Gen Z: Revelation 9
1The fifth angel popped off, and I saw a star drop from heaven to earth: and he got the key to the bottomless pit, no cap.
2He opened the bottomless pit, and smoke rolled out like a furnace; the sun and air were totally darkened from that smoke, fr.
3Outta that smoke came locusts on the earth, and they had power like scorpions, straight up.
4They were told not to hurt the grass or any green stuff, just the peeps without God's seal on their foreheads, periodt.
5They couldn’t kill them but were gonna torment them for five months, and it felt like a scorpion sting, no joke.
6In those days, people were gonna be looking for death but couldn’t find it; they wanted to die, but death was ghosting them.
7The locusts looked like horses ready for battle; they had crowns that looked like gold and faces like humans, wild.
8They had hair like ladies and teeth like lions, that’s savage.
9They wore breastplates like iron, and their wings sounded like a whole squad of horses rushing to battle, lit.
10Their tails were like scorpions, with stings that could mess people up for five months, no cap.
11They had a king, the angel of the bottomless pit, whose name is Abaddon in Hebrew, but Apollyon in Greek, you feel me?
12One woe is done; two more are coming, just wait for it.
13The sixth angel dropped a sound, and I heard a voice from the four corners of the golden altar before God, vibing.
14It told the sixth angel with the trumpet, "Let loose the four angels tied up at the Euphrates River."
15The four angels got released, ready for an hour, a day, a month, and a year, to take out a third of mankind, bet.
16The army of horsemen was two hundred million strong, and I heard that number, no doubt.
17I saw the horses in the vision, and the riders had fire, jacinth, and brimstone breastplates; their heads looked like lions, and fire and smoke came outta their mouths, fr.
18These three things took out a third of mankind: fire, smoke, and brimstone from their mouths, lit.
19Their power was all in their mouths and tails; their tails were like snakes with heads, and they could hurt you, no cap.
20The rest of the peeps that weren’t killed by these plagues didn’t even change their ways; they still worshipped devils and idols made of gold, silver, brass, stone, and wood that can’t see, hear, or walk, sus.
21They didn’t repent for their murders, sorceries, fornication, or thefts, just straight up wildin’.