Gen Z: Malachi 1
1Malachi's got a word from the Lord for Israel, and it’s heavy, fam.
2God’s like, “I’ve loved you,” but you’re out here like, “How?” Remember Esau? He was Jacob’s bro, but I vibed with Jacob more, no cap.
3And I was not feeling Esau, so I wrecked his mountains and left his land a total wasteland for the wilderness vibes.
4Edom's out here saying they’re broke but plan to rebuild their spots; God’s like, “They can build, but I’m about to tear it down; it’s gonna be wicked vibes forever.”
5You’ll see it, and you’ll say, “The Lord is getting all the hype from Israel’s borders.”
6A son shows his dad respect, and a servant his boss; so if I’m your Father, where’s my respect? If I’m your boss, where’s the fear? Y’all priests are acting sus, asking how you dissed my name.
7You’re bringing trash bread to my altar and asking how you’ve messed it up? You’re saying, “The Lord’s table is lame.”
8If you offer up blind animals for sacrifice, isn’t that just wrong? If you bring the lame and sick, isn’t that sus? Try giving that to your governor; will he be cool with it?
9Now I’m asking you to hit up God for some grace; this mess is on you. Will He even notice you?
10Who’s even gonna close the doors for nothing? You’re not lighting fires on my altar for free. I’m not vibing with you, and I won’t take your offerings, periodt.
11From sunrise to sunset, my name’s gonna be legendary among the Gentiles; incense and pure offerings will be lit everywhere, 'cause my name is fire among the nations.
12But you’ve made it all sus, saying the Lord’s table is polluted, and the food’s a joke.
13You’re acting all tired of it and rolling your eyes, bringing in the messed-up stuff; should I even accept that from you?
14But cursed be the liar who’s got a male in his flock and offers a whack sacrifice to the Lord; I’m a great King, and my name is scary dope among the nations.