Gen Z: Proverbs 7
1Yo fam, keep my words close and stash my commandments with you.
2Follow my commandments, and you’ll vibe; treat my law like it’s your fave thing ever.
3Wrap them around your fingers, write them on your heart like it’s a dope playlist.
4Call wisdom your sis, and make understanding your ride or die.
5So they can keep you away from the sus woman who throws around sweet talk.
6I peeped through the window of my crib,
7And saw some simple peeps, noticed a young dude lacking rizz,
8Strolling down the street by her spot; he was headed straight to her place,
9In the dusk, in the evening, during the dark night vibes:
10And guess what? A woman showed up, dressed all flashy and sly with her heart.
11She's loud and stubborn; her vibe is never chill at home, fr.
12Now she's out here, in the streets, lurking at every corner, no cap.
13So she snagged him, kissed him, and with a bold face said, "What’s good?"
14I got peace offerings on deck; today I dropped my vows, periodt.
15So I came out to find you, been searching for your face, and here you are, lit.
16I decked my bed with dope covers, carved stuff, and fine linens from Egypt, no cap.
17I made my bed smell amazing with myrrh, aloes, and cinnamon, it’s bussin.
18Come on, let’s vibe all night till morning: let’s enjoy this love, fr.
19The dude ain't home, he’s on a long trip, savage.
20He took a bag of cash with him and won’t be back till the day’s lit.
21With her smooth talk, she had him wrapped around her finger, her words hit different, no cap.
22Dude straight up follows her like a sheep to the slaughter, just a fool ignoring the signs, fr.
23'Til a dart hits him hard, like a bird flying into a trap, clueless it's for his own good, savage.
24Yo, listen up, fam, pay attention to what I'm saying, periodt.
25Don't let your heart get lost in her vibes, stay on the right track, no cap.
26She's taken down a lot of strong peeps; trust, she's a real danger, lit.
27Her place is a one-way ticket to doom, leading straight to the endgame, sus.