1When a dude gets hitched and then finds his girl sus, he can write her a divorce paper and send her packing.

2Once she bounces from his crib, she can totally marry someone else.

3If the new hubby is not vibing with her and sends her away too, or if he dies, that’s the tea.

4Her ex can't take her back if she's been with someone else; that's just wrong, fr.

5When a guy marries a new wifey, he can't dip to war or handle any drama for a year; he just needs to chill and vibe with her.

6No one can take the millstone as collateral; that’s like taking a man's whole life, no cap.

7If a dude is caught stealing his homie from Israel and flips him for cash, that thief's gotta go; keep the bad vibes away.

8Pay attention to leprosy vibes and do what the priest squad tells you; follow the rules, periodt.

9Remember how the Lord came through for Miriam after you dipped outta Egypt.

10When you lend your bro something, don’t go raiding his place for the collateral.

11Just chill outside; your homie will bring the collateral to you.

12If he’s broke, don’t crash with his stuff overnight.

13Always give back the collateral by sunset so he can sleep comfy; that’s just righteous, fam.

14Don’t be savage to a poor hired hand, whether he’s your bro or just someone passing through.

15Pay him by the end of the day; don’t let the sun set on that, or he might call you out and that’s just bad.

16Parents can’t be punished for their kids’ mess-ups, and kids can’t pay for their parents’ sins; everyone’s gotta own their own stuff.

17Don’t twist the rules for outsiders or orphans; also, don’t take a widow’s clothes as collateral.

18Remember you were once a slave in Egypt, and the Lord got you out; that’s why I’m telling you to do this.

19When you harvest and forget some sheaves, leave them for the outsider, orphans, and widows; that’s how you get blessed by the Lord.

20When you’re picking olives, don’t go back for seconds; leave some for the outsider, orphans, and widows.

21When you’re harvesting grapes, don’t go back to pick up what you missed; let it be for the outsider, orphans, and widows.

22Remember you were a slave in Egypt, so do this; it’s a solid command.

1When a man hath taken a wife, and married her, and it come to pass that she find no favour in his eyes, because he hath found some uncleanness in her: then let him write her a bill of divorcement, and give it in her hand, and send her out of his house.

2And when she is departed out of his house, she may go and be another man’s wife.

3And if the latter husband hate her, and write her a bill of divorcement, and giveth it in her hand, and sendeth her out of his house; or if the latter husband die, which took her to be his wife;

4Her former husband, which sent her away, may not take her again to be his wife, after that she is defiled; for that is abomination before the Lord: and thou shalt not cause the land to sin, which the Lord thy God giveth thee for an inheritance.

5When a man hath taken a new wife, he shall not go out to war, neither shall he be charged with any business: but he shall be free at home one year, and shall cheer up his wife which he hath taken.

6No man shall take the nether or the upper millstone to pledge: for he taketh a man’s life to pledge.

7If a man be found stealing any of his brethren of the children of Israel, and maketh merchandise of him, or selleth him; then that thief shall die; and thou shalt put evil away from among you.

8Take heed in the plague of leprosy, that thou observe diligently, and do according to all that the priests the Levites shall teach you: as I commanded them, so ye shall observe to do.

9Remember what the Lord thy God did unto Miriam by the way, after that ye were come forth out of Egypt.

10When thou dost lend thy brother any thing, thou shalt not go into his house to fetch his pledge.

11Thou shalt stand abroad, and the man to whom thou dost lend shall bring out the pledge abroad unto thee.

12And if the man be poor, thou shalt not sleep with his pledge:

13In any case thou shalt deliver him the pledge again when the sun goeth down, that he may sleep in his own raiment, and bless thee: and it shall be righteousness unto thee before the Lord thy God.

14Thou shalt not oppress an hired servant that is poor and needy, whether he be of thy brethren, or of thy strangers that are in thy land within thy gates:

15At his day thou shalt give him his hire, neither shall the sun go down upon it; for he is poor, and setteth his heart upon it: lest he cry against thee unto the Lord, and it be sin unto thee.

16The fathers shall not be put to death for the children, neither shall the children be put to death for the fathers: every man shall be put to death for his own sin.

17Thou shalt not pervert the judgment of the stranger, nor of the fatherless; nor take a widow’s raiment to pledge:

18But thou shalt remember that thou wast a bondman in Egypt, and the Lord thy God redeemed thee thence: therefore I command thee to do this thing.

19When thou cuttest down thine harvest in thy field, and hast forgot a sheaf in the field, thou shalt not go again to fetch it: it shall be for the stranger, for the fatherless, and for the widow: that the Lord thy God may bless thee in all the work of thine hands.

20When thou beatest thine olive tree, thou shalt not go over the boughs again: it shall be for the stranger, for the fatherless, and for the widow.

21When thou gatherest the grapes of thy vineyard, thou shalt not glean it afterward: it shall be for the stranger, for the fatherless, and for the widow.

22And thou shalt remember that thou wast a bondman in the land of Egypt: therefore I command thee to do this thing.