Numbers 6

Gen Z: Numbers 6

1And the Lord was like, "Yo Moses, check it."

2Tell the peeps of Israel, "If anyone wants to vibe as a Nazarite and be all about the Lord, do your thing."

3They gotta stay away from wine and strong drinks, no cap—no vinegar or grape juice either, just chill.

4For the whole time they're on this journey, no vine stuff, from the seeds to the skins, just straight up.

5No razors allowed on their head while they're on this mission; they gotta let their hair grow out, fr.

6While they're vibing with the Lord, no touching dead bodies, that's just sus.

7They can't get dirty for their fam when they pass away, 'cause they're set apart for God, periodt.

8For all the days they're separated, they're holy to the Lord, no doubt.

9If someone dies suddenly near them and messes with their holy vibe, they gotta shave their head on cleansing day, which is on the seventh day.

10On day eight, they bring two turtles or two young pigeons to the priest at the tabernacle door, that's how it goes.

11The priest's gotta offer one for sin and another for burn vibes, making it right for him 'cause he messed up with the dead, and he’s gotta bless his head that day.

12He’s gonna set apart some days for the Lord and bring a lit lamb for a trespass offering, but the days before are a no-go 'cause his separation got sus.

13This is the Nazarite law: when his separation days are done, he rolls up to the tabernacle door.

14He’s bringing a flawless first-year lamb for a burn offering, another flawless ewe lamb for a sin offering, and a flawless ram for peace offerings, all goated.

15And a basket of unleavened bread, cakes mixed with oil, and wafers anointed with oil, plus their meat and drink offerings, all bussin.

16The priest’s bringing them before the Lord and offering his sin and burn vibes.

17He’s offering the ram for peace vibes to the Lord with that basket of unleavened bread; the priest’s also doing his meat and drink offerings.

18The Nazarite’s gonna shave his head at the tabernacle door, taking the hair and tossing it in the fire under the peace offerings.

19The priest’s taking the cooked shoulder of the ram, one unleavened cake, and one wafer, putting them in the Nazarite's hands after he’s shaved his head.

20The priest’s gonna wave them as a wave offering before the Lord: this is holy for the priest, with the wave breast and heave shoulder; after that, the Nazarite can sip some wine.

21This is the rule for the Nazarite who’s all in, and what he’s offering to the Lord for his glow-up, based on what he can hustle: he’s gotta stick to the vibe of his promise.

22And the Lord hit up Moses, saying,

23Tell Aaron and his crew, like this you should bless the kids of Israel, saying to them,

24The Lord bless you, and keep you lit:

25The Lord make His face shine on you, and be all kinds of gracious to you:

26The Lord lift you up, and give you that peace vibe.

27And they’ll put my name on the kids of Israel; and I’ll bless them, no cap.

KJV: Numbers 6

1And the Lord spake unto Moses, saying,

2Speak unto the children of Israel, and say unto them, When either man or woman shall separate themselves to vow a vow of a Nazarite, to separate themselves unto the Lord:

3He shall separate himself from wine and strong drink, and shall drink no vinegar of wine, or vinegar of strong drink, neither shall he drink any liquor of grapes, nor eat moist grapes, or dried.

4All the days of his separation shall he eat nothing that is made of the vine tree, from the kernels even to the husk.

5All the days of the vow of his separation there shall no razor come upon his head: until the days be fulfilled, in the which he separateth himself unto the Lord, he shall be holy, and shall let the locks of the hair of his head grow.

6All the days that he separateth himself unto the Lord he shall come at no dead body.

7He shall not make himself unclean for his father, or for his mother, for his brother, or for his sister, when they die: because the consecration of his God is upon his head.

8All the days of his separation he is holy unto the Lord.

9And if any man die very suddenly by him, and he hath defiled the head of his consecration; then he shall shave his head in the day of his cleansing, on the seventh day shall he shave it.

10And on the eighth day he shall bring two turtles, or two young pigeons, to the priest, to the door of the tabernacle of the congregation:

11And the priest shall offer the one for a sin offering, and the other for a burnt offering, and make an atonement for him, for that he sinned by the dead, and shall hallow his head that same day.

12And he shall consecrate unto the Lord the days of his separation, and shall bring a lamb of the first year for a trespass offering: but the days that were before shall be lost, because his separation was defiled.

13And this is the law of the Nazarite, when the days of his separation are fulfilled: he shall be brought unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation:

14And he shall offer his offering unto the Lord, one he lamb of the first year without blemish for a burnt offering, and one ewe lamb of the first year without blemish for a sin offering, and one ram without blemish for peace offerings,

15And a basket of unleavened bread, cakes of fine flour mingled with oil, and wafers of unleavened bread anointed with oil, and their meat offering, and their drink offerings.

16And the priest shall bring them before the Lord, and shall offer his sin offering, and his burnt offering:

17And he shall offer the ram for a sacrifice of peace offerings unto the Lord, with the basket of unleavened bread: the priest shall offer also his meat offering, and his drink offering.

18And the Nazarite shall shave the head of his separation at the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, and shall take the hair of the head of his separation, and put it in the fire which is under the sacrifice of the peace offerings.

19And the priest shall take the sodden shoulder of the ram, and one unleavened cake out of the basket, and one unleavened wafer, and shall put them upon the hands of the Nazarite, after the hair of his separation is shaven:

20And the priest shall wave them for a wave offering before the Lord: this is holy for the priest, with the wave breast and heave shoulder: and after that the Nazarite may drink wine.

21This is the law of the Nazarite who hath vowed, and of his offering unto the Lord for his separation, beside that that his hand shall get: according to the vow which he vowed, so he must do after the law of his separation.

22And the Lord spake unto Moses, saying,

23Speak unto Aaron and unto his sons, saying, On this wise ye shall bless the children of Israel, saying unto them,

24The Lord bless thee, and keep thee:

25The Lord make his face shine upon thee, and be gracious unto thee:

26The Lord lift up his countenance upon thee, and give thee peace.

27And they shall put my name upon the children of Israel; and I will bless them.

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