Gen Z: Ezra 10
1So Ezra was out here praying and crying, like, totally down in front of God's house, and all these peeps from Israel showed up—men, women, kids—just vibing hard with the tears.
2Shechaniah, son of Jehiel, was like, "Yo Ezra, we messed up with God and took these sus wives from the land, but there’s still hope for Israel, fr."
3So let’s make a deal with God to ditch the wives and their kids, following my lord’s advice and the rizz of those who fear God's command; let’s do it by the book.
4Get up; this is your vibe to handle: we’re all in with you, so be brave and pop off!
5Ezra got up and made the chief priests, Levites, and all of Israel swear to stick to this plan. And they were like, "Bet."
6Then Ezra bounced from God’s house and went to Johanan’s room, and he didn’t eat or drink 'cause he was mourning for the peeps who got taken away.
7They spread the word all over Judah and Jerusalem to gather the kids from the captivity in Jerusalem; it was a whole thing.
8And if anyone didn’t show up in three days, the leaders said they’d lose everything and be cut off from the squad of those who got taken.
9So all the dudes from Judah and Benjamin showed up in Jerusalem in three days. It was the ninth month, twentieth day; everyone was in the street by God’s house, shook because of this situation and the heavy rain.
10Ezra the priest stood up and was like, "Y’all have messed up, taking those sus wives, adding to Israel’s trouble."
11So like, confess to the Lord God of your fam, and do what makes Him happy: separate from the vibes of the land and those sus wives.
12The whole squad was like, "For real, we got you, we’re down to do what you say."
13But there are mad people, and it’s raining hard, and we can’t just chill outside, plus this ain’t a one-day job: we’ve got a lot of folks who messed up.
14Let the leaders of the whole crew step up, and all the peeps who took sus wives in our towns show up at the set times, along with the elders and judges, until God cools down on us.
15Only Jonathan, Asahel's kid, and Jahaziah, Tikvah's son, were on this grind: and Meshullam and Shabbethai the Levite had their backs.
16The captives pulled through. Ezra the priest, with some top dads from the fam, all separated names and sat down on day one of the tenth month to figure this out.
17They wrapped it up with all the dudes who had taken sus wives by day one of the first month.
18And they found some priests who had taken sus wives: like Jeshua, Jozadak's son, and his bros; Maaseiah, Eliezer, Jarib, and Gedaliah.
19They agreed to ditch their wives; feeling guilty, they offered a ram from the flock for their mess-up.
20And from the sons of Immer; Hanani and Zebadiah.
21Yo, we got the fam of Harim: Maaseiah, Elijah, Shemaiah, Jehiel, and Uzziah. Vibes.
22Then for Pashur's crew: Elioenai, Maaseiah, Ishmael, Nethaneel, Jozabad, and Elasah. Lit.
23Now for the Levites; it’s Jozabad, Shimei, Kelaiah (aka Kelita), Pethahiah, Judah, and Eliezer.
24And don't forget the singers; Eliashib's in the mix, plus the porters: Shallum, Telem, and Uri.
25For Israel, we got the Parosh squad: Ramiah, Jeziah, Malchiah, Miamin, Eleazar, Malchijah, and Benaiah. Bussin.
26And from Elam's fam; it’s Mattaniah, Zechariah, Jehiel, Abdi, Jeremoth, and Eliah. No cap.
27From Zattu, it’s Elioenai, Eliashib, Mattaniah, Jeremoth, Zabad, and Aziza. Savage.
28For Bebai's crew, we got Jehohanan, Hananiah, Zabbai, and Athlai. Periodt.
29And from Bani's squad: Meshullam, Malluch, Adaiah, Jashub, Sheal, and Ramoth. Fr.
30Lastly, from Pahath-moab; it’s Adna, Chelal, Benaiah, Maaseiah, Mattaniah, Bezaleel, Binnui, and Manasseh. Pop off.
31Yo, we got the squad from Harim: Eliezer, Ishijah, Malchiah, Shemaiah, Shimeon, no cap.
32Then there's Benjamin, Malluch, and Shemariah, vibin' together.
33From the Hashum fam, we got Mattenai, Mattathah, Zabad, Eliphelet, Jeremai, Manasseh, and Shimei, straight up lit.
34Then the Bani crew rolls in: Maadai, Amram, and Uel, just chillin'.
35Benaiah, Bedeiah, Chelluh, all part of the squad, periodt.
36Vaniah, Meremoth, Eliashib, keeping it real with the vibes.
37Mattaniah, Mattenai, and Jaasau, just flexin' their names.
38And don't forget Bani and Binnui, plus Shimei, they pop off.
39Shelemiah, Nathan, and Adaiah, bringing the rizz, for sure.
40Last but not least, Machnadebai, Shashai, and Sharai, all in the mix, fr.
41Azareel, Shelemiah, and Shemariah, no cap.
42Shallum, Amariah, and Joseph, vibes.
43Yo, from the fam of Nebo; Jeiel, Mattithiah, Zabad, Zebina, Jadau, and Joel, Benaiah, all chillin'.
44They all went for some sus wives, and some even had kids with them, fr.