Gen Z: Numbers 28
1Yo, the Lord hit up Moses and said,
2"Tell the squad of Israel, my offering and my bread for the fire sacrifices, gotta be on point for that sweet vibe, so make sure to bring it at the right time."
3"This is the fire offering you gotta give to the Lord; two flawless lambs every day, no cap, for a daily burnt offering."
4"One lamb in the morning, and the other one at night; that's how we roll."
5"And a tenth of an ephah of flour for a meat offering, mixed with a quarter hin of oil, that's the recipe."
6"It's a nonstop burnt offering, set up back at Sinai for that sweet vibe, a fire sacrifice to the Lord."
7"The drink offering for the one lamb is a quarter hin; in the holy spot, you gotta pour that strong wine for the Lord."
8"And the other lamb you offer at night too, just like the morning meat offering, and the drink offering, it's all fire for the Lord."
9"On the sabbath, you bring two flawless lambs and two tenths of flour for a meat offering mixed with oil, plus the drink offering."
10"This is the sabbath burnt offering, on top of the regular burnt offering and its drink offering."
11At the start of each month, you gotta drop a burnt offering for the Lord; two young bullocks, one ram, and seven flawless lambs. Vibes.
12For one bullock, mix three tenths of flour with oil, and for one ram, two tenths of flour with oil. Bet.
13For one lamb, just a tenth of flour mixed with oil for a fire offering that smells good to the Lord. This slaps.
14For drink offerings, half a hin of wine for a bullock, a third of a hin for a ram, and a fourth for a lamb: that's the monthly burnt offering. Periodt.
15Gotta offer one goat kid as a sin offering for the Lord, along with the regular burnt offering and its drink offering. No cap.
16On the fourteenth day of the first month, it's the Passover for the Lord. Lit.
17On the fifteenth day of this month, it's feast time: seven days of eating unleavened bread. Pop off.
18The first day is a holy gathering; no work allowed. Savage.
19You gotta offer a fire sacrifice for a burnt offering to the Lord; two young bullocks, one ram, and seven flawless lambs. Keep it clean.
20Their meat offering is flour mixed with oil: three tenths for a bullock, and two tenths for a ram. Bussin.
21You gotta offer a few tenths for every lamb, all seven of them, no cap.
22And one goat for a sin offering, just to keep things right with God, fr.
23Bring these on top of the morning burnt offering, which is like the daily vibe check.
24Do it this way every day for seven days, with the fire sacrifice that smells so sweet to the Lord; it’s gotta be next to the daily burnt offering and drink offering, periodt.
25On the seventh day, it's a holy meetup; don’t do any work, that’s just savage.
26When you bring your firstfruits and a fresh meat offering to the Lord after your weeks are done, it’s another holy meetup; no work allowed, vibes only.
27You gotta offer the burnt offering that smells sweet to the Lord: two young bulls, one ram, and seven first-year lambs, all goated.
28And their meat offering of flour with oil, three tenths for one bull, two tenths for one ram, that’s how we do it.
29One tenth for each lamb, all seven of them, keep it consistent.
30Plus, one kid goat to make atonement for you, that’s the whole deal.
31You gotta bring those alongside the never-ending burnt offering, and his food offering (make sure it's all good, no cap) and their drink offerings.