Gen Z: Exodus 37
1Bezaleel crafted the ark from some dope shittim wood: it was two and a half cubits long, a cubit and a half wide, and a cubit and a half tall, no cap.
2He wrapped it in pure gold inside and out, and added a gold crown around it, that’s straight fire.
3He threw on four gold rings, one for each corner; two on one side and two on the other, keeping it all vibin’.
4He made staves from shittim wood and blinged them out with gold, like that's just how he rolls.
5He slid the staves into the rings on the sides of the ark to carry it, real smooth moves.
6He whipped up the mercy seat from pure gold: two and a half cubits long and one and a half wide, that’s lit.
7He made two gold cherubims, all crafted from one piece, chillin’ on either end of the mercy seat.
8One cherub on this end, another on that end, both made from the mercy seat, just vibing together.
9The cherubims spread their wings high, covering the mercy seat, facing each other like, “What’s good?”
10He made the table from shittim wood: two cubits long, a cubit wide, and a cubit and a half tall, that’s some solid craftsmanship.
11He decked it out in pure gold, and added a gold crown around it. No cap, that’s fancy.
12He put a border around it that was a hand's width, then slapped on a gold crown for that extra vibe.
13He made four gold rings for it and put them on the four corners like it’s lit.
14The rings were chillin' by the border, ready for the staves to hold the table, fr.
15He crafted the staves from shittim wood, then blinged them out in gold to carry the table.
16He made the table’s stuff—dishes, spoons, bowls, and covers—all outta pure gold. Bussin'.
17He created the candlestick from pure gold, all beaten and looking goated; the shaft, branches, bowls, knops, and flowers all matched.
18It had six branches coming out; three on one side and three on the other, just poppin' off.
19Each branch had three bowls shaped like almonds, with a knop and a flower—totally aesthetic, fr.
20And in the candlestick were four bowls shaped like almonds, plus his knops and flowers—no sus vibes here.
21He added a knop under two branches, and another knop under two branches, and one more knop under two branches, all matching the six branches vibing outta it.
22Their knops and branches were all the same: it was one dope piece made of pure gold, no cap.
23He crafted seven lamps, snuffers, and snuffdishes, all outta pure gold, fr.
24Made it all from a talent of pure gold, straight fire.
25He built the incense altar from shittim wood: it was a cubit long and wide, all squared up; two cubits high, with horns matching the vibe.
26He covered it in pure gold, top and sides, and added a gold crown around it, that’s lit.
27He made two gold rings under the crown, at the corners, for staves to carry it, savage move.
28He crafted the staves from shittim wood and decked them out in gold, pure rizz.
29He whipped up the holy anointing oil and the pure incense of sweet spices, like a pro apothecary, periodt.