1So Miriam and Aaron were throwing shade at Moses 'cause he married this Ethiopian girl. Like, what's the tea?

2They were like, "Did God really only speak through Moses? What about us?" And God was all ears.

3Moses was mad chill, like the most humble dude on the planet, fr.

4Then God was like, "Yo, Moses, Aaron, and Miriam, come through to the tabernacle." And they bounced out.

5God showed up in a cloud and stood at the tabernacle door, calling Aaron and Miriam, and they stepped up.

6He said, "Listen up: If there's a prophet among you, I’ll hit him up in a vision and chat in his dreams."

7But Moses? Nah, he’s the real one, always loyal in my house.

8I’ll talk to him face to face, no cryptic vibes; he gets to see the Lord's likeness. So why y’all not scared to diss my dude Moses?

9God was mad at them, and then He dipped.

10The cloud left the tabernacle, and whoa, Miriam turned leprous, all pale like snow. Aaron was shook looking at her.

11Aaron was like, "Moses, my guy, don’t blame us for this mess we made, we were wildin'."

12"Don’t let her be like a dead person, all messed up when they come out the womb."

13Moses hit up God, saying, "Heal her now, please!"

14God said to Moses, "If her dad spat in her face, wouldn’t she be embarrassed for a week? Let her chill outside the camp for seven days, then bring her back."

15So, Miriam was out of the camp for a week, and the crew didn’t move until she was let back in.

16After that, they packed up and headed out from Hazeroth to the wilderness of Paran.

1And Miriam and Aaron spake against Moses because of the Ethiopian woman whom he had married: for he had married an Ethiopian woman.

2And they said, Hath the Lord indeed spoken only by Moses? hath he not spoken also by us? And the Lord heard it.

3(Now the man Moses was very meek, above all the men which were upon the face of the earth.)

4And the Lord spake suddenly unto Moses, and unto Aaron, and unto Miriam, Come out ye three unto the tabernacle of the congregation. And they three came out.

5And the Lord came down in the pillar of the cloud, and stood in the door of the tabernacle, and called Aaron and Miriam: and they both came forth.

6And he said, Hear now my words: If there be a prophet among you, I the Lord will make myself known unto him in a vision, and will speak unto him in a dream.

7My servant Moses is not so, who is faithful in all mine house.

8With him will I speak mouth to mouth, even apparently, and not in dark speeches; and the similitude of the Lord shall he behold: wherefore then were ye not afraid to speak against my servant Moses?

9And the anger of the Lord was kindled against them; and he departed.

10And the cloud departed from off the tabernacle; and, behold, Miriam became leprous, white as snow: and Aaron looked upon Miriam, and, behold, she was leprous.

11And Aaron said unto Moses, Alas, my lord, I beseech thee, lay not the sin upon us, wherein we have done foolishly, and wherein we have sinned.

12Let her not be as one dead, of whom the flesh is half consumed when he cometh out of his mother’s womb.

13And Moses cried unto the Lord, saying, Heal her now, O God, I beseech thee.

14And the Lord said unto Moses, If her father had but spit in her face, should she not be ashamed seven days? let her be shut out from the camp seven days, and after that let her be received in again.

15And Miriam was shut out from the camp seven days: and the people journeyed not till Miriam was brought in again.

16And afterward the people removed from Hazeroth, and pitched in the wilderness of Paran.