1On the third day, there was a wedding in Cana, and Jesus' mom was vibin' there.

2Jesus and his squad got invited to the wedding, no cap.

3When they ran outta wine, Jesus' mom was like, "Yo, they got no wine."

4Jesus replied, "Chill, fam. My time ain't come yet."

5His mom told the servants, "Whatever he says, just do it. Periodt."

6There were six stone waterpots there for the Jewish purification rituals, holding a lot of water, fr.

7Jesus told them, "Fill those waterpots with water," and they went all the way to the top.

8Then he said, "Draw some out and take it to the party host." They did that.

9When the party host tasted the water turned wine, he had no clue where it came from; only the servants knew. He called the bridegroom over.

10He said, "Yo, usually people serve the good wine first, then the cheap stuff, but you saved the best for last. That's lit."

11This was the first miracle Jesus did in Cana, showing off his glory; his crew started believing in him.

12After that, he went down to Capernaum with his mom, bros, and disciples, and they stayed there for a bit.

13The Jews' Passover was coming, so Jesus went up to Jerusalem, vibes.

14He found peeps selling oxen, sheep, and doves in the temple, plus money changers just chillin'.

15Jesus made a whip outta cords and kicked them all outta the temple, flipping tables and tossing money around like a savage.

16He told the dove sellers, "Get these outta here; don't turn my dad's house into a marketplace."

17His disciples remembered it was written, "The zeal for your house has consumed me."

18The Jews were like, "What sign you got for us since you're doing all this?"

19Jesus replied, "Destroy this temple, and in three days, I'll bring it back to life."

20They were like, "It took 46 years to build this temple, and you think you can rebuild it in three days? Sus."

21But he was talking about the temple of his body, no cap.

22After he rose from the dead, his crew remembered what he said and believed the scripture and his words.

23When he was in Jerusalem for Passover, a bunch of people believed in him after seeing the miracles he did.

24But Jesus wasn't ready to trust them, 'cause he knew everyone, fr.

25He didn't need anyone to tell him about people, 'cause he knew what was in their hearts.

1And the third day there was a marriage in Cana of Galilee; and the mother of Jesus was there:

2And both Jesus was called, and his disciples, to the marriage.

3And when they wanted wine, the mother of Jesus saith unto him, They have no wine.

4Jesus saith unto her, Woman, what have I to do with thee? mine hour is not yet come.

5His mother saith unto the servants, Whatsoever he saith unto you, do it.

6And there were set there six waterpots of stone, after the manner of the purifying of the Jews, containing two or three firkins apiece.

7Jesus saith unto them, Fill the waterpots with water. And they filled them up to the brim.

8And he saith unto them, Draw out now, and bear unto the governor of the feast. And they bare it.

9When the ruler of the feast had tasted the water that was made wine, and knew not whence it was: (but the servants which drew the water knew;) the governor of the feast called the bridegroom,

10And saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept the good wine until now.

11This beginning of miracles did Jesus in Cana of Galilee, and manifested forth his glory; and his disciples believed on him.

12After this he went down to Capernaum, he, and his mother, and his brethren, and his disciples: and they continued there not many days.

13And the Jews’ passover was at hand, and Jesus went up to Jerusalem,

14And found in the temple those that sold oxen and sheep and doves, and the changers of money sitting:

15And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple, and the sheep, and the oxen; and poured out the changers’ money, and overthrew the tables;

16And said unto them that sold doves, Take these things hence; make not my Father’s house an house of merchandise.

17And his disciples remembered that it was written, The zeal of thine house hath eaten me up.

18Then answered the Jews and said unto him, What sign shewest thou unto us, seeing that thou doest these things?

19Jesus answered and said unto them, Destroy this temple, and in three days I will raise it up.

20Then said the Jews, Forty and six years was this temple in building, and wilt thou rear it up in three days?

21But he spake of the temple of his body.

22When therefore he was risen from the dead, his disciples remembered that he had said this unto them; and they believed the scripture, and the word which Jesus had said.

23Now when he was in Jerusalem at the passover, in the feast day, many believed in his name, when they saw the miracles which he did.

24But Jesus did not commit himself unto them, because he knew all men,

25And needed not that any should testify of man: for he knew what was in man.