1After two days, the Passover feast was lit, and the chief priests and scribes were plotting to take him down, no cap.

2But they were like, "Not on the feast day, or the crowd's gonna pop off."

3While chilling in Bethany at Simon the leper's crib, a woman rolled up with an alabaster box of super pricey ointment, and she broke it open, pouring it on his head.

4Some folks were lowkey mad, saying, "Why waste that bomb ointment?"

5They thought it could've been sold for over three hundred coins and given to the poor. They were murmuring, fr.

6Jesus was like, "Chill, let her be; she did a good thing for me."

7You always have the poor with you, and you can help them anytime, but you won't always have me.

8She did what she could; she came to anoint my body for burial, periodt.

9For real, wherever this gospel gets preached worldwide, what she did will be remembered, no cap.

10Judas Iscariot, one of the twelve, dipped to the chief priests to betray him.

11When they heard this, they were like, "Lit!" and promised to drop some cash. He was lowkey plotting how to betray him.

12On the first day of unleavened bread, when they were killing the Passover lamb, his crew asked, "Where we gonna prep for the feast?"

13He sent two of his homies and said, "Go into the city, and you’ll see a dude carrying a pitcher of water. Just follow him."

14Wherever he rolls in, tell the owner, "The Master wants to know where the guest room is for the Passover with my squad."

15He’ll show you a sick upper room, all set up. Get it ready for us, no cap.

16His crew went out, hit the city, and found everything just as he said. They got the Passover ready.

17In the evening, he showed up with the twelve.

18While they were chillin' and eating, Jesus said, "For real, one of you eating with me is gonna betray me."

19They got all sad and started asking one by one, "Is it me?" and another was like, "Is it me?"

20He replied, "It’s one of the twelve, the one dipping with me in the bowl."

21The Son of Man is about to bounce, just like it was written, but for the dude who betrays him, that's sus! He'd be better off not even being born, fr.

22While they were munching, Jesus took some bread, blessed it, broke it, and said, "Take this, it's my body, vibe with it."

23Then he grabbed the cup, gave thanks, and passed it around, and they all sipped from it.

24He said, "This is my blood of the new deal, spilled for many, no cap."

25For real, I'm telling you, I won't sip on the vine again until the day I drink it fresh in God's kingdom.

26After they dropped a hymn, they bounced out to the Mount of Olives.

27Jesus told them, "Tonight, you all gonna be shook because of me. It's written, I’ll hit the shepherd, and the crew will scatter."

28But after I rise, I’ll meet you in Galilee, bet.

29Peter was like, "Even if everyone else is shook, not me!"

30Jesus hit him with, "For real, tonight before the rooster crows twice, you gonna deny me three times, periodt."

31But he was like, "No cap, if I die with you, I ain't denying you, periodt." And the whole squad was on the same vibe.

32They rolled up to this spot called Gethsemane, and he was like, "Yo, chill here while I pray."

33He brought Peter, James, and John with him, and he was shook, feeling heavy vibes.

34He told them, "My soul is super sad, like, to the max. Just stay here and keep watch."

35He stepped away a bit, hit the ground, and prayed, like, "If it’s possible, let this hour pass, fr."

36He said, "Abba, Father, you can do anything; take this cup away from me, but not my will, your will."

37He came back and found them snoozing, and said to Peter, "Yo, Simon, you sleeping? Couldn't you stay woke for an hour?"

38"Stay woke and pray so you don't fall into temptation. The spirit's ready, but the flesh is weak, no cap."

39He dipped again, prayed, and said the same thing.

40When he came back, they were knocked out again, like, their eyes were heavy, and they didn't even know what to say.

41He came through a third time and was like, "Y'all can chill now, it’s enough; the hour’s here; peep this, the Son of Man is about to be betrayed by some sus folks."

42"Get up, let’s bounce; the one who’s gonna betray me is right here."

43And right as he was saying that, Judas, one of the twelve, rolled up with a whole squad armed with swords and sticks, sent by the chief priests, scribes, and elders.

44The betrayer had low-key given them a sign, saying, "Whoever I kiss, that’s the one; grab him and take him away safely."

45As soon as he showed up, he went straight to Jesus and was like, "Master, master," and kissed him.

46They grabbed him and took him away.

47One of the guys standing there pulled out a sword and straight-up sliced off a servant's ear.

48Jesus was like, "Y'all coming at me like I'm a thief with swords and sticks?"

49"I was with you daily in the temple teaching, and you didn’t do anything; but the scriptures gotta pop off."

50And they all dipped on him and ran away.

51A young dude rolled up, draped in a linen cloth, lookin' sus; the guys tried to grab him.

52He dipped, leavin' the cloth behind, totally naked.

53They took Jesus to the high priest, and all the big shots like the chief priests and elders were there, vibin'.

54Peter trailed behind at a distance, chillin' in the high priest's palace, sittin' with the squad, tryin' to warm up by the fire.

55The chief priests and the whole council were on a mission, lookin' for peeps to testify against Jesus to get him canceled; but they found nada.

56A bunch of people tried to throw shade with false testimonies, but their stories didn’t even match up.

57Some peeps stood up and started spittin' lies about him, sayin',

58"We heard him say he’d wreck this temple made by hands, and in three days, he’d build another without hands."

59But even their stories didn’t line up.

60The high priest stood up and asked Jesus, "You gonna say anything? What’s up with these guys testifying against you?"

61But he just stayed quiet, no cap. The high priest asked again, "Are you the Christ, the Son of the Blessed?"

62Jesus was like, "I am. You’ll see the Son of Man chillin' at the right hand of power and coming in the clouds. Lit."

63The high priest ripped his clothes and was like, "Do we even need more witnesses for this?"

64"You heard the blasphemy, what’s the vibe?" They all said he was guilty of death, savage.

65Some started spitting on him, covering his face, and hitting him, saying, "Prophesy!" The servants were throwing hands, fr.

66While Peter was chilling below in the palace, one of the high priest's maids showed up.

67She saw Peter warming up and was like, "You were with Jesus of Nazareth, right?"

68But he denied it, saying, "I don't know what you’re talking about." Then he dipped outside and the rooster crowed.

69A maid spotted him again and started telling those nearby, "This dude is one of them."

70He denied it again. A little later, the people around said to Peter, "For real, you’re one of them; you’re a Galilean, and your accent gives it away."

71Dude started cursing and swearing, like, "I don’t even know this guy y’all are talking about."

72Then the rooster crowed again, and Peter remembered what Jesus said, “Before the rooster crows twice, you’ll deny me three times.” And he was like, "No cap," and started crying.

1After two days was the feast of the passover, and of unleavened bread: and the chief priests and the scribes sought how they might take him by craft, and put him to death.

2But they said, Not on the feast day, lest there be an uproar of the people.

3And being in Bethany in the house of Simon the leper, as he sat at meat, there came a woman having an alabaster box of ointment of spikenard very precious; and she brake the box, and poured it on his head.

4And there were some that had indignation within themselves, and said, Why was this waste of the ointment made?

5For it might have been sold for more than three hundred pence, and have been given to the poor. And they murmured against her.

6And Jesus said, Let her alone; why trouble ye her? she hath wrought a good work on me.

7For ye have the poor with you always, and whensoever ye will ye may do them good: but me ye have not always.

8She hath done what she could: she is come aforehand to anoint my body to the burying.

9Verily I say unto you, Wheresoever this gospel shall be preached throughout the whole world, this also that she hath done shall be spoken of for a memorial of her.

10And Judas Iscariot, one of the twelve, went unto the chief priests, to betray him unto them.

11And when they heard it, they were glad, and promised to give him money. And he sought how he might conveniently betray him.

12And the first day of unleavened bread, when they killed the passover, his disciples said unto him, Where wilt thou that we go and prepare that thou mayest eat the passover?

13And he sendeth forth two of his disciples, and saith unto them, Go ye into the city, and there shall meet you a man bearing a pitcher of water: follow him.

14And wheresoever he shall go in, say ye to the goodman of the house, The Master saith, Where is the guestchamber, where I shall eat the passover with my disciples?

15And he will shew you a large upper room furnished and prepared: there make ready for us.

16And his disciples went forth, and came into the city, and found as he had said unto them: and they made ready the passover.

17And in the evening he cometh with the twelve.

18And as they sat and did eat, Jesus said, Verily I say unto you, One of you which eateth with me shall betray me.

19And they began to be sorrowful, and to say unto him one by one, Is it I? and another said, Is it I?

20And he answered and said unto them, It is one of the twelve, that dippeth with me in the dish.

21The Son of man indeed goeth, as it is written of him: but woe to that man by whom the Son of man is betrayed! good were it for that man if he had never been born.

22And as they did eat, Jesus took bread, and blessed, and brake it, and gave to them, and said, Take, eat: this is my body.

23And he took the cup, and when he had given thanks, he gave it to them: and they all drank of it.

24And he said unto them, This is my blood of the new testament, which is shed for many.

25Verily I say unto you, I will drink no more of the fruit of the vine, until that day that I drink it new in the kingdom of God.

26And when they had sung an hymn, they went out into the mount of Olives.

27And Jesus saith unto them, All ye shall be offended because of me this night: for it is written, I will smite the shepherd, and the sheep shall be scattered.

28But after that I am risen, I will go before you into Galilee.

29But Peter said unto him, Although all shall be offended, yet will not I.

30And Jesus saith unto him, Verily I say unto thee, That this day, even in this night, before the cock crow twice, thou shalt deny me thrice.

31But he spake the more vehemently, If I should die with thee, I will not deny thee in any wise. Likewise also said they all.

32And they came to a place which was named Gethsemane: and he saith to his disciples, Sit ye here, while I shall pray.

33And he taketh with him Peter and James and John, and began to be sore amazed, and to be very heavy;

34And saith unto them, My soul is exceeding sorrowful unto death: tarry ye here, and watch.

35And he went forward a little, and fell on the ground, and prayed that, if it were possible, the hour might pass from him.

36And he said, Abba, Father, all things are possible unto thee; take away this cup from me: nevertheless not what I will, but what thou wilt.

37And he cometh, and findeth them sleeping, and saith unto Peter, Simon, sleepest thou? couldest not thou watch one hour?

38Watch ye and pray, lest ye enter into temptation. The spirit truly is ready, but the flesh is weak.

39And again he went away, and prayed, and spake the same words.

40And when he returned, he found them asleep again, (for their eyes were heavy,) neither wist they what to answer him.

41And he cometh the third time, and saith unto them, Sleep on now, and take your rest: it is enough, the hour is come; behold, the Son of man is betrayed into the hands of sinners.

42Rise up, let us go; lo, he that betrayeth me is at hand.

43And immediately, while he yet spake, cometh Judas, one of the twelve, and with him a great multitude with swords and staves, from the chief priests and the scribes and the elders.

44And he that betrayed him had given them a token, saying, Whomsoever I shall kiss, that same is he; take him, and lead him away safely.

45And as soon as he was come, he goeth straightway to him, and saith, Master, master; and kissed him.

46And they laid their hands on him, and took him.

47And one of them that stood by drew a sword, and smote a servant of the high priest, and cut off his ear.

48And Jesus answered and said unto them, Are ye come out, as against a thief, with swords and with staves to take me?

49I was daily with you in the temple teaching, and ye took me not: but the scriptures must be fulfilled.

50And they all forsook him, and fled.

51And there followed him a certain young man, having a linen cloth cast about his naked body; and the young men laid hold on him:

52And he left the linen cloth, and fled from them naked.

53And they led Jesus away to the high priest: and with him were assembled all the chief priests and the elders and the scribes.

54And Peter followed him afar off, even into the palace of the high priest: and he sat with the servants, and warmed himself at the fire.

55And the chief priests and all the council sought for witness against Jesus to put him to death; and found none.

56For many bare false witness against him, but their witness agreed not together.

57And there arose certain, and bare false witness against him, saying,

58We heard him say, I will destroy this temple that is made with hands, and within three days I will build another made without hands.

59But neither so did their witness agree together.

60And the high priest stood up in the midst, and asked Jesus, saying, Answerest thou nothing? what is it which these witness against thee?

61But he held his peace, and answered nothing. Again the high priest asked him, and said unto him, Art thou the Christ, the Son of the Blessed?

62And Jesus said, I am: and ye shall see the Son of man sitting on the right hand of power, and coming in the clouds of heaven.

63Then the high priest rent his clothes, and saith, What need we any further witnesses?

64Ye have heard the blasphemy: what think ye? And they all condemned him to be guilty of death.

65And some began to spit on him, and to cover his face, and to buffet him, and to say unto him, Prophesy: and the servants did strike him with the palms of their hands.

66And as Peter was beneath in the palace, there cometh one of the maids of the high priest:

67And when she saw Peter warming himself, she looked upon him, and said, And thou also wast with Jesus of Nazareth.

68But he denied, saying, I know not, neither understand I what thou sayest. And he went out into the porch; and the cock crew.

69And a maid saw him again, and began to say to them that stood by, This is one of them.

70And he denied it again. And a little after, they that stood by said again to Peter, Surely thou art one of them: for thou art a Galilean, and thy speech agreeth thereto.

71But he began to curse and to swear, saying, I know not this man of whom ye speak.

72And the second time the cock crew. And Peter called to mind the word that Jesus said unto him, Before the cock crow twice, thou shalt deny me thrice. And when he thought thereon, he wept.