Gen Z: Exodus 6
1God hit up Moses, "Watch what I’m about to do to Pharaoh. He’s gonna let them go, no cap, and kick them out for real."
2God was like, "Yo, I’m the Lord."
3"I showed up to Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob as God Almighty, but they didn’t know me as Jehovah, fr."
4"I made a promise with them to hook them up with the land of Canaan, where they were just vibing as strangers."
5"I heard the kids of Israel crying out cause the Egyptians were being sus and keeping them locked down; I remembered my promise."
6"So tell the kids of Israel, 'I’m the Lord. I’m about to get you outta this Egyptian mess and free you with some major moves.'"
7"I’m taking you as my people, and I’ll be your God. You’ll know I’m the Lord who got you out from the Egyptians’ struggles."
8"I’m bringing you to the land I promised to Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob; it’s yours for the taking. I’m the Lord."
9Moses said all this to the kids of Israel, but they weren’t hearing him cause they were stressed and in major bondage."
10Then the Lord told Moses, "Listen up,"
11Yo, tell Pharaoh, the king of Egypt, to let the fam of Israel bounce from his land, fr.
12Moses was like, "God, the Israel crew isn’t vibing with me; how’s Pharaoh gonna listen to me with these uncircumcised lips?"
13Then God said to Moses and Aaron, "Listen up, I’m sending you to Pharaoh and the Israel squad to get them outta Egypt, bet."
14Here’s the squad from Reuben’s fam: Hanoch, Pallu, Hezron, and Carmi. They’re the Reuben crew, no cap.
15And for Simeon, we got Jemuel, Jamin, Ohad, Jachin, Zohar, and Shaul, who’s got a Canaanitish mom: that’s the Simeon fam.
16These are Levi’s kids: Gershon, Kohath, and Merari. Levi lived for 137 years, that’s goated.
17Gershon’s kids are Libni and Shimi, representing their fams, periodt.
18Kohath’s crew? Amram, Izhar, Hebron, and Uzziel. Kohath lived for 133 years, that’s lit.
19Merari’s kids are Mahali and Mushi: that’s Levi’s fam squad, no cap.
20Amram married his dad’s sis, Jochebed, and they had Aaron and Moses; Amram lived for 137 years, fr.
21The sons of Izhar are Korah, Nepheg, and Zichri. No cap.
22The sons of Uzziel are Mishael, Elzaphan, and Zithri. Vibes.
23Aaron scooped up Elisheba, Amminadab’s daughter and Naashon’s sis; she had him Nadab, Abihu, Eleazar, and Ithamar. Lit.
24The sons of Korah are Assir, Elkanah, and Abiasaph; these are the fams of the Korhites. Bussin’.
25Eleazar, Aaron’s kid, married a daughter of Putiel, and she had him Phinehas; these are the heads of the Levite fams. Pop off.
26This is Aaron and Moses, the ones the Lord said to bring the Israelites outta Egypt with their squads. Periodt.
27They were the ones who talked to Pharaoh, king of Egypt, about getting the Israelites out; that’s Moses and Aaron. Savage.
28And on the day the Lord spoke to Moses in Egypt, it was a whole moment.
29The Lord said to Moses, “I’m the Lord; tell Pharaoh everything I’m saying to you.” Bet.
30Moses was like, “Yo, I’ve got uncircumcised lips; how’s Pharaoh gonna listen to me?” Sus.