Job 22

Gen Z: Job 22

1Eliphaz the Temanite was like, "Yo, check it, I got something to say."

2Can a dude really vibe with God, like, is that wise guy energy even a thing?

3Does the Almighty even care if you’re living right? Or is it just a flex for Him if you’re on point?

4Is He gonna call you out 'cause you’re sus? Or dip into judgment with you?

5Your wickedness is lowkey massive, and your wrongs are off the charts, fr.

6You took a pledge from your bro for nothing and left the naked out here, no cap.

7You didn’t even give water to the tired peeps, and you held back food from the hungry, savage.

8But the strong dude had the land, and the honorable peeps were chillin' there.

9You sent widows away empty-handed, and the fatherless are totally struggling.

10So, like, traps are all around you, and sudden fear is just messing with your vibe.

11Or like, total darkness where you can't see anything; and the waters are just covering you, no cap.

12Ain't God chillin' up high in heaven? Check the stars, they’re lit, like, super high!

13And you’re like, "How does God even know? Can He judge through all that dark cloud?"

14Thick clouds are kinda like his vibe check, he sees through it all; he’s walking in the heavenly circuit, fr.

15You peeped the old path where savage dudes used to roll?

16They were cut off way too soon, their foundation got wiped out by a flood, straight up.

17They were like, "God, just bounce from us; what can the Almighty even do for them?"

18But still, He filled their cribs with good stuff; the wicked's plans are sus to me.

19The righteous see what’s up and are vibin': the innocent are out here laughing at them.

20Our stuff ain't getting cut down, but the leftovers? Fire’s totally consuming them.

21Get to know Him, and chill; good vibes will come your way.

22For real, take in His words and keep them close to your heart.

23If you bounce back to the Almighty, He’ll build you up and help you ditch the bad vibes.

24You’ll stack gold like it’s nothing, and Ophir’s gold will feel like pebbles.

25The Almighty's got your back, and you'll have mad silver, no cap.

26Then you’ll find joy in the Almighty and look up to God.

27Just pray to Him, and He’ll hear you; you’ll keep your promises.

28Speak it into existence, and it’ll happen; light will shine on your path.

29When people are down, you’ll be like, “There’s hope!” and He’ll save the humble.

30He’ll rescue the innocent, and it’s all good because of your pure vibes.

KJV: Job 22

1Then Eliphaz the Temanite answered and said,

2Can a man be profitable unto God, as he that is wise may be profitable unto himself?

3Is it any pleasure to the Almighty, that thou art righteous? or is it gain to him, that thou makest thy ways perfect?

4Will he reprove thee for fear of thee? will he enter with thee into judgment?

5Is not thy wickedness great? and thine iniquities infinite?

6For thou hast taken a pledge from thy brother for nought, and stripped the naked of their clothing.

7Thou hast not given water to the weary to drink, and thou hast withholden bread from the hungry.

8But as for the mighty man, he had the earth; and the honourable man dwelt in it.

9Thou hast sent widows away empty, and the arms of the fatherless have been broken.

10Therefore snares are round about thee, and sudden fear troubleth thee;

11Or darkness, that thou canst not see; and abundance of waters cover thee.

12Is not God in the height of heaven? and behold the height of the stars, how high they are!

13And thou sayest, How doth God know? can he judge through the dark cloud?

14Thick clouds are a covering to him, that he seeth not; and he walketh in the circuit of heaven.

15Hast thou marked the old way which wicked men have trodden?

16Which were cut down out of time, whose foundation was overflown with a flood:

17Which said unto God, Depart from us: and what can the Almighty do for them?

18Yet he filled their houses with good things: but the counsel of the wicked is far from me.

19The righteous see it, and are glad: and the innocent laugh them to scorn.

20Whereas our substance is not cut down, but the remnant of them the fire consumeth.

21Acquaint now thyself with him, and be at peace: thereby good shall come unto thee.

22Receive, I pray thee, the law from his mouth, and lay up his words in thine heart.

23If thou return to the Almighty, thou shalt be built up, thou shalt put away iniquity far from thy tabernacles.

24Then shalt thou lay up gold as dust, and the gold of Ophir as the stones of the brooks.

25Yea, the Almighty shall be thy defence, and thou shalt have plenty of silver.

26For then shalt thou have thy delight in the Almighty, and shalt lift up thy face unto God.

27Thou shalt make thy prayer unto him, and he shall hear thee, and thou shalt pay thy vows.

28Thou shalt also decree a thing, and it shall be established unto thee: and the light shall shine upon thy ways.

29When men are cast down, then thou shalt say, There is lifting up; and he shall save the humble person.

30He shall deliver the island of the innocent: and it is delivered by the pureness of thine hands.

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