Gen Z: Leviticus 3
1If you’re bringing a peace offering, it can be from the herd; just make sure it’s flawless, no cap, and present it to the Lord.
2He’s gotta put his hand on the offering’s head and then take it out at the tabernacle door; Aaron’s sons, the priests, will sprinkle the blood all around the altar.
3He’s serving up a fire offering to the Lord from the peace offering; take the fat that covers the insides and all that good stuff.
4Plus, take the two kidneys and the fat on them, which is near the sides, and the membrane above the liver; that’s gotta go.
5Aaron’s sons will roast it on the altar with the burnt sacrifice on the wood in the fire; it’s a fire offering with a sweet vibe for the Lord.
6If you’re bringing a peace offering from the flock, male or female, it better be without flaws, no cap.
7If it’s a lamb, then it’s gotta be presented before the Lord.
8He’ll lay his hand on its head and take it out in front of the tabernacle; then Aaron’s sons will sprinkle the blood all around the altar.
9He’ll offer up a fire offering to the Lord from the peace offering; take off the fat and the whole back end, plus the fat covering the insides.
10And the two kidneys, and the fat on them by the sides, and the membrane above the liver, with the kidneys, that’s gotta go too.
11The priest will burn it on the altar; it’s the food of the fire offering for the Lord.
12If it’s a goat for the offering, bring it before the Lord.
13He’ll put his hand on its head and take it out in front of the tabernacle; Aaron’s sons will sprinkle the blood all around the altar.
14He’ll offer up a fire offering to the Lord; take the fat covering the insides and all the fat that’s on the insides.
15And the two kidneys, and the fat on them by the sides, and the membrane above the liver, with the kidneys, that’s gotta go.
16The priest will burn them on the altar; it’s the food of the fire offering for a sweet vibe: all the fat belongs to the Lord.
17This is a forever rule for your fams wherever you chill: no eating fat or blood, periodt.