Gen Z: Colossians 3
1If you’ve risen with Christ, chase after the vibes above where Christ is chilling with God, periodt.
2Set your heart on those heavenly vibes, not on the earthly stuff, no cap.
3You’re dead to that old life, and your true vibes are hidden with Christ in God, fr.
4When Christ, who is our whole vibe, shows up, you’ll pop off with him in glory.
5So, kill off those earthly vibes; fornication, uncleanness, and all that sus stuff is a no-go.
6Because of these vibes, God’s wrath hits the disobedient ones, no cap.
7You used to vibe with that stuff when you lived in it, but not anymore.
8Now, drop all that; anger, wrath, and all that toxic talk gotta go.
9Don’t lie to each other; you’ve ditched the old self and its bad rizz.
10And put on the new self, renewed and vibing with knowledge of the Creator, bet.
11There’s no room for Greek or Jew, just vibes; Christ is everything and in everyone.
12So, put on the good stuff; mercies, kindness, and humility, it’s lit.
13Bear with each other and forgive each other, just like Christ forgave you, for real.
14And above all, put on love, that’s the ultimate bond, it slaps.
15Let God’s peace rule your hearts; you’re called to this as one body, so be thankful.
16Let Christ’s word chill in you with wisdom; teach and vibe together with songs and hymns, fr.
17Whatever you do, do it in the name of Jesus, giving thanks to God, no cap.
18Wives, submit to your husbands; it’s a whole vibe in the Lord.
19Husbands, love your wives and don’t be bitter, that’s just savage.
20Kids, obey your parents in everything; it’s what pleases the Lord, periodt.
21Dads, don’t provoke your kids to anger; keep the vibes chill.
22Servants, obey your bosses; don’t just do it for show, but be real with it.
23Whatever you do, do it with all your heart for the Lord, not for people.
24Knowing that you’ll get the reward from the Lord; you’re serving Christ, fr.
25But if you mess up, you’ll get what you deserve; God doesn’t play favorites, no cap.