Gen Z: 1 Corinthians 11
1Follow me, fam, just like I follow Christ.
2Yo, I gotta shout you out, fam, for remembering me and keeping it real with the rules I gave you.
3Just so you know, Christ is the head honcho for every dude; dudes are the head for the ladies, and God’s the boss of Christ.
4If a guy's praying or prophesying with his head covered, that's kinda sus and disrespects his vibe.
5But if a girl’s praying or prophesying with her head out, that’s also sus: it’s like she’s got a buzzcut.
6If a girl ain't covered, she might as well go bald; but if that's too savage for her, she should keep it covered.
7A dude shouldn't cover his head, 'cause he’s the image and glory of God, while the girl’s the glory of the dude.
8The dude ain't from the girl; the girl’s from the dude.
9The dude wasn’t made for the girl; the girl was made for the dude.
10That’s why the girl should have power on her head, 'cause of the angels, fr.
11No cap, the dude ain't complete without the girl, and the girl ain't complete without the dude, all in the Lord's vibe.
12Just like the girl came from the dude, the dude's also here because of the girl; but for real, it all comes from God.
13Think about it: is it chill for a girl to pray to God with her head uncovered?
14Even nature's got the tea: if a dude's rocking long hair, that's kinda sus.
15But if a girl has long hair, that's straight up glorious: her hair's like, a total cover-up.
16If any dude's trying to argue about this, we don’t roll with that custom, and neither do the churches of God.
17Honestly, I can't vibe with this: when you guys meet up, it ain't for the better, it’s for the worse.
18First off, when you gather in church, I hear there's beef among you; and I kinda believe it.
19There gotta be some drama among you, so the real ones can shine through.
20So when you gather in one spot, it's not just to chow down on the Lord’s supper.
21When you guys eat, everyone’s just flexing their own meals, and some are starving while others are lit.
22Wait, do you not have your own crib to munch and sip? Or you just wanna roast the church and make the broke ones feel bad? What do I even say to you? Not gonna lie, I can’t hype you up for this.
23I got the scoop from the Lord and I’m passing it to you: that night Jesus got betrayed, He grabbed some bread.
24After giving thanks, He broke it and said, "Take a bite, this is my body, broken for you. Do this to remember me, fr."
25He also took the cup after dinner, saying, "This cup is the new deal in my blood. Do this every time you drink it to remember me, periodt."
26Whenever you munch on this bread and sip from this cup, you’re showing the Lord’s death until He bounces back.
27So, anyone who eats this bread and drinks this cup of the Lord without the right vibes is guilty of disrespecting the body and blood of the Lord.
28But like, let a person check themselves before they eat that bread and drink from that cup.
29If you eat and drink without the right mindset, you’re just bringing bad vibes on yourself, not recognizing the Lord’s body.
30That’s why so many of you are feeling weak and sick, and some are just out here snoozing.
31If we keep it real with ourselves, we won’t get judged, no cap.
32But when we do get judged, it’s the Lord keeping us in check, so we don’t get cancelled with the world.
33So fam, when you all vibe together to eat, wait for each other, periodt.
34And if someone’s hungry, just munch at home; don’t link up to get called out. I’ll sort the rest when I pull up.