Gen Z: Mark 13
1As he dipped outta the temple, one of his homies was like, "Yo, check out these dope stones and buildings!"
2Jesus replied, "You see these epic buildings? Not a single stone's gonna be left standing, they’re all getting wrecked."
3While chillin' on the Mount of Olives, Peter, James, John, and Andrew pulled him aside and asked,
4"So, when's all this gonna go down? What's the sign when it's time?"
5Jesus said, "Yo, watch out! Don't let anyone fool you."
6A bunch of peeps will roll up in my name, claiming they’re the real deal; they’re gonna lead many astray.
7When you hear about wars and drama, don’t freak out; this stuff has to happen, but the end isn’t here yet.
8Nation’s gonna clash with nation, kingdom against kingdom; expect earthquakes and famines—this is just the warm-up.
9But keep your heads up: they’re gonna drag you to court; you’ll get beat in synagogues and stand before rulers and kings for my name’s sake, as a testimony.
10And the gospel's gotta be spread to all nations first.
11When they drag you in and throw you under the bus, don’t even stress about what to say, just let it flow. Whatever you get in that moment, spill it, 'cause it’s not you talking, it’s the Holy Ghost bringing the vibes.
12Fam’s gonna turn on fam, like brothers snitching on brothers to the max, and parents getting betrayed by their kids. It’s gonna be a whole savage situation out here.
13You’ll get mad hate from everyone just for repping my name, but those who stick it out till the end? They’re gonna be straight saved, no cap.
14When you peep the sus abomination of desolation that Daniel talked about, standing in the wrong spot, it’s time to bounce to the mountains if you’re in Judea.
15If you’re chilling on the roof, don’t even think about going back inside to grab your stuff, just dip.
16If you’re out in the field, don’t look back to grab your coat, just keep it moving.
17But yikes to those who are pregnant or nursing during those times, that’s a rough vibe!
18And pray that your escape isn’t in winter, 'cause that’s gonna be rough.
19Those days are gonna be tough, like nothing seen since God created the world, and nothing like it will ever happen again.
20If the Lord didn’t cut those days short, no one would make it, but for the chosen ones, He’s making it easier.
21If anyone's like, "Yo, Christ is over here!" or "Nah, he’s over there!" don't believe that sus energy.
22For fake Christs and prophets gonna pop off, showing wild signs to try and pull you in, even the chosen ones, no cap.
23But for real, be on guard: I’ve spilled the tea on everything that's about to go down.
24In those days, after all that drama, the sun’s gonna be all dark and the moon won’t be shining, fr.
25Stars gonna drop from the sky, and the powers up there will be shaken, like, whoa.
26Then everyone’s gonna see the Son of Man rolling in on clouds, flexing mad power and glory.
27He'll send his angels to scoop up the chosen ones from all corners, from the ends of the earth to the skies, periodt.
28Peep this fig tree lesson; when the branches are all fresh and leafy, you know summer's about to hit, vibes.
29So, when you see all this stuff happening, just know it’s close, like right at the door.
30For real, I’m telling you, this generation won’t dip until all this goes down.
31Heaven and earth might dip, but my words? They’re timeless, no cap.
32No one knows when that day’s dropping, not even the angels or the Son, only the Father’s got the 411.
33Stay woke, fam: pray and keep your eyes peeled, 'cause you don't know when it’s popping off.
34The Son of Man is like a dude going on a long trip, leaving his pad and giving his crew tasks while telling the gatekeeper to stay alert.
35So keep your eyes open, 'cause you don’t know when the boss is rolling in—could be evening, midnight, or morning vibes.
36Don’t get caught slipping when he shows up outta nowhere.
37What I’m saying to you, I’m saying to everyone: stay alert.