1God hit up Jeremiah with a word about the vibes of the nations.

2This is about Egypt, Pharaoh’s squad by the Euphrates, where Nebuchadrezzar took ‘em down in Jehoiakim's fourth year.

3Get your shields and bucklers ready; it’s time to pop off in battle.

4Saddle up those horses; horsemen, gear up with your helmets; sharpen those spears and throw on the armor.

5Why do I see them shook and backing out? Their strong ones are down and they’re running fast, not looking back—fear’s all around, says the Lord.

6Don’t let the fast ones dip out, nor the strong escape; they’ll trip and fall towards the north by the Euphrates.

7Who's rolling up like a flood, with waters moving like rivers?

8Egypt’s rising up like a flood, waters flowing like rivers; saying, “I’m going to cover the land, destroy the city and everyone in it.”

9Let’s go, horses! Bring the chaos, chariots; let the strong ones step up; Ethiopians and Libyans with shields, and Lydians with bows.

10This is the day of the Lord God of hosts, a day for revenge; the sword’s gonna feast, getting lit on their blood—God’s got a sacrifice lined up in the north by the Euphrates.

11Slide up to Gilead and grab that balm, fam; but no cap, all the meds ain’t gonna heal you.

12The nations peeped your shame, and your cries are all over the land: strong peeps tripped and fell together, it’s wild.

13The Lord dropped a word to Jeremiah about how Nebuchadrezzar, king of Babylon, is gonna roll through and wreck Egypt.

14Shout it out in Egypt, let Migdol and Noph know, and tell Tahpanhes: stand strong and get ready; the sword's coming for ya.

15Why are your brave peeps getting wiped out? They couldn’t hang, 'cause the Lord pushed them out.

16A bunch fell hard, like one on another: they were like, “Let’s bounce back to our homies and our homeland, away from this savage sword.”

17They were screaming, “Pharaoh, king of Egypt, is just a vibe; he’s missed his moment.”

18As I live, says the King, whose name is the Lord of hosts, for real, just like Tabor is chillin’ in the mountains and Carmel by the sea, he’s gonna show up.

19Yo, daughter in Egypt, get ready to dip into captivity; Noph's gonna be ghost town, no one’s gonna be around.

20Egypt's looking like a fine heifer, but destruction’s on the way; it’s coming straight from the north.

21Her crew is like some fat bulls, all turned around and dipped out together; they couldn’t handle the drama when their time hit.

22The sound is gonna slither like a snake; they’re rolling in with their squad, coming at her with axes like lumberjacks.

23God’s saying they’re gonna chop down her whole forest, even though it’s low-key impossible to count them, 'cause they’re more than grasshoppers, like, for real.

24Egypt’s gonna be shook; she’s getting tossed into the hands of the northern crew.

25The Lord of hosts, the God of Israel, is like, “Yo, I’m about to serve some justice to the squad in No, and Pharaoh, and Egypt, with all their gods and kings; even Pharaoh and all his ride-or-dies.”

26I’m handing them over to those who wanna take them out, to Nebuchadrezzar, king of Babylon, and his squad; after that, it’ll be chill again like back in the day, says the Lord.

27But don’t stress, my dude Jacob, and don’t be shook, Israel; I got you from way over there, and your fam from their captivity; Jacob’s gonna come back, all relaxed and vibing, and no one’s gonna scare him.

28Don’t be afraid, Jacob my dude, says the Lord; I’m with you; I’m gonna wrap up all the nations where I sent you off to, but I won’t completely wipe you out, just gonna correct you a bit; I ain’t leaving you totally unpunished.

1The word of the Lord which came to Jeremiah the prophet against the Gentiles;

2Against Egypt, against the army of Pharaoh–necho king of Egypt, which was by the river Euphrates in Carchemish, which Nebuchadrezzar king of Babylon smote in the fourth year of Jehoiakim the son of Josiah king of Judah.

3Order ye the buckler and shield, and draw near to battle.

4Harness the horses; and get up, ye horsemen, and stand forth with your helmets; furbish the spears, and put on the brigandines.

5Wherefore have I seen them dismayed and turned away back? and their mighty ones are beaten down, and are fled apace, and look not back: for fear was round about, saith the Lord.

6Let not the swift flee away, nor the mighty man escape; they shall stumble, and fall toward the north by the river Euphrates.

7Who is this that cometh up as a flood, whose waters are moved as the rivers?

8Egypt riseth up like a flood, and his waters are moved like the rivers; and he saith, I will go up, and will cover the earth; I will destroy the city and the inhabitants thereof.

9Come up, ye horses; and rage, ye chariots; and let the mighty men come forth; the Ethiopians and the Libyans, that handle the shield; and the Lydians, that handle and bend the bow.

10For this is the day of the Lord God of hosts, a day of vengeance, that he may avenge him of his adversaries: and the sword shall devour, and it shall be satiate and made drunk with their blood: for the Lord God of hosts hath a sacrifice in the north country by the river Euphrates.

11Go up into Gilead, and take balm, O virgin, the daughter of Egypt: in vain shalt thou use many medicines; for thou shalt not be cured.

12The nations have heard of thy shame, and thy cry hath filled the land: for the mighty man hath stumbled against the mighty, and they are fallen both together.

13The word that the Lord spake to Jeremiah the prophet, how Nebuchadrezzar king of Babylon should come and smite the land of Egypt.

14Declare ye in Egypt, and publish in Migdol, and publish in Noph and in Tahpanhes: say ye, Stand fast, and prepare thee; for the sword shall devour round about thee.

15Why are thy valiant men swept away? they stood not, because the Lord did drive them.

16He made many to fall, yea, one fell upon another: and they said, Arise, and let us go again to our own people, and to the land of our nativity, from the oppressing sword.

17They did cry there, Pharaoh king of Egypt is but a noise; he hath passed the time appointed.

18As I live, saith the King, whose name is the Lord of hosts, Surely as Tabor is among the mountains, and as Carmel by the sea, so shall he come.

19O thou daughter dwelling in Egypt, furnish thyself to go into captivity: for Noph shall be waste and desolate without an inhabitant.

20Egypt is like a very fair heifer, but destruction cometh; it cometh out of the north.

21Also her hired men are in the midst of her like fatted bullocks; for they also are turned back, and are fled away together: they did not stand, because the day of their calamity was come upon them, and the time of their visitation.

22The voice thereof shall go like a serpent; for they shall march with an army, and come against her with axes, as hewers of wood.

23They shall cut down her forest, saith the Lord, though it cannot be searched; because they are more than the grasshoppers, and are innumerable.

24The daughter of Egypt shall be confounded; she shall be delivered into the hand of the people of the north.

25The Lord of hosts, the God of Israel, saith; Behold, I will punish the multitude of No, and Pharaoh, and Egypt, with their gods, and their kings; even Pharaoh, and all them that trust in him:

26And I will deliver them into the hand of those that seek their lives, and into the hand of Nebuchadrezzar king of Babylon, and into the hand of his servants: and afterward it shall be inhabited, as in the days of old, saith the Lord.

27But fear not thou, O my servant Jacob, and be not dismayed, O Israel: for, behold, I will save thee from afar off, and thy seed from the land of their captivity; and Jacob shall return, and be in rest and at ease, and none shall make him afraid.

28Fear thou not, O Jacob my servant, saith the Lord: for I am with thee; for I will make a full end of all the nations whither I have driven thee: but I will not make a full end of thee, but correct thee in measure; yet will I not leave thee wholly unpunished.