Exodus 30

Gen Z: Exodus 30

1Yo, make an altar for burning incense, like, outta shittim wood, vibes.

2It’s a cubit long and a cubit wide; totally square, and two cubits tall, no cap.

3Cover it in pure gold, top and sides, and give it a gold crown, that’s lit.

4Make two golden rings under the crown, one on each side, for the staves to carry it, fr.

5The staves gotta be shittim wood too, and yeah, gold overlay, no doubt.

6Place it in front of the veil by the ark of the testimony, where I’ll meet you, periodt.

7Aaron’s gotta burn sweet incense on it every morning when he sets up the lamps, bet.

8When Aaron lights the lamps at night, he’s gotta burn incense on it, keeping it bussin forever.

9No sus incense, burnt sacrifices, or meat offerings allowed on it, keep it pure.

10Aaron’s making atonement on its horns once a year with the sin offering blood, that’s goated, holy vibes.

11Yo, the Lord hit up Moses and said,

12When you count the squad of Israel, each person gotta drop a cash for their soul to the Lord, so no bad vibes hit 'em when you count.

13Each one needs to give a half shekel, like the sanctuary cash flow: (a shekel's twenty gerahs) - that half shekel's the Lord's offering, no cap.

14Everyone who's counted, 20 and up, gotta drop an offering to the Lord.

15The rich can't flex more, and the broke can't drop less than half a shekel when they offer to the Lord, to keep it real for your souls.

16You gotta collect the atonement cash from Israel and use it for the tabernacle squad; it’s a memorial for the crew before the Lord, to keep it 100 for your souls.

17Then the Lord hit Moses again, saying,

18You gotta make a brass wash basin and stand for it, to keep it fresh: put it between the tabernacle and the altar, and fill it with water.

19Aaron and his sons gotta wash their hands and feet there, fr.

20When they roll into the tabernacle, they gotta wash up, or they might catch a vibe check; same when they roll up to the altar to drop fire offerings to the Lord.

21They gotta wash their hands and feet, so they don't catch a vibe check: this rule's forever, no cap, for them and their fam for generations.

22The Lord hits up Moses, saying,

23Grab the main spices, like pure myrrh, five hundred shekels, and sweet cinnamon, half that, two hundred and fifty shekels, plus sweet calamus, two hundred and fifty shekels.

24And don't forget cassia, five hundred shekels, according to the sanctuary shekel, and olive oil, an hin of it.

25Make it a holy ointment, like a pro apothecary; it’s gonna be the ultimate anointing oil.

26Anoint the tabernacle and the ark of the testimony with it,

27the table and all its stuff, the candlestick and its gear, and the incense altar,

28plus the burnt offering altar and all its things, and the laver with its base.

29You gotta make them holy; whatever touches them is straight-up holy.

30Anoint Aaron and his sons, set them apart so they can pop off as my priests.

31Yo, tell the fam of Israel, this oil is straight-up holy vibes for generations, no cap.

32Don’t pour it on anyone’s skin, and don’t try to make a copy of it; it’s pure and gotta stay holy for you, fr.

33Anyone who tries to mix it up or puts it on a random will be cut off from the squad, periodt.

34The Lord told Moses, “Grab some sweet spices: stacte, onycha, and galbanum; mix these with pure frankincense, all equal weight, bet.”

35Make it a dope perfume, like a sick creation from the apothecary, all blended, pure and holy.

36Grind some of it real fine and put it in front of the testimony in the tabernacle where I’ll meet you; it’s gotta be super holy for you.

37And the perfume you make? Don’t copy it for yourselves; it’s gotta be holy for the Lord, no cap.

38Anyone who makes something like that just to smell it will be cut off from the crew, fr.

KJV: Exodus 30

1And thou shalt make an altar to burn incense upon: of shittim wood shalt thou make it.

2A cubit shall be the length thereof, and a cubit the breadth thereof; foursquare shall it be: and two cubits shall be the height thereof: the horns thereof shall be of the same.

3And thou shalt overlay it with pure gold, the top thereof, and the sides thereof round about, and the horns thereof; and thou shalt make unto it a crown of gold round about.

4And two golden rings shalt thou make to it under the crown of it, by the two corners thereof, upon the two sides of it shalt thou make it; and they shall be for places for the staves to bear it withal.

5And thou shalt make the staves of shittim wood, and overlay them with gold.

6And thou shalt put it before the vail that is by the ark of the testimony, before the mercy seat that is over the testimony, where I will meet with thee.

7And Aaron shall burn thereon sweet incense every morning: when he dresseth the lamps, he shall burn incense upon it.

8And when Aaron lighteth the lamps at even, he shall burn incense upon it, a perpetual incense before the Lord throughout your generations.

9Ye shall offer no strange incense thereon, nor burnt sacrifice, nor meat offering; neither shall ye pour drink offering thereon.

10And Aaron shall make an atonement upon the horns of it once in a year with the blood of the sin offering of atonements: once in the year shall he make atonement upon it throughout your generations: it is most holy unto the Lord.

11And the Lord spake unto Moses, saying,

12When thou takest the sum of the children of Israel after their number, then shall they give every man a ransom for his soul unto the Lord, when thou numberest them; that there be no plague among them, when thou numberest them.

13This they shall give, every one that passeth among them that are numbered, half a shekel after the shekel of the sanctuary: (a shekel is twenty gerahs:) an half shekel shall be the offering of the Lord.

14Every one that passeth among them that are numbered, from twenty years old and above, shall give an offering unto the Lord.

15The rich shall not give more, and the poor shall not give less than half a shekel, when they give an offering unto the Lord, to make an atonement for your souls.

16And thou shalt take the atonement money of the children of Israel, and shalt appoint it for the service of the tabernacle of the congregation; that it may be a memorial unto the children of Israel before the Lord, to make an atonement for your souls.

17And the Lord spake unto Moses, saying,

18Thou shalt also make a laver of brass, and his foot also of brass, to wash withal: and thou shalt put it between the tabernacle of the congregation and the altar, and thou shalt put water therein.

19For Aaron and his sons shall wash their hands and their feet thereat:

20When they go into the tabernacle of the congregation, they shall wash with water, that they die not; or when they come near to the altar to minister, to burn offering made by fire unto the Lord:

21So they shall wash their hands and their feet, that they die not: and it shall be a statute for ever to them, even to him and to his seed throughout their generations.

22Moreover the Lord spake unto Moses, saying,

23Take thou also unto thee principal spices, of pure myrrh five hundred shekels, and of sweet cinnamon half so much, even two hundred and fifty shekels, and of sweet calamus two hundred and fifty shekels,

24And of cassia five hundred shekels, after the shekel of the sanctuary, and of oil olive an hin:

25And thou shalt make it an oil of holy ointment, an ointment compound after the art of the apothecary: it shall be an holy anointing oil.

26And thou shalt anoint the tabernacle of the congregation therewith, and the ark of the testimony,

27And the table and all his vessels, and the candlestick and his vessels, and the altar of incense,

28And the altar of burnt offering with all his vessels, and the laver and his foot.

29And thou shalt sanctify them, that they may be most holy: whatsoever toucheth them shall be holy.

30And thou shalt anoint Aaron and his sons, and consecrate them, that they may minister unto me in the priest’s office.

31And thou shalt speak unto the children of Israel, saying, This shall be an holy anointing oil unto me throughout your generations.

32Upon man’s flesh shall it not be poured, neither shall ye make any other like it, after the composition of it: it is holy, and it shall be holy unto you.

33Whosoever compoundeth any like it, or whosoever putteth any of it upon a stranger, shall even be cut off from his people.

34And the Lord said unto Moses, Take unto thee sweet spices, stacte, and onycha, and galbanum; these sweet spices with pure frankincense: of each shall there be a like weight:

35And thou shalt make it a perfume, a confection after the art of the apothecary, tempered together, pure and holy:

36And thou shalt beat some of it very small, and put of it before the testimony in the tabernacle of the congregation, where I will meet with thee: it shall be unto you most holy.

37And as for the perfume which thou shalt make, ye shall not make to yourselves according to the composition thereof: it shall be unto thee holy for the Lord.

38Whosoever shall make like unto that, to smell thereto, shall even be cut off from his people.

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