Gen Z: Amos 3
1Yo, listen up! God’s got some tea for you, fam of Israel, the whole crew I brought up from Egypt, saying,
2You’re the only fam I rock with, so when you mess up, it’s on you, no cap.
3Can two peeps vibe together if they ain’t on the same page?
4Will a lion just roar in the woods if he ain't got no snacks? Like, come on.
5Can a bird get caught in a trap if there ain't no bait? That’s sus, right?
6Is a trumpet gonna blow in the city and folks just chill? If bad stuff happens, you know it's God’s doing, periodt.
7For real, God ain’t gonna do anything without spilling the tea to his squad, the prophets.
8When the lion roars, who’s not gonna be shook? God’s spoken, so who can keep it quiet?
9Spread the word in Ashdod and Egypt, tell ‘em to gather on the mountains of Samaria and peep the chaos and the oppressed.
10They don’t even know how to act right, says the Lord, just stacking up violence and theft in their cribs.
11So check it, says the Lord God; there’s gonna be some drama around the land, and your strength is getting snatched, your pads are getting wrecked.
12Just like a shepherd snags two legs from a lion’s mouth, that’s how the kids of Israel in Samaria are gonna get taken out, chilling on their beds.
13Listen up and spill the tea in Jacob’s house, says the Lord God, the God of the squad.
14When I roll up to check on Israel’s mess, I’m also gonna crash the altars at Beth-el: those altar horns are getting chopped and hitting the ground.
15I’m about to wreck the winter crib with the summer spot; those ivory houses are gonna fade, and the big ones are gonna end, says the Lord.