1Jesus rolls up to the synagogue again, and there’s this dude with a withered hand, like, major sus vibes.

2They were lowkey watching him, trying to see if he’d heal on the Sabbath so they could throw shade and accuse him.

3Jesus told the guy with the withered hand, "Yo, stand up and show out."

4He asked them, "Is it chill to do good on the Sabbath or to do bad? To save a life or to end it?" But they were just silent, no cap.

5He peeped them with some serious anger, feeling sad for their hard hearts, and told the dude, "Stretch out your hand." Dude did it, and boom, his hand was all good, just like the other one.

6The Pharisees dipped out and started plotting with the Herodians on how to take him out, savage move.

7But Jesus bounced with his crew to the sea, and a huge squad from Galilee was vibing with him, along with peeps from Judea.

8People from Jerusalem, Idumea, and beyond Jordan, plus a big crowd from Tyre and Sidon, heard about the lit things he was doing and came through.

9He told his disciples to have a small boat ready for him 'cause the crowd was wilding and might mob him.

10He had healed so many that they were all trying to touch him, like, fr, especially those who had plagues.

11Unclean spirits saw him and straight-up fell, like, "You the Son of God, no cap."

12He was like, "Chill, don't tell anyone who I am."

13He climbed a mountain and called the people he wanted, and they rolled up to him.

14He picked twelve peeps to hang with him and sent them out to preach, fr.

15They got the power to heal the sick and kick out demons, lit!

16He gave Simon the nickname Peter, that's rizz.

17James, Zebedee's son, and John, James' bro, he called them the Sons of Thunder, savage!

18Then there was Andrew, Philip, Bartholomew, Matthew, Thomas, James (Alpheus' son), Thaddeus, and Simon the Canaanite.

19Judas Iscariot was there too, the one who snitched on him, and they went to a house.

20The crowd showed up again, so they couldn't even grab a bite, periodt.

21When his squad heard about it, they rolled out to grab him, 'cause they were like, "Dude's totally lost it."

22The scribes from Jerusalem were like, "He’s got Beelzebub vibes, and he’s casting out demons like a boss."

23He called them over and said in stories, "How can Satan kick out Satan? That’s sus."

24If a kingdom's fighting itself, that kingdom's gotta dip, no cap.

25If a house is beefing with itself, that house ain’t gonna last, periodt.

26If Satan’s turning on himself and divided, he’s done for, fr.

27No one can roll up in a strong dude’s crib and jack his stuff unless they tie him up first; then they can clean house.

28For real, I’m telling you, all sins can be forgiven to people, and any blasphemies they throw out there.

29But if you blaspheme the Holy Spirit, you’re not getting forgiveness, and you’re playing with fire, no cap.

30'Cause they were saying, "Dude’s got a nasty spirit."

31His fam showed up, and while they were outside, they hit him up, like, "Yo, come here!"

32The crowd was all around him, and they were like, "Ayo, your mom and your fam outside wanna see you."

33He was like, "Who even is my mom or my fam?"

34He looked around at everyone vibing with him and said, "Check it, these are my fam!"

35For anyone who’s down to do God’s will, that’s my bro, sis, and mom, no cap.

1And he entered again into the synagogue; and there was a man there which had a withered hand.

2And they watched him, whether he would heal him on the sabbath day; that they might accuse him.

3And he saith unto the man which had the withered hand, Stand forth.

4And he saith unto them, Is it lawful to do good on the sabbath days, or to do evil? to save life, or to kill? But they held their peace.

5And when he had looked round about on them with anger, being grieved for the hardness of their hearts, he saith unto the man, Stretch forth thine hand. And he stretched it out: and his hand was restored whole as the other.

6And the Pharisees went forth, and straightway took counsel with the Herodians against him, how they might destroy him.

7But Jesus withdrew himself with his disciples to the sea: and a great multitude from Galilee followed him, and from Judea,

8And from Jerusalem, and from Idumea, and from beyond Jordan; and they about Tyre and Sidon, a great multitude, when they had heard what great things he did, came unto him.

9And he spake to his disciples, that a small ship should wait on him because of the multitude, lest they should throng him.

10For he had healed many; insomuch that they pressed upon him for to touch him, as many as had plagues.

11And unclean spirits, when they saw him, fell down before him, and cried, saying, Thou art the Son of God.

12And he straitly charged them that they should not make him known.

13And he goeth up into a mountain, and calleth unto him whom he would: and they came unto him.

14And he ordained twelve, that they should be with him, and that he might send them forth to preach,

15And to have power to heal sicknesses, and to cast out devils:

16And Simon he surnamed Peter;

17And James the son of Zebedee, and John the brother of James; and he surnamed them Boanerges, which is, The sons of thunder:

18And Andrew, and Philip, and Bartholomew, and Matthew, and Thomas, and James the son of Alpheus, and Thaddeus, and Simon the Canaanite,

19And Judas Iscariot, which also betrayed him: and they went into an house.

20And the multitude cometh together again, so that they could not so much as eat bread.

21And when his friends heard of it, they went out to lay hold on him: for they said, He is beside himself.

22And the scribes which came down from Jerusalem said, He hath Beelzebub, and by the prince of the devils casteth he out devils.

23And he called them unto him, and said unto them in parables, How can Satan cast out Satan?

24And if a kingdom be divided against itself, that kingdom cannot stand.

25And if a house be divided against itself, that house cannot stand.

26And if Satan rise up against himself, and be divided, he cannot stand, but hath an end.

27No man can enter into a strong man’s house, and spoil his goods, except he will first bind the strong man; and then he will spoil his house.

28Verily I say unto you, All sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme:

29But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation:

30Because they said, He hath an unclean spirit.

31There came then his brethren and his mother, and, standing without, sent unto him, calling him.

32And the multitude sat about him, and they said unto him, Behold, thy mother and thy brethren without seek for thee.

33And he answered them, saying, Who is my mother, or my brethren?

34And he looked round about on them which sat about him, and said, Behold my mother and my brethren!

35For whosoever shall do the will of God, the same is my brother, and my sister, and mother.