Gen Z: Leviticus 16
1So, God hit up Moses after Aaron's sons went and messed up, offering the wrong vibes and straight up dying.
2God told Moses, "Yo, tell Aaron he can't just roll up to the holy spot whenever; it's serious business, or he’s gonna catch that smoke. I’ll show up in the cloud on the mercy seat."
3Aaron’s gotta come into the holy place with a young bull for a sin offering and a ram for a burnt offering, no cap.
4He’s gotta rock that holy linen fit, with breeches on, a linen belt, and a mitre; these are holy drip, so he better wash up first.
5He’s taking two kid goats from the squad for a sin offering and one ram for a burnt offering, periodt.
6Aaron’s serving up his bull for a sin offering to atone for himself and his fam, fr.
7He’s bringing the two goats and showing them off before God at the tabernacle door, that’s the move.
8Aaron’s casting lots for the goats; one for God and one for the scapegoat, you feel?
9He’s bringing the goat that God picked and offering it as a sin offering, that’s how it goes.
10But the goat that’s the scapegoat gets to live and is sent off into the wild to atone, no cap.
11Aaron’s gotta bring that bull for his sin offering, make things right for himself and his fam, then he's gotta take out that bull like, “no cap, it’s time.”
12He’s grabbing a censer with those hot coals from the altar and mixing in some sweet incense, bringing it behind the curtain like, “this is gonna be lit.”
13He puts the incense on the fire before the Lord, creating this cloud that covers the mercy seat, so he doesn’t get wrecked, fr.
14Then he takes the bull’s blood and splashes it on the mercy seat facing east, hitting it seven times like, “gotta keep it 100.”
15Next, he’s killing the goat for the people’s sin offering, bringing that blood behind the curtain, and sprinkling it on the mercy seat too, doubling down.
16He’s making things right for the holy place 'cause the kids of Israel are kinda sus with their sins; gotta clean up the tabernacle where they chill.
17No one’s allowed in the tabernacle while he’s making things right in the holy place until he bounces out, having fixed up himself and the whole crew.
18He heads out to the altar before the Lord, making it right too; taking the blood from both the bull and goat, putting it on the altar’s horns like, “let’s bless this.”
19He sprinkles that blood on it seven times, cleansing it, making it holy from the kids of Israel’s mess, no cap.
20After he’s done reconciling the holy place, the tabernacle, and the altar, he’s bringing out the live goat like, “this is how we do it.”
21Aaron's gotta lay both hands on the live goat and spill all the tea about Israel's mess-ups, putting their sins on the goat, then send it off into the wild with a fit dude.
22The goat's gonna carry all their sins to a no-go zone and then be let loose in the wilderness, no cap.
23Aaron rolls into the tabernacle, takes off his holy drip, and leaves it there like, "Peace out."
24He’s gonna wash up in the holy spot, put on fresh fits, come out, and offer up his burnt offering for himself and the squad, making things right.
25The fat from the sin offering? Gonna burn that on the altar, straight fire.
26The dude who let the goat go needs to wash his clothes and hit the shower before coming back to the camp, fr.
27The bull and the goat for the sin offering, whose blood was taken in for atonement, gotta be taken outside the camp; their skins and flesh are getting burned, no cap.
28Whoever burns them needs to wash their clothes and hit the shower too, then they can come back to the camp, periodt.
29This is a forever rule: on the seventh month, tenth day, you gotta vibe lowkey and do no work, whether you're from around here or just passing through.
30'Cause on that day, the priest is gonna make things right for you, cleaning you up from all your sins before the Lord, straight up.
31It's a chill day of rest for you, and you gotta vibe hard, like, for real, forever.
32The priest gets the rizz, all anointed and ready to pop off in the fam's spot, rocking those holy fits.
33He’s out here making atonements for the holy spot, the hangout, the altar, and all the crew, no cap.
34This is the forever rule for you, making atonement for the squad's sins once a year. He did what the Lord told Moses, periodt.