John 3

Gen Z: John 3

1There was this dude from the Pharisees, Nicodemus, a total ruler of the Jews, no cap.

2So he rolls up to Jesus at night, like, "Rabbi, we know you’re a teacher sent from God, 'cause no one can pull off these miracles unless God’s got their back."

3Jesus hit him with, "For real, for real, you gotta be born again to see the kingdom of God."

4Nicodemus was like, "How can an old dude be born again? Can he just slide back into his mom’s womb?"

5Jesus said, "No cap, you gotta be born of water and the Spirit to enter the kingdom of God."

6What’s born of the flesh is just flesh; what’s born of the Spirit is straight-up spirit, periodt.

7Don’t trip that I said you gotta be born again.

8The wind vibes wherever it wants, you hear it but can’t see where it’s coming from or going; that’s how it is for everyone born of the Spirit.

9Nicodemus was like, "How is this even possible?"

10Jesus replied, "You’re a master of Israel and don’t get this stuff? That’s sus."

11For real, for real, we’re spitting facts here, but y’all just not vibing with our truth.

12If I’m dropping knowledge about earthly stuff and you’re not feeling it, how you gonna vibe with the heavenly deets?

13No one’s been to heaven except the one who came down from there, the Son of Man, who’s still chilling up there.

14Just like Moses lifted that serpent in the desert, the Son of Man gonna be lifted up too, no cap.

15So anyone who believes in him won’t fade away but will have that eternal life, periodt.

16God loved the world so much that he sent his only Son, so anyone who believes in him won’t perish, but will have that forever life.

17God didn’t send his Son to roast the world; he sent him so the world could get saved, fr.

18Whoever believes in him isn’t getting judged, but if you don’t believe, you’re already sus because you’re not repping the name of God’s only Son.

19Here’s the tea: light came into the world, but people were like, “Nah, we love the darkness,” because their actions were shady.

20Everyone doing evil is low-key hating on the light and staying away from it so their actions don’t get called out.

21But if you keep it 100, you’ll vibe with the light, showing everyone your good deeds, all God-approved.

22Then Jesus pulled up with his crew to Judea, chilling and baptizing.

23John was out here baptizing in Ænon near Salim 'cause there was mad water, so people came through to get baptized.

24Just so you know, John wasn’t locked up yet.

25A question popped up between some of John’s homies and the Jews about cleansing vibes.

26They rolled up on John, like, "Yo, that dude you were with by the Jordan, the one you hyped up? He's baptizing now, and everyone’s going to him."

27John was like, "No cap, a dude can’t get anything unless it’s given from heaven."

28You guys know I’ve said, "I’m not the Christ, just the hype man before him."

29The dude with the bride is the bridegroom; the friend who hears him is just vibing hard, and my joy is full because of him.

30He’s gotta pop off, while I gotta chill out.

31Dude from above is on top of everything: the earth peeps are just earthly and talkin’ basic, but the one from heaven is straight up goated.

32He’s seen and heard some next-level stuff, but no one’s vibin’ with his testimony.

33If you’re on the receiving end of his testimony, you’re lowkey confirming that God is true, no cap.

34The one God sent is spittin’ straight fire from God; He doesn't hold back the Spirit at all.

35The Father’s all about the Son and has handed over everything to him, periodt.

36Whoever believes in the Son is living that eternal life; but if you’re not vibin’ with the Son, you’re missing out on life, and God’s wrath is chillin’ on you.

KJV: John 3

1There was a man of the Pharisees, named Nicodemus, a ruler of the Jews:

2The same came to Jesus by night, and said unto him, Rabbi, we know that thou art a teacher come from God: for no man can do these miracles that thou doest, except God be with him.

3Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.

4Nicodemus saith unto him, How can a man be born when he is old? can he enter the second time into his mother’s womb, and be born?

5Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God.

6That which is born of the flesh is flesh; and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit.

7Marvel not that I said unto thee, Ye must be born again.

8The wind bloweth where it listeth, and thou hearest the sound thereof, but canst not tell whence it cometh, and whither it goeth: so is every one that is born of the Spirit.

9Nicodemus answered and said unto him, How can these things be?

10Jesus answered and said unto him, Art thou a master of Israel, and knowest not these things?

11Verily, verily, I say unto thee, We speak that we do know, and testify that we have seen; and ye receive not our witness.

12If I have told you earthly things, and ye believe not, how shall ye believe, if I tell you of heavenly things?

13And no man hath ascended up to heaven, but he that came down from heaven, even the Son of man which is in heaven.

14And as Moses lifted up the serpent in the wilderness, even so must the Son of man be lifted up:

15That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life.

16For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

17For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.

18He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

19And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil.

20For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved.

21But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God.

22After these things came Jesus and his disciples into the land of Judea; and there he tarried with them, and baptized.

23And John also was baptizing in Ænon near to Salim, because there was much water there: and they came, and were baptized.

24For John was not yet cast into prison.

25Then there arose a question between some of John’s disciples and the Jews about purifying.

26And they came unto John, and said unto him, Rabbi, he that was with thee beyond Jordan, to whom thou barest witness, behold, the same baptizeth, and all men come to him.

27John answered and said, A man can receive nothing, except it be given him from heaven.

28Ye yourselves bear me witness, that I said, I am not the Christ, but that I am sent before him.

29He that hath the bride is the bridegroom: but the friend of the bridegroom, which standeth and heareth him, rejoiceth greatly because of the bridegroom’s voice: this my joy therefore is fulfilled.

30He must increase, but I must decrease.

31He that cometh from above is above all: he that is of the earth is earthly, and speaketh of the earth: he that cometh from heaven is above all.

32And what he hath seen and heard, that he testifieth; and no man receiveth his testimony.

33He that hath received his testimony hath set to his seal that God is true.

34For he whom God hath sent speaketh the words of God: for God giveth not the Spirit by measure unto him.

35The Father loveth the Son, and hath given all things into his hand.

36He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him.

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