Exodus 6

Gen Z: Exodus 6

1God hit up Moses, "Watch what I’m about to do to Pharaoh. He’s gonna let them go, no cap, and kick them out for real."

2God was like, "Yo, I’m the Lord."

3"I showed up to Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob as God Almighty, but they didn’t know me as Jehovah, fr."

4"I made a promise with them to hook them up with the land of Canaan, where they were just vibing as strangers."

5"I heard the kids of Israel crying out cause the Egyptians were being sus and keeping them locked down; I remembered my promise."

6"So tell the kids of Israel, 'I’m the Lord. I’m about to get you outta this Egyptian mess and free you with some major moves.'"

7"I’m taking you as my people, and I’ll be your God. You’ll know I’m the Lord who got you out from the Egyptians’ struggles."

8"I’m bringing you to the land I promised to Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob; it’s yours for the taking. I’m the Lord."

9Moses said all this to the kids of Israel, but they weren’t hearing him cause they were stressed and in major bondage."

10Then the Lord told Moses, "Listen up,"

11Yo, tell Pharaoh, the king of Egypt, to let the fam of Israel bounce from his land, fr.

12Moses was like, "God, the Israel crew isn’t vibing with me; how’s Pharaoh gonna listen to me with these uncircumcised lips?"

13Then God said to Moses and Aaron, "Listen up, I’m sending you to Pharaoh and the Israel squad to get them outta Egypt, bet."

14Here’s the squad from Reuben’s fam: Hanoch, Pallu, Hezron, and Carmi. They’re the Reuben crew, no cap.

15And for Simeon, we got Jemuel, Jamin, Ohad, Jachin, Zohar, and Shaul, who’s got a Canaanitish mom: that’s the Simeon fam.

16These are Levi’s kids: Gershon, Kohath, and Merari. Levi lived for 137 years, that’s goated.

17Gershon’s kids are Libni and Shimi, representing their fams, periodt.

18Kohath’s crew? Amram, Izhar, Hebron, and Uzziel. Kohath lived for 133 years, that’s lit.

19Merari’s kids are Mahali and Mushi: that’s Levi’s fam squad, no cap.

20Amram married his dad’s sis, Jochebed, and they had Aaron and Moses; Amram lived for 137 years, fr.

21The sons of Izhar are Korah, Nepheg, and Zichri. No cap.

22The sons of Uzziel are Mishael, Elzaphan, and Zithri. Vibes.

23Aaron scooped up Elisheba, Amminadab’s daughter and Naashon’s sis; she had him Nadab, Abihu, Eleazar, and Ithamar. Lit.

24The sons of Korah are Assir, Elkanah, and Abiasaph; these are the fams of the Korhites. Bussin’.

25Eleazar, Aaron’s kid, married a daughter of Putiel, and she had him Phinehas; these are the heads of the Levite fams. Pop off.

26This is Aaron and Moses, the ones the Lord said to bring the Israelites outta Egypt with their squads. Periodt.

27They were the ones who talked to Pharaoh, king of Egypt, about getting the Israelites out; that’s Moses and Aaron. Savage.

28And on the day the Lord spoke to Moses in Egypt, it was a whole moment.

29The Lord said to Moses, “I’m the Lord; tell Pharaoh everything I’m saying to you.” Bet.

30Moses was like, “Yo, I’ve got uncircumcised lips; how’s Pharaoh gonna listen to me?” Sus.

KJV: Exodus 6

1Then the Lord said unto Moses, Now shalt thou see what I will do to Pharaoh: for with a strong hand shall he let them go, and with a strong hand shall he drive them out of his land.

2And God spake unto Moses, and said unto him, I am the Lord:

3And I appeared unto Abraham, unto Isaac, and unto Jacob, by the name of God Almighty, but by my name Jehovah was I not known to them.

4And I have also established my covenant with them, to give them the land of Canaan, the land of their pilgrimage, wherein they were strangers.

5And I have also heard the groaning of the children of Israel, whom the Egyptians keep in bondage; and I have remembered my covenant.

6Wherefore say unto the children of Israel, I am the Lord, and I will bring you out from under the burdens of the Egyptians, and I will rid you out of their bondage, and I will redeem you with a stretched out arm, and with great judgments:

7And I will take you to me for a people, and I will be to you a God: and ye shall know that I am the Lord your God, which bringeth you out from under the burdens of the Egyptians.

8And I will bring you in unto the land, concerning the which I did swear to give it to Abraham, to Isaac, and to Jacob; and I will give it you for an heritage: I am the Lord.

9And Moses spake so unto the children of Israel: but they hearkened not unto Moses for anguish of spirit, and for cruel bondage.

10And the Lord spake unto Moses, saying,

11Go in, speak unto Pharaoh king of Egypt, that he let the children of Israel go out of his land.

12And Moses spake before the Lord, saying, Behold, the children of Israel have not hearkened unto me; how then shall Pharaoh hear me, who am of uncircumcised lips?

13And the Lord spake unto Moses and unto Aaron, and gave them a charge unto the children of Israel, and unto Pharaoh king of Egypt, to bring the children of Israel out of the land of Egypt.

14These be the heads of their fathers’ houses: The sons of Reuben the firstborn of Israel; Hanoch, and Pallu, Hezron, and Carmi: these be the families of Reuben.

15And the sons of Simeon; Jemuel, and Jamin, and Ohad, and Jachin, and Zohar, and Shaul the son of a Canaanitish woman: these are the families of Simeon.

16And these are the names of the sons of Levi according to their generations; Gershon, and Kohath, and Merari: and the years of the life of Levi were an hundred thirty and seven years.

17The sons of Gershon; Libni, and Shimi, according to their families.

18And the sons of Kohath; Amram, and Izhar, and Hebron, and Uzziel: and the years of the life of Kohath were an hundred thirty and three years.

19And the sons of Merari; Mahali and Mushi: these are the families of Levi according to their generations.

20And Amram took him Jochebed his father’s sister to wife; and she bare him Aaron and Moses: and the years of the life of Amram were an hundred and thirty and seven years.

21And the sons of Izhar; Korah, and Nepheg, and Zichri.

22And the sons of Uzziel; Mishael, and Elzaphan, and Zithri.

23And Aaron took him Elisheba, daughter of Amminadab, sister of Naashon, to wife; and she bare him Nadab, and Abihu, Eleazar, and Ithamar.

24And the sons of Korah; Assir, and Elkanah, and Abiasaph: these are the families of the Korhites.

25And Eleazar Aaron’s son took him one of the daughters of Putiel to wife; and she bare him Phinehas: these are the heads of the fathers of the Levites according to their families.

26These are that Aaron and Moses, to whom the Lord said, Bring out the children of Israel from the land of Egypt according to their armies.

27These are they which spake to Pharaoh king of Egypt, to bring out the children of Israel from Egypt: these are that Moses and Aaron.

28And it came to pass on the day when the Lord spake unto Moses in the land of Egypt,

29That the Lord spake unto Moses, saying, I am the Lord: speak thou unto Pharaoh king of Egypt all that I say unto thee.

30And Moses said before the Lord, Behold, I am of uncircumcised lips, and how shall Pharaoh hearken unto me?

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