Gen Z: Leviticus 7
1This is the vibe for the trespass offering: it's super holy, no cap.
2They gotta slay the trespass offering where they roast the burnt offering, and the blood gets sprinkled all around the altar, for real.
3He’s gotta offer up all the fat, like the rump and that fatty goodness covering the insides, fr.
4Plus the two kidneys and the fat on them, which is by the sides, and that caul chillin' above the liver, he’s gotta take all that away, periodt.
5The priest is gonna burn that on the altar as a fire offering to the Lord: it’s a trespass offering, lit.
6Every dude priest gets to munch on it: it’s gotta be eaten in the holy spot, it’s hella holy.
7The trespass offering is just like the sin offering: same rules apply, the priest making atonement gets to have it, bet.
8The priest handling any guy’s burnt offering gets to keep the skin from that burnt offering he did, no cap.
9All the meat offerings baked in the oven or cooked in the pan go to the priest who offered it, that slaps.
10Every meat offering mixed with oil and dry stuff is for all the sons of Aaron, one for each, fr.
11This is the vibe check for peace offerings you gotta bring to the Lord.
12If you’re bringing a thank you offering, make sure to include those lit unleavened cakes with oil and some fried fine flour wafers, no cap.
13On top of the cakes, you gotta throw in some leavened bread with your thanksgiving peace offering, periodt.
14And you gotta give one part of the whole offering as a heave offering to the Lord; that’s for the priest who sprinkles the blood, fr.
15The meat from your peace offering for thanks needs to be eaten the same day you offer it; don’t leave any leftovers for the morning.
16But if it’s a vow or a voluntary offering, you can eat it the same day you offer it, and you can finish the rest the next day, no cap.
17The leftover meat on the third day? Yeah, that needs to be burnt with fire, fam.
18If anyone eats any of that meat on the third day, it’s a no-go; that’s sus, and they’ll be held accountable for it.
19Any meat that touches something unclean? Toss it in the fire; only the clean meat is good to eat, vibes.
20But if someone eats the flesh of the peace offering meant for the Lord while being unclean, that soul is getting cut off from the crew.
21If your soul touches anything sus, like unclean stuff or dead animals, and you munch on the peace offering meant for the Lord, that soul's getting cut off from the squad.
22God hit up Moses and said,
23Tell the fam of Israel, "No cap, don’t eat any fat from ox, sheep, or goat."
24The fat from animals that die on their own or get wrecked by beasts can be used for other stuff, but for real, don’t eat it.
25Anyone who eats the fat from animals offered to the Lord is getting cut off from the crew.
26And for real, no blood vibes—whether from birds or beasts—should be eaten in your homes.
27Anyone who eats any blood is getting cut off from the squad.
28Then God hit up Moses again, saying,
29Tell the fam of Israel, "Whoever brings a peace offering to the Lord needs to bring their offering like, for real."
30Their own hands gotta bring the fire offerings to the Lord, the fat with the breast, so the breast can be waved as a wave offering before the Lord.
31The priest's gotta roast the fat on the altar, but the breast is all Aaron and his fam, no cap.
32You gotta give the right shoulder to the priest as a peace offering flex.
33If any of Aaron's sons spill the blood for peace offerings, they get the right shoulder as their share, periodt.
34The wave breast and heave shoulder are from the Israelites' peace offerings, and I gave them to Aaron and his sons forever, fr.
35This is Aaron and his sons' share from the Lord's fiery offerings when they started their priest grind.
36The Lord told the Israelites to hook them up on the day they got anointed, and this is a forever thing for their fam.
37This is the rule for burnt offerings, meat offerings, sin offerings, trespass offerings, consecrations, and peace offerings, lit.
38The Lord hit up Moses on Mount Sinai, telling the Israelites to bring their offerings in the wilderness, no cap.