1So I got this rod vibe check from an angel, and he's like, "Yo, measure the temple and the altar where the worshippers are at."

2But leave out the outer court; it’s for the Gentiles, and they’re gonna stomp on the holy city for 42 months, no cap.

3I’m giving power to my two witnesses, and they’re gonna drop some truth for like 1,260 days, rocking sackcloth fits.

4These are the two olive trees and candlesticks chilling in front of the God of the earth, fr.

5If anyone tries to mess with them, fire's gonna come outta their mouths and roast their enemies; if you hurt them, you’re done for, periodt.

6They can shut the heavens so it won't rain during their prophecy days, and they can turn water to blood and drop plagues whenever they feel like it.

7When they finish their testimony, the beast from the bottomless pit is gonna start a war and take them out, savage.

8Their bodies will chill in the street of the big city, which is like Sodom and Egypt, where our Lord got crucified.

9People from all over will see their dead bodies for three and a half days and won’t let them be buried, that’s sus.

10Those living on the earth will throw a party over them, sending gifts to each other 'cause these two prophets were straight-up tormenting them.

11After three and a half days, the Spirit of life from God hits them, and they’re back on their feet; everyone watching is shook.

12Then they hear a booming voice from heaven saying, "Come up here," and they ascend in a cloud while their enemies watch, lit.

13Right then, there’s a massive earthquake, a tenth of the city falls, and 7,000 people get taken out; the rest are freaked out and give glory to God.

14The second woe is done; now the third woe is coming in hot.

15The seventh angel drops a sound, and loud voices in heaven are like, "The kingdoms of this world are now the kingdoms of our Lord and His Christ; He’s gonna reign forever."

16The 24 elders sitting before God hit the floor and worship Him, no cap.

17They’re saying, "Thanks, Lord God Almighty, who was, is, and is to come; you took Your great power and started reigning."

18Nations are mad, Your wrath has come, and it’s time for the dead to be judged; rewards for Your prophets and saints, big and small, and to take out those who wreck the earth.

19The temple of God opened in heaven, and in it, I saw the ark of His testament; there were lightning, voices, thunder, an earthquake, and big hail, fr.

1And there was given me a reed like unto a rod: and the angel stood, saying, Rise, and measure the temple of God, and the altar, and them that worship therein.

2But the court which is without the temple leave out, and measure it not; for it is given unto the Gentiles: and the holy city shall they tread under foot forty and two months.

3And I will give power unto my two witnesses, and they shall prophesy a thousand two hundred and threescore days, clothed in sackcloth.

4These are the two olive trees, and the two candlesticks standing before the God of the earth.

5And if any man will hurt them, fire proceedeth out of their mouth, and devoureth their enemies: and if any man will hurt them, he must in this manner be killed.

6These have power to shut heaven, that it rain not in the days of their prophecy: and have power over waters to turn them to blood, and to smite the earth with all plagues, as often as they will.

7And when they shall have finished their testimony, the beast that ascendeth out of the bottomless pit shall make war against them, and shall overcome them, and kill them.

8And their dead bodies shall lie in the street of the great city, which spiritually is called Sodom and Egypt, where also our Lord was crucified.

9And they of the people and kindreds and tongues and nations shall see their dead bodies three days and an half, and shall not suffer their dead bodies to be put in graves.

10And they that dwell upon the earth shall rejoice over them, and make merry, and shall send gifts one to another; because these two prophets tormented them that dwelt on the earth.

11And after three days and an half the Spirit of life from God entered into them, and they stood upon their feet; and great fear fell upon them which saw them.

12And they heard a great voice from heaven saying unto them, Come up hither. And they ascended up to heaven in a cloud; and their enemies beheld them.

13And the same hour was there a great earthquake, and the tenth part of the city fell, and in the earthquake were slain of men seven thousand: and the remnant were affrighted, and gave glory to the God of heaven.

14The second woe is past; and, behold, the third woe cometh quickly.

15And the seventh angel sounded; and there were great voices in heaven, saying, The kingdoms of this world are become the kingdoms of our Lord, and of his Christ; and he shall reign for ever and ever.

16And the four and twenty elders, which sat before God on their seats, fell upon their faces, and worshipped God,

17Saying, We give thee thanks, O Lord God Almighty, which art, and wast, and art to come; because thou hast taken to thee thy great power, and hast reigned.

18And the nations were angry, and thy wrath is come, and the time of the dead, that they should be judged, and that thou shouldest give reward unto thy servants the prophets, and to the saints, and them that fear thy name, small and great; and shouldest destroy them which destroy the earth.

19And the temple of God was opened in heaven, and there was seen in his temple the ark of his testament: and there were lightnings, and voices, and thunderings, and an earthquake, and great hail.