Gen Z: Leviticus 2
1If you’re vibing to offer a meat offering to the Lord, make it with fine flour, pour some oil on it, and add that frankincense, no cap.
2Bring it to Aaron's sons, the priests, and they’ll take a handful of that flour, oil, and frankincense; then the priest will pop off and burn it on the altar as a lit offering to the Lord.
3Whatever’s left of the meat offering is for Aaron and his sons; it’s super holy, fr, among the Lord’s fire offerings.
4If you're bringing a baked meat offering, it’s gotta be unleavened cakes of fine flour mixed with oil, or unleavened wafers drizzled with oil.
5If your offering is a meat offering baked in a pan, make it with fine flour, no leaven, mixed with oil.
6Break it into pieces and pour some oil on it; that’s how you do a meat offering.
7If your offering is a meat offering fried in a pan, just use fine flour and oil, periodt.
8Bring that meat offering to the Lord, and when it’s presented to the priest, he’ll take it to the altar.
9The priest will grab a memorial from the meat offering and burn it on the altar; it’s a fire offering with a sweet vibe to the Lord.
10What’s left of the meat offering is for Aaron and his sons; it’s hella holy among the Lord’s fire offerings.
11No meat offering to the Lord should have leaven; don’t burn any leaven or honey in any fire offering to the Lord, that’s sus.
12When it comes to the firstfruits, offer them to the Lord, but don’t burn them on the altar for that sweet vibe.
13Every meat offering needs a sprinkle of salt; don’t let the salt of your God’s covenant be missing from your meat offering, always add salt, fr.
14If you offer a meat offering from your firstfruits, bring green ears of corn that are dried by fire, like corn beaten out of full ears.
15Drizzle some oil on it and throw down frankincense; that’s how you make a meat offering.
16The priest will burn the memorial, part of the beaten corn, and part of the oil, with all the frankincense; it’s a fire offering to the Lord, lit.