Gen Z: Nehemiah 2
1So, in the month of Nisan, year twenty of King Artaxerxes, there was wine chillin' in front of him. I grabbed the wine and handed it to the king. I wasn't even sad before, no cap.
2The king was like, "Why you lookin' all down? You ain't sick, so what's the vibe?" I was shook, fr.
3I told the king, "Long live the king! Why wouldn't I be sad? My city, where my fam is buried, is all wrecked and the gates are burnt."
4The king asked, "What do you want?" So I prayed to the God of heaven, you know?
5I said, "If it vibes with you, and I've got your favor, send me to Judah, to my fam's burial city, so I can rebuild it."
6The king was like, "How long you gonna be gone? When you coming back?" He was down to send me, and I gave him a timeline.
7I added, "If it’s cool with you, can I get letters to the governors across the river? They’ll help me get to Judah."
8And I need a letter to Asaph, the king's forest keeper, for some wood to make beams for the palace gates and the city wall. The king was chill and granted me that, 'cause my God was on my side.
9I rolled up to the governors across the river and handed them the king's letters. He even sent army captains and horsemen with me, lit!
10When Sanballat and Tobiah heard about it, they were super salty that someone came to help the Israelites.
11I hit up Jerusalem and stayed there for three days, just vibing.
12I got up at night with a few homies; I didn't tell anyone what my God put in my heart to do in Jerusalem, and I had no beast with me except the one I was riding.
13I snuck out at night by the valley gate, checked out the walls of Jerusalem that were all busted, and the gates were burnt.
14Then I went to the fountain gate and the king’s pool, but there was no room for my ride to pass.
15I hiked up at night by the brook, checked the wall, then turned back and re-entered through the valley gate.
16The rulers had no clue where I went or what I did; I hadn’t spilled the tea to the Jews, priests, nobles, or anyone else working on this.
17I told them, "You see how messed up we are? Jerusalem is wrecked, and the gates are on fire. Let’s rebuild the wall so we ain't a joke anymore."
18Then I shared how my God was blessing me and what the king said. They were like, "Bet, let’s get to building!" So they got hyped for this good work.
19But when Sanballat, Tobiah, and Geshem heard it, they laughed at us and were like, "What are you doing? You gonna rebel against the king?"
20I told them, "The God of heaven will make us succeed; we’re gonna rise up and build. You guys got no stake, right, or memory in Jerusalem."