Gen Z: Deuteronomy 16
1Vibe with the month of Abib, and throw down the Passover for the Lord your God, 'cause in Abib, God bounced you outta Egypt at night.
2So, you gotta sacrifice the Passover to the Lord your God from your flock and herd, at the spot God picks to put His name.
3No leavened bread with that; for seven days, munch on unleavened bread, the bread of struggle, 'cause you dipped outta Egypt fast: keep that memory alive, periodt.
4No leavened bread should be seen in your area for seven days; don’t let any meat from your first day sacrifice chill overnight.
5You can't sacrifice the Passover in any of your gates that the Lord your God gives you.
6But at the place the Lord your God picks to put His name, you’ll sacrifice the Passover at night, when the sun dips, just like when you bounced from Egypt.
7Roast it and eat it where the Lord your God chooses; then in the morning, head back to your tents.
8For six days, munch on unleavened bread; on the seventh day, it's a solemn assembly for the Lord your God: no work on that day, no cap.
9Count seven weeks for yourself, starting from when you begin to harvest the corn.
10And keep the feast of weeks for the Lord your God with a freewill offering from your hands, based on how the Lord has blessed you.
11Rejoice before the Lord your God, you, your son, your daughter, your servants, the Levite, the stranger, the orphan, and the widow in the spot the Lord chose to put His name.
12Remember, you were a bondman in Egypt: keep these rules, no cap.
13Celebrate the feast of tabernacles for seven days after you gather your corn and wine.
14And rejoice in your feast, you, your son, your daughter, your servants, the Levite, the stranger, the orphan, and the widow in your gates.
15For seven days, have a lit feast for the Lord your God in the place He chooses: 'cause the Lord will bless you in all your gains, so you better rejoice.
16Three times a year, all your guys gotta show up before the Lord your God at the place He picks; during the feast of unleavened bread, the feast of weeks, and the feast of tabernacles: and don’t show up empty-handed.
17Every dude should give what he can, based on the blessing the Lord your God has given him.
18Set up judges and officers in all your gates that the Lord your God gives you, throughout your tribes: they gotta judge the people fairly.
19Don’t twist judgment; don’t play favorites or take bribes: 'cause a bribe blinds the wise and messes up the words of the righteous.
20Follow what’s totally just so you can live and inherit the land the Lord your God gives you.
21Don’t plant a grove of trees near the altar of the Lord your God that you make.
22And don’t set up any image; the Lord your God hates that.