant who gets caught doing his thing when the boss shows up.
47For real, I’m telling you, he’ll make that dude ruler over all his stuff.
48But if that bad servant is like, “My boss is taking forever,”
49And starts throwing shade at the other servants, partying it up with the wild ones;
50The boss will show up on a day he’s not ready for, at an hour he’s totally clueless about.
51They gonna chop him up and throw him in with the fake peeps: it's gonna be all tears and grinding teeth, no cap.