John 9

Gen Z: John 9

1As Jesus rolled by, he spotted a dude who was blind since day one.

2His squad was like, "Yo, Master, who messed up? This guy or his fam, that he’s blind?"

3Jesus was like, "Nah, neither did anything sus. It’s just to show off God’s works in him."

4"I gotta do the work of the one who sent me while it’s still light; night’s coming when no one can pop off."

5"While I’m in the game, I’m the light of the world, no cap."

6After saying this, he spit on the ground, made some mud, and rubbed it on the blind dude’s eyes.

7He told him, "Ayo, go wash in the pool of Siloam." The dude dipped, washed, and came back seeing.

8The neighbors were shook and were like, "Is this not the guy who used to sit and beg?"

9Some were like, "Yeah, that’s him," while others were like, "Nah, he just looks like him." But he was like, "I’m that dude."

10So they asked him, "How’d you get your sight back?"

11He answered, "Some dude named Jesus made mud, put it on my eyes, and told me to hit up the Siloam pool to wash. I did, and now I can see, no cap."

12They asked him, "Where’s this guy at?" He was like, "IDK."

13They brought the blind dude to the Pharisees.

14It was the Sabbath when Jesus made that mud and opened his eyes, savage move.

15The Pharisees asked him again how he could see. He said, "He put mud on my eyes, I washed, and now I see."

16Some Pharisees were like, "This dude can't be from God, he’s not vibing with the Sabbath." Others were like, "No way a sinner can pull off those miracles." So, they were lowkey divided.

17They asked the blind man again, "What do you think about him opening your eyes?" He said, "He’s a prophet, fr."

18But the Jews weren’t buying it, they didn’t believe he was blind until they called his parents.

19They asked the parents, "Is this your son, the one you said was born blind? How’s he seeing now?"

20His parents replied, "Yeah, this is our son, and he was definitely born blind."

21We don’t even know how he sees now, or who hooked him up with sight; he’s grown, so just ask him; he can speak for himself, no cap.

22His parents said this 'cause they were shook by the Jews: they already agreed that if anyone said he was the Christ, they’d be kicked out of the squad.

23So his parents were like, "He’s grown, just ask him."

24They called the blind dude again and told him to give God the props: we know this guy's a sinner, fr.

25He was like, "I don’t know if he’s a sinner or not, but one thing’s for sure: I was blind, and now I see, periodt."

26They asked him again, "What did he do to you? How did he open your eyes?"

27He said, "I already told y’all, and you didn’t listen: why do you wanna hear it again? You tryna be his fans too?"

28Then they came at him, saying, "You’re his disciple; we’re Moses’ crew."

29We know God talked to Moses, but this dude? We have no clue where he’s from.

30The man was like, "This is wild; you don’t know where he’s from, but he opened my eyes? That’s lit!"

31So like, God doesn’t vibe with sinners, but if you’re out here worshipping and doing His will, He’s got your back, no cap.

32Since day one, nobody’s ever seen someone open the eyes of a blind dude, fr.

33If this guy wasn’t from God, he’d be flopping hard, periodt.

34They clapped back, saying, "You were born in sin, who are you to teach us?" And they kicked him out, savage.

35Jesus peeped that they kicked him out, found him, and asked, "Do you believe in the Son of God?"

36He was like, "Who’s that, Lord? I need to know so I can believe."

37Jesus replied, "You’ve seen Him, and it’s me who’s chatting with you."

38The dude said, "Lord, I believe," and he worshipped Him, lit.

39Jesus said, "I’m here to judge; those who can’t see will see, and those who see will go blind, no cap."

40Some Pharisees heard this and were like, "Are we blind too?"

41Jesus was like, "If y'all were blind, no cap, you wouldn't be trippin'. But now you say you see; so your vibes are still sus."

KJV: John 9

1And as Jesus passed by, he saw a man which was blind from his birth.

2And his disciples asked him, saying, Master, who did sin, this man, or his parents, that he was born blind?

3Jesus answered, Neither hath this man sinned, nor his parents: but that the works of God should be made manifest in him.

4I must work the works of him that sent me, while it is day: the night cometh, when no man can work.

5As long as I am in the world, I am the light of the world.

6When he had thus spoken, he spat on the ground, and made clay of the spittle, and he anointed the eyes of the blind man with the clay,

7And said unto him, Go, wash in the pool of Siloam, (which is by interpretation, Sent.) He went his way therefore, and washed, and came seeing.

8The neighbours therefore, and they which before had seen him that he was blind, said, Is not this he that sat and begged?

9Some said, This is he: others said, He is like him: but he said, I am he.

10Therefore said they unto him, How were thine eyes opened?

11He answered and said, A man that is called Jesus made clay, and anointed mine eyes, and said unto me, Go to the pool of Siloam, and wash: and I went and washed, and I received sight.

12Then said they unto him, Where is he? He said, I know not.

13They brought to the Pharisees him that aforetime was blind.

14And it was the sabbath day when Jesus made the clay, and opened his eyes.

15Then again the Pharisees also asked him how he had received his sight. He said unto them, He put clay upon mine eyes, and I washed, and do see.

16Therefore said some of the Pharisees, This man is not of God, because he keepeth not the sabbath day. Others said, How can a man that is a sinner do such miracles? And there was a division among them.

17They say unto the blind man again, What sayest thou of him, that he hath opened thine eyes? He said, He is a prophet.

18But the Jews did not believe concerning him, that he had been blind, and received his sight, until they called the parents of him that had received his sight.

19And they asked them, saying, Is this your son, who ye say was born blind? how then doth he now see?

20His parents answered them and said, We know that this is our son, and that he was born blind:

21But by what means he now seeth, we know not; or who hath opened his eyes, we know not: he is of age; ask him: he shall speak for himself.

22These words spake his parents, because they feared the Jews: for the Jews had agreed already, that if any man did confess that he was Christ, he should be put out of the synagogue.

23Therefore said his parents, He is of age; ask him.

24Then again called they the man that was blind, and said unto him, Give God the praise: we know that this man is a sinner.

25He answered and said, Whether he be a sinner or no, I know not: one thing I know, that, whereas I was blind, now I see.

26Then said they to him again, What did he to thee? how opened he thine eyes?

27He answered them, I have told you already, and ye did not hear: wherefore would ye hear it again? will ye also be his disciples?

28Then they reviled him, and said, Thou art his disciple; but we are Moses’ disciples.

29We know that God spake unto Moses: as for this fellow, we know not from whence he is.

30The man answered and said unto them, Why herein is a marvellous thing, that ye know not from whence he is, and yet he hath opened mine eyes.

31Now we know that God heareth not sinners: but if any man be a worshipper of God, and doeth his will, him he heareth.

32Since the world began was it not heard that any man opened the eyes of one that was born blind.

33If this man were not of God, he could do nothing.

34They answered and said unto him, Thou wast altogether born in sins, and dost thou teach us? And they cast him out.

35Jesus heard that they had cast him out; and when he had found him, he said unto him, Dost thou believe on the Son of God?

36He answered and said, Who is he, Lord, that I might believe on him?

37And Jesus said unto him, Thou hast both seen him, and it is he that talketh with thee.

38And he said, Lord, I believe. And he worshipped him.

39And Jesus said, For judgment I am come into this world, that they which see not might see; and that they which see might be made blind.

40And some of the Pharisees which were with him heard these words, and said unto him, Are we blind also?

41Jesus said unto them, If ye were blind, ye should have no sin: but now ye say, We see; therefore your sin remaineth.

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