Gen Z: Judges 5
1Then Deborah and Barak vibed together that day, saying,
2Praise the Lord for holding it down for Israel, when the squad stepped up and offered themselves, no cap.
3Yo, kings, listen up; princes, pay attention; I'm about to sing to the Lord; I’ll give mad praise to the Lord God of Israel.
4Lord, when you rolled outta Seir, when you marched from Edom's fields, the earth shook, and the heavens dropped like, whoa, the clouds got all rainy.
5The mountains were melting in front of the Lord, even Sinai was like, whoa, in front of the Lord God of Israel.
6Back in the days of Shamgar son of Anath, and Jael, the highways were empty, and travelers were low-key taking the back roads.
7The village peeps were ghosting, they were MIA in Israel, 'til I, Deborah, popped off and became a mother figure in Israel.
8They picked new gods; then it was war at the gates: was there even a shield or spear among forty thousand in Israel?
9My heart's with the leaders of Israel, who stepped up willingly among the people. Bless the Lord, fr.
10Speak up, you who ride on white donkeys, you who judge and walk the path.
11If you made it outta the chaos of the archers by the water, that's where you gotta vibe and remember all the dope things God did for His peeps in Israel; then the squad of the Lord rolls up to the gates.
12Yo, wake up, Deborah! Drop a fire song: rise up, Barak, and take your crew back, son of Abinoam.
13He made sure the ones left had power over the top dogs; the Lord gave me the rizz to rule over the strong.
14From Ephraim, there was a squad ready to roll against Amalek; after you, Benjamin, among your crew; from Machir came the bosses, and from Zebulun, those who write the bangers.
15The princes of Issachar were chillin' with Deborah; even Issachar and Barak were sent on foot into the valley. Reuben had some serious thoughts going on.
16Why you chillin' with the sheep, just listening to the bleats? Reuben had some deep feels going on.
17Gilead was hanging out beyond Jordan: why was Dan just vibing on ships? Asher was posted at the beach, holding it down.
18Zebulun and Naphtali were the real ones who risked it all in the high spots of the field.
19The kings showed up and threw down, then the kings of Canaan went hard in Taanach by the waters of Megiddo; they didn't even care about the cash.
20They were fighting from the sky; the stars were out here battling against Sisera.
21The river Kishon just swept them away, like an ancient vibe, for real. O my soul, you just crushed it.
22The horsehoofs got wrecked from all the prancing, like the rizz of their strong ones was no joke.
23Yo, Meroz is cursed, said the angel of the Lord, like, seriously, curse those who didn’t help the Lord against the strong ones.
24Jael, the wife of Heber the Kenite, is blessed above all women, straight up goated in the tent.
25He asked for water, and she was like, "Here’s some milk," and served him butter on a fancy dish.
26She put her hand on the nail and the other on the hammer, and with that hammer, she took Sisera out, no cap.
27At her feet, he bowed and fell, like he was done for, where he bowed, he just dropped dead.
28Sisera's mom was peeking out the window, like, "Why’s his chariot taking so long? Where the wheels at?"
29Her wise ladies were like, "Yeah, for sure," and she was answering herself, no doubt.
30They ain't come back yet? Did they not split the loot; every dude got a girl or two; Sisera got all the colorful stuff, like, fancy needlework for those who take the spoils?
31So let all the haters fade away, Lord: but those who vibe with you be like the sun shining bright. And the land was chill for forty years.