1So, Samuel got old, and he put his sons in charge of Israel. Major vibes.

2His first son was Joel, and the second was Abiah; they were judging in Beer–sheba, no cap.

3But his sons weren't on his level, chasing cash, taking bribes, and messing up judgment. Savage.

4Then all the elders of Israel gathered up and went to Samuel in Ramah, like a squad.

5They said, "Yo, you're old, and your sons ain't doing it right. We want a king to judge us, like all the other nations."

6This hit Samuel hard, so he prayed to the Lord, fr.

7The Lord told Samuel, "Listen to what the people are saying; they ain't rejecting you, they’re rejecting me from reigning over them."

8Just like all the stuff they've done since I brought them outta Egypt, ditching me for other gods, they're doing the same to you.

9So, listen to them, but still give them a heads up about what having a king means.

10Samuel told the people all the words from the Lord about wanting a king.

11He said, "This is how a king will roll: He'll take your sons for his chariots and have them run ahead, no cap."

12He'll put captains over thousands and fifties, making them work the land and harvest, all for his war stuff.

13He'll take your daughters to be bakers and cooks, like, for real.

14He'll take your best fields and vineyards and give them to his crew, total sus move.

15He'll take a tenth of your crops and vineyards for his officials, straight up.

16He'll take your servants and the best young men for his work, no cap.

17He'll take a tenth of your sheep, and you'll end up being his servants, periodt.

18You'll cry out one day because of the king you chose, and the Lord won't even hear you then.

19But the people were like, "Nah, we want a king over us," totally ignoring Samuel.

20They wanted to be like all the nations, with a king to judge and fight their battles, lit.

21Samuel heard everything and told it to the Lord, like a recap.

22The Lord said to Samuel, "Listen to them and give them a king." Samuel told the men of Israel, "Alright, go back to your cities."

1And it came to pass, when Samuel was old, that he made his sons judges over Israel.

2Now the name of his firstborn was Joel; and the name of his second, Abiah: they were judges in Beer–sheba.

3And his sons walked not in his ways, but turned aside after lucre, and took bribes, and perverted judgment.

4Then all the elders of Israel gathered themselves together, and came to Samuel unto Ramah,

5And said unto him, Behold, thou art old, and thy sons walk not in thy ways: now make us a king to judge us like all the nations.

6But the thing displeased Samuel, when they said, Give us a king to judge us. And Samuel prayed unto the Lord.

7And the Lord said unto Samuel, Hearken unto the voice of the people in all that they say unto thee: for they have not rejected thee, but they have rejected me, that I should not reign over them.

8According to all the works which they have done since the day that I brought them up out of Egypt even unto this day, wherewith they have forsaken me, and served other gods, so do they also unto thee.

9Now therefore hearken unto their voice: howbeit yet protest solemnly unto them, and shew them the manner of the king that shall reign over them.

10And Samuel told all the words of the Lord unto the people that asked of him a king.

11And he said, This will be the manner of the king that shall reign over you: He will take your sons, and appoint them for himself, for his chariots, and to be his horsemen; and some shall run before his chariots.

12And he will appoint him captains over thousands, and captains over fifties; and will set them to ear his ground, and to reap his harvest, and to make his instruments of war, and instruments of his chariots.

13And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cooks, and to be bakers.

14And he will take your fields, and your vineyards, and your oliveyards, even the best of them, and give them to his servants.

15And he will take the tenth of your seed, and of your vineyards, and give to his officers, and to his servants.

16And he will take your menservants, and your maidservants, and your goodliest young men, and your asses, and put them to his work.

17He will take the tenth of your sheep: and ye shall be his servants.

18And ye shall cry out in that day because of your king which ye shall have chosen you; and the Lord will not hear you in that day.

19Nevertheless the people refused to obey the voice of Samuel; and they said, Nay; but we will have a king over us;

20That we also may be like all the nations; and that our king may judge us, and go out before us, and fight our battles.

21And Samuel heard all the words of the people, and he rehearsed them in the ears of the Lord.

22And the Lord said to Samuel, Hearken unto their voice, and make them a king. And Samuel said unto the men of Israel, Go ye every man unto his city.