Job 34

Gen Z: Job 34

1Yo, Elihu popped off and started talking.

2Listen up, wise peeps; lend me your ears, you who know what's up.

3Just like how ears catch words, mouths gotta taste the vibe of food.

4Let’s figure out what's right, and keep it real with each other about what's good.

5Job's like, "I'm totally righteous," but God’s taken away my chances.

6Should I really lie about my truth? My pain's legit and I ain't done anything wrong.

7Who’s even like Job, sipping on the shade like it’s water?

8He rolls with the shady crew and walks with the wicked squad.

9He’s saying it’s no flex for a dude to vibe with God and be happy.

10So listen up, smart folks: God ain't about that wicked life; the Almighty doesn’t roll with injustice, periodt.

11For the grind of a person, he’s gonna get what he’s due, everyone’s gonna find their vibes based on their moves.

12No cap, God ain't about that wicked life, and the Almighty won’t twist the truth.

13Who even gave him the keys to the earth? Like, who’s running this whole show?

14If he’s all about humanity, if he snatches up their spirit and breath;

15All flesh gonna fade together, and humans will just go back to dust, fr.

16If you’re woke, listen up: vibe with the words I’m dropping.

17Can someone who hates what’s right really lead? Are you really gonna call out the most just?

18Is it cool to tell a king he’s sus? And to nobles, "Y’all are wicked?"

19How much less to the one who doesn’t play favorites with the rich or the poor? They’re all just his creations, periodt.

20In a snap, they’ll be gone, and the people will be shook at midnight, just passing away: the strong will be taken out without a fight.

21His eyes are always watching our moves, and he sees everything we do. No cap.

22There’s no darkness or shady spots where the bad guys can hide. Periodt.

23He won't put more on us than we can handle; we gotta keep it real with God.

24He’ll crush the strong ones like it's nothing and replace them with others. Lit.

25He knows what they’re up to, flipping the script at night so they get wrecked.

26He hits them like wicked peeps right in front of everyone; savage vibes.

27They turned away from him and didn’t even think about his ways; sus.

28They make the poor cry out to him, and he hears the cries of those in need.

29When he brings peace, who can stir up trouble? And if he hides, who can see him? Bet.

30So the fake ones don’t rule, or else the people get caught up.

31For real, I gotta tell God, I’ve learned my lesson, no cap, I won’t mess up again.

32Teach me what I don’t see, fam: if I messed up, I won’t do it again, periodt.

33Is this how you roll? He’ll handle it, whether you’re down or not; it’s not on me, so just say what you know.

34Let the wise ones drop some knowledge on me, and let a smart dude listen up.

35Job is chatting without the smarts, and his words are just not it.

36I just wanna see Job get tested till the end ‘cause of his replies for the wicked peeps.

37He’s just adding more drama to his sin, throwing shade at us, and talking mad trash about God.

KJV: Job 34

1Furthermore Elihu answered and said,

2Hear my words, O ye wise men; and give ear unto me, ye that have knowledge.

3For the ear trieth words, as the mouth tasteth meat.

4Let us choose to us judgment: let us know among ourselves what is good.

5For Job hath said, I am righteous: and God hath taken away my judgment.

6Should I lie against my right? my wound is incurable without transgression.

7What man is like Job, who drinketh up scorning like water?

8Which goeth in company with the workers of iniquity, and walketh with wicked men.

9For he hath said, It profiteth a man nothing that he should delight himself with God.

10Therefore hearken unto me, ye men of understanding: far be it from God, that he should do wickedness; and from the Almighty, that he should commit iniquity.

11For the work of a man shall he render unto him, and cause every man to find according to his ways.

12Yea, surely God will not do wickedly, neither will the Almighty pervert judgment.

13Who hath given him a charge over the earth? or who hath disposed the whole world?

14If he set his heart upon man, if he gather unto himself his spirit and his breath;

15All flesh shall perish together, and man shall turn again unto dust.

16If now thou hast understanding, hear this: hearken to the voice of my words.

17Shall even he that hateth right govern? and wilt thou condemn him that is most just?

18Is it fit to say to a king, Thou art wicked? and to princes, Ye are ungodly?

19How much less to him that accepteth not the persons of princes, nor regardeth the rich more than the poor? for they all are the work of his hands.

20In a moment shall they die, and the people shall be troubled at midnight, and pass away: and the mighty shall be taken away without hand.

21For his eyes are upon the ways of man, and he seeth all his goings.

22There is no darkness, nor shadow of death, where the workers of iniquity may hide themselves.

23For he will not lay upon man more than right; that he should enter into judgment with God.

24He shall break in pieces mighty men without number, and set others in their stead.

25Therefore he knoweth their works, and he overturneth them in the night, so that they are destroyed.

26He striketh them as wicked men in the open sight of others;

27Because they turned back from him, and would not consider any of his ways:

28So that they cause the cry of the poor to come unto him, and he heareth the cry of the afflicted.

29When he giveth quietness, who then can make trouble? and when he hideth his face, who then can behold him? whether it be done against a nation, or against a man only:

30That the hypocrite reign not, lest the people be ensnared.

31Surely it is meet to be said unto God, I have borne chastisement, I will not offend any more:

32That which I see not teach thou me: if I have done iniquity, I will do no more.

33Should it be according to thy mind? he will recompense it, whether thou refuse, or whether thou choose; and not I: therefore speak what thou knowest.

34Let men of understanding tell me, and let a wise man hearken unto me.

35Job hath spoken without knowledge, and his words were without wisdom.

36My desire is that Job may be tried unto the end because of his answers for wicked men.

37For he addeth rebellion unto his sin, he clappeth his hands among us, and multiplieth his words against God.

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