1When he rolled down from the mountain, mad crowds were vibin' with him.

2And then, a leper showed up, worshipping him, like, "Yo, Lord, if you want, you can totally make me clean."

3Jesus reached out, touched him, and said, "I got you; be clean." And boom, his leprosy was gone, no cap.

4Jesus was like, "Ayo, don't tell anyone; just bounce and show yourself to the priest, and drop that gift Moses said to offer, for the clout."

5When Jesus hit up Capernaum, a centurion came through, begging him.

6He said, "Lord, my homie is at home sick, dealing with some serious vibes."

7Jesus was like, "Bet, I’ll come and heal him."

8The centurion replied, "Nah, I’m not worthy for you to chill at my place; just say the word, and my homie will be healed."

9'Cause I’m a dude with authority, got soldiers under me; I tell one, "Go," and he dips; to another, "Come," and he rolls up; and to my servant, "Do this," and he does it, fr.

10When Jesus heard that, he was shook and told the crew following him, "For real, I haven’t seen faith this lit, not even in Israel."

11Ayo, peeps from the east and west gonna chill with Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob in heaven, no cap.

12But the kingdom kids gonna be tossed into the dark, and it’s gonna be all weeping and grinding teeth, fr.

13Jesus told the centurion, "Do your thing; your faith is lit, and it’s done." His servant got healed right then and there.

14When Jesus rolled up to Peter's crib, he saw his mother-in-law sick with a fever, sus vibes.

15He touched her hand, the fever dipped, and she got up to serve them, pop off!

16When evening hit, they brought a bunch of peeps possessed, and he kicked out the bad vibes with just a word, healing everyone.

17This was to vibe with what Esaias the prophet said, "He took our struggles and carried our sicknesses."

18Jesus peeped the huge crowds and told the squad to bounce to the other side.

19A scribe came up, like, "Yo, Master, I’m down to follow you wherever."

20Jesus hit him with, "Foxes got dens, birds got nests, but the Son of Man got no place to crash, periodt."

21One of his homies was like, "Yo, Jesus, let me bounce and bury my pops first."

22But Jesus hit him with, "Follow me; let the dead handle their own."

23So he hopped on a boat, and his squad rolled with him.

24Then outta nowhere, a crazy storm popped off, waves all over the place, and he was just chilling, asleep.

25His crew woke him up, like, "Lord, save us! We’re about to dip!"

26He was like, "Why y'all so shook? Little faith vibes." Then he got up and told the wind and sea to chill, and everything went calm.

27The guys were shook, saying, "What kind of dude is this that even the wind and sea listen to him?"

28When he got to the other side, two wild dudes possessed by demons came outta the tombs, looking mad fierce, so no one could pass by.

29They were like, "Yo, Jesus, what’s good? You here to mess with us before the time?"

30And there was a whole squad of pigs chilling not too far away.

31The demons were like, "Yo, if you kick us out, can we chill with the pigs instead?"

32Jesus was like, "Bet," and they dipped into the pig squad, which then bolted off a cliff into the ocean and straight-up drowned.

33The pig herders freaked out and ran to the city, spilling the tea on everything that went down with the demon-possessed dude.

34The whole city rolled up to see Jesus, and when they peeped him, they were like, "Nah, you gotta bounce from our hood."

1When he was come down from the mountain, great multitudes followed him.

2And, behold, there came a leper and worshipped him, saying, Lord, if thou wilt, thou canst make me clean.

3And Jesus put forth his hand, and touched him, saying, I will; be thou clean. And immediately his leprosy was cleansed.

4And Jesus saith unto him, See thou tell no man; but go thy way, shew thyself to the priest, and offer the gift that Moses commanded, for a testimony unto them.

5And when Jesus was entered into Capernaum, there came unto him a centurion, beseeching him,

6And saying, Lord, my servant lieth at home sick of the palsy, grievously tormented.

7And Jesus saith unto him, I will come and heal him.

8The centurion answered and said, Lord, I am not worthy that thou shouldest come under my roof: but speak the word only, and my servant shall be healed.

9For I am a man under authority, having soldiers under me: and I say to this man, Go, and he goeth; and to another, Come, and he cometh; and to my servant, Do this, and he doeth it.

10When Jesus heard it, he marvelled, and said to them that followed, Verily I say unto you, I have not found so great faith, no, not in Israel.

11And I say unto you, That many shall come from the east and west, and shall sit down with Abraham, and Isaac, and Jacob, in the kingdom of heaven.

12But the children of the kingdom shall be cast out into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

13And Jesus said unto the centurion, Go thy way; and as thou hast believed, so be it done unto thee. And his servant was healed in the selfsame hour.

14And when Jesus was come into Peter’s house, he saw his wife’s mother laid, and sick of a fever.

15And he touched her hand, and the fever left her: and she arose, and ministered unto them.

16When the even was come, they brought unto him many that were possessed with devils: and he cast out the spirits with his word, and healed all that were sick:

17That it might be fulfilled which was spoken by Esaias the prophet, saying, Himself took our infirmities, and bare our sicknesses.

18Now when Jesus saw great multitudes about him, he gave commandment to depart unto the other side.

19And a certain scribe came, and said unto him, Master, I will follow thee whithersoever thou goest.

20And Jesus saith unto him, The foxes have holes, and the birds of the air have nests; but the Son of man hath not where to lay his head.

21And another of his disciples said unto him, Lord, suffer me first to go and bury my father.

22But Jesus said unto him, Follow me; and let the dead bury their dead.

23And when he was entered into a ship, his disciples followed him.

24And, behold, there arose a great tempest in the sea, insomuch that the ship was covered with the waves: but he was asleep.

25And his disciples came to him, and awoke him, saying, Lord, save us: we perish.

26And he saith unto them, Why are ye fearful, O ye of little faith? Then he arose, and rebuked the winds and the sea; and there was a great calm.

27But the men marvelled, saying, What manner of man is this, that even the winds and the sea obey him!

28And when he was come to the other side into the country of the Gergesenes, there met him two possessed with devils, coming out of the tombs, exceeding fierce, so that no man might pass by that way.

29And, behold, they cried out, saying, What have we to do with thee, Jesus, thou Son of God? art thou come hither to torment us before the time?

30And there was a good way off from them an herd of many swine feeding.

31So the devils besought him, saying, If thou cast us out, suffer us to go away into the herd of swine.

32And he said unto them, Go. And when they were come out, they went into the herd of swine: and, behold, the whole herd of swine ran violently down a steep place into the sea, and perished in the waters.

33And they that kept them fled, and went their ways into the city, and told every thing, and what was befallen to the possessed of the devils.

34And, behold, the whole city came out to meet Jesus: and when they saw him, they besought him that he would depart out of their coasts.