Gen Z: Job 34
1Yo, Elihu popped off and started talking.
2Listen up, wise peeps; lend me your ears, you who know what's up.
3Just like how ears catch words, mouths gotta taste the vibe of food.
4Let’s figure out what's right, and keep it real with each other about what's good.
5Job's like, "I'm totally righteous," but God’s taken away my chances.
6Should I really lie about my truth? My pain's legit and I ain't done anything wrong.
7Who’s even like Job, sipping on the shade like it’s water?
8He rolls with the shady crew and walks with the wicked squad.
9He’s saying it’s no flex for a dude to vibe with God and be happy.
10So listen up, smart folks: God ain't about that wicked life; the Almighty doesn’t roll with injustice, periodt.
11For the grind of a person, he’s gonna get what he’s due, everyone’s gonna find their vibes based on their moves.
12No cap, God ain't about that wicked life, and the Almighty won’t twist the truth.
13Who even gave him the keys to the earth? Like, who’s running this whole show?
14If he’s all about humanity, if he snatches up their spirit and breath;
15All flesh gonna fade together, and humans will just go back to dust, fr.
16If you’re woke, listen up: vibe with the words I’m dropping.
17Can someone who hates what’s right really lead? Are you really gonna call out the most just?
18Is it cool to tell a king he’s sus? And to nobles, "Y’all are wicked?"
19How much less to the one who doesn’t play favorites with the rich or the poor? They’re all just his creations, periodt.
20In a snap, they’ll be gone, and the people will be shook at midnight, just passing away: the strong will be taken out without a fight.
21His eyes are always watching our moves, and he sees everything we do. No cap.
22There’s no darkness or shady spots where the bad guys can hide. Periodt.
23He won't put more on us than we can handle; we gotta keep it real with God.
24He’ll crush the strong ones like it's nothing and replace them with others. Lit.
25He knows what they’re up to, flipping the script at night so they get wrecked.
26He hits them like wicked peeps right in front of everyone; savage vibes.
27They turned away from him and didn’t even think about his ways; sus.
28They make the poor cry out to him, and he hears the cries of those in need.
29When he brings peace, who can stir up trouble? And if he hides, who can see him? Bet.
30So the fake ones don’t rule, or else the people get caught up.
31For real, I gotta tell God, I’ve learned my lesson, no cap, I won’t mess up again.
32Teach me what I don’t see, fam: if I messed up, I won’t do it again, periodt.
33Is this how you roll? He’ll handle it, whether you’re down or not; it’s not on me, so just say what you know.
34Let the wise ones drop some knowledge on me, and let a smart dude listen up.
35Job is chatting without the smarts, and his words are just not it.
36I just wanna see Job get tested till the end ‘cause of his replies for the wicked peeps.
37He’s just adding more drama to his sin, throwing shade at us, and talking mad trash about God.