Gen Z: Song of Solomon 5
1I'm vibin' in my garden, sis, my partner: I gathered my myrrh with my spice; I munched on honeycomb and honey; I sipped my wine with milk: eat up, fam; drink, fr, drink it all, my love.
2I'm snoozin', but my heart's wide awake: it's my boo's voice knockin', sayin', "Let me in, my sis, my love, my dove, my pure one: my head's all dewy, and my hair's drippin' from the night."
3I ditched my coat; how am I supposed to put it back on? I washed my feet; why mess them up now?
4My boo reached in through the door, and I felt all the feels for him.
5I got up to open for my boo; my hands were drippin' with myrrh, and my fingers were all sweet-smelling on the lock.
6I opened for my boo; but he dipped out on me, and I was shook: my soul was like, "No way!" when he spoke: I searched for him, but couldn't find him; I called, but he ghosted me.
7The watchmen patrolling the city found me, they hit me, they hurt me; the wall keepers snatched my veil away.
8I’m tellin’ you, O daughters of Jerusalem, if you find my boo, tell him I’m love-sick.
9What makes your boo better than mine, O you prettiest among girls? Why you gotta ask us like this?
10My boo's got that white and ruddy vibe, the GOAT among ten thousand.
11His head's like fine gold, his hair's all bushy and black like a raven.
12His eyes are like doves chillin’ by the water, washed with milk, and perfectly set.
13His cheeks are like a spice bed, all sweet flowers: his lips like lilies, droppin’ that sweet myrrh.
14His hands are like gold rings with beryl: his belly’s shining like ivory layered with sapphires.
15His legs are like marble pillars, set on fine gold bases: his vibe is like Lebanon, top tier like the cedars.
16His mouth is so sweet: for real, he’s just lovely. This is my boo, and this is my friend, O daughters of Jerusalem.