Gen Z: Proverbs 26
1Snow in summer? Rain during harvest? Honoring a fool is just sus, fr.
2Just like a bird bounces around, a curse ain't gonna hit if it ain't got a reason, no cap.
3A whip for the horse, bridle for the donkey, and a rod for the fool’s back? That’s just savage.
4Don’t even engage a fool with their nonsense, or you’ll just end up looking like one too.
5But sometimes you gotta call out a fool on their BS, or they’ll think they’re all that.
6Sending a message with a fool is like cutting off your own feet—total damage, bro.
7Lame legs ain't even, and neither is wisdom from fools—it just don’t vibe.
8Giving honor to a fool is like tying a stone to a sling—just a bad move, periodt.
9A thorn in a drunkard's hand? That’s what a parable sounds like coming from fools, fr.
10The big guy who made everything rewards fools and transgressors alike—gotta respect the hustle.
11A dog goes back to its own throw-up, just like a fool keeps doing dumb stuff. No cap.
12You see a dude who thinks he's all that? There's more hope for a fool than for him, fr.
13The lazy dude's like, "Nah, there's a lion outside," acting all sus.
14Just like a door swings on its hinges, the lazy guy rolls around in bed.
15The lazy dude hides his hand like it's a secret, but he can't even snack without a struggle.
16The sluggard thinks he's smarter than seven wise guys put together, but that's just savage.
17If you mess with drama that ain't yours, you're like grabbing a dog by its ears. Straight up wild.
18It's like a crazy person throwing fire and arrows everywhere, just chaotic vibes.
19That’s the same as a dude who tricks his neighbor and goes, "Chill, I’m just playing," but that's sus.
20Where there’s no wood, the fire’s out; same with gossip—no gossip, no drama. Periodt.
21A shady dude is like coals to fire, just starting beef all the time. So sus.
22Gossip hits harder than wounds, going deep down in your feels. No cap.
23Fake smiles and a wicked heart? That's like a busted pot with silver on it.
24If someone’s throwing shade with their words, trust me, they’re hiding some savage vibes inside.
25When they sound chill, don’t fall for it: seven red flags in their heart, fr.
26If your hate is wrapped in lies, your bad vibes will be exposed to the whole squad.
27Digging a pit? You’re just asking to fall in it. Rolling a stone? It’s gonna roll back at you, fam.
28A lying tongue is brutal to those it hurts; flattery is just a straight-up trap.