Gen Z: Nahum 3
1Yo, this bloody city is sus! Full of lies and robbery; no one's bouncing back.
2You hear that whip crack, the wheels rattling, and the horses bouncing? It’s a whole vibe.
3The horseman’s flexing with a lit sword and shiny spear: so many fallen, it’s a total mess; they trip over the bodies, no cap.
4All because of the wild vibes from that fine harlot, the queen of witchcraft, selling out nations and fams.
5Check it, I'm coming for you, says the Lord; I’ll expose your secrets and show the nations your shame, periodt.
6I’m about to throw some nasty stuff your way, make you look like a total joke.
7Everyone looking at you is gonna bounce and say, "Nineveh is done for; who’s gonna cry for her?"
8Are you really better than No, the poppin' city by the rivers, surrounded by water, with the sea as her wall?
9Ethiopia and Egypt were your squad, and they were stacked; Put and Lubim had your back.
10But she got snatched up, went into captivity; her kids were shattered in the streets, and they rolled dice for her top guys, all chained up.
11You’re gonna be lit, but not in a good way; you’ll hide and seek strength from your enemies.
12Your strongholds will be like fig trees with weak figs: shake them, and they’ll fall right into the eater’s mouth.
13Look, your crew is all women; the gates of your city are wide open for enemies: fire's gonna burn down your bars.
14Get water ready for the siege, fortify your strongholds: get into the mud, make those bricks strong.
15Fire's gonna devour you; the sword will slice you up like a cankerworm: multiply like the cankerworm, like locusts.
16You’ve got more merchants than stars in the sky: the cankerworm is gonna spoil and dip.
17Your crowns are like locusts, and your leaders are big grasshoppers, chilling in the hedges, but when the sun hits, they bounce and are nowhere to be found.
18Your shepherds are snoozing, O king of Assyria; your nobles are in the dirt: your people are scattered, and no one’s picking them up.
19There’s no healing your wounds; they’re serious: everyone who hears about you is gonna clap for your downfall, 'cause who hasn’t felt your wickedness?