Leviticus 16

Gen Z: Leviticus 16

1So, God hit up Moses after Aaron's sons went and messed up, offering the wrong vibes and straight up dying.

2God told Moses, "Yo, tell Aaron he can't just roll up to the holy spot whenever; it's serious business, or he’s gonna catch that smoke. I’ll show up in the cloud on the mercy seat."

3Aaron’s gotta come into the holy place with a young bull for a sin offering and a ram for a burnt offering, no cap.

4He’s gotta rock that holy linen fit, with breeches on, a linen belt, and a mitre; these are holy drip, so he better wash up first.

5He’s taking two kid goats from the squad for a sin offering and one ram for a burnt offering, periodt.

6Aaron’s serving up his bull for a sin offering to atone for himself and his fam, fr.

7He’s bringing the two goats and showing them off before God at the tabernacle door, that’s the move.

8Aaron’s casting lots for the goats; one for God and one for the scapegoat, you feel?

9He’s bringing the goat that God picked and offering it as a sin offering, that’s how it goes.

10But the goat that’s the scapegoat gets to live and is sent off into the wild to atone, no cap.

11Aaron’s gotta bring that bull for his sin offering, make things right for himself and his fam, then he's gotta take out that bull like, “no cap, it’s time.”

12He’s grabbing a censer with those hot coals from the altar and mixing in some sweet incense, bringing it behind the curtain like, “this is gonna be lit.”

13He puts the incense on the fire before the Lord, creating this cloud that covers the mercy seat, so he doesn’t get wrecked, fr.

14Then he takes the bull’s blood and splashes it on the mercy seat facing east, hitting it seven times like, “gotta keep it 100.”

15Next, he’s killing the goat for the people’s sin offering, bringing that blood behind the curtain, and sprinkling it on the mercy seat too, doubling down.

16He’s making things right for the holy place 'cause the kids of Israel are kinda sus with their sins; gotta clean up the tabernacle where they chill.

17No one’s allowed in the tabernacle while he’s making things right in the holy place until he bounces out, having fixed up himself and the whole crew.

18He heads out to the altar before the Lord, making it right too; taking the blood from both the bull and goat, putting it on the altar’s horns like, “let’s bless this.”

19He sprinkles that blood on it seven times, cleansing it, making it holy from the kids of Israel’s mess, no cap.

20After he’s done reconciling the holy place, the tabernacle, and the altar, he’s bringing out the live goat like, “this is how we do it.”

21Aaron's gotta lay both hands on the live goat and spill all the tea about Israel's mess-ups, putting their sins on the goat, then send it off into the wild with a fit dude.

22The goat's gonna carry all their sins to a no-go zone and then be let loose in the wilderness, no cap.

23Aaron rolls into the tabernacle, takes off his holy drip, and leaves it there like, "Peace out."

24He’s gonna wash up in the holy spot, put on fresh fits, come out, and offer up his burnt offering for himself and the squad, making things right.

25The fat from the sin offering? Gonna burn that on the altar, straight fire.

26The dude who let the goat go needs to wash his clothes and hit the shower before coming back to the camp, fr.

27The bull and the goat for the sin offering, whose blood was taken in for atonement, gotta be taken outside the camp; their skins and flesh are getting burned, no cap.

28Whoever burns them needs to wash their clothes and hit the shower too, then they can come back to the camp, periodt.

29This is a forever rule: on the seventh month, tenth day, you gotta vibe lowkey and do no work, whether you're from around here or just passing through.

30'Cause on that day, the priest is gonna make things right for you, cleaning you up from all your sins before the Lord, straight up.

31It's a chill day of rest for you, and you gotta vibe hard, like, for real, forever.

32The priest gets the rizz, all anointed and ready to pop off in the fam's spot, rocking those holy fits.

33He’s out here making atonements for the holy spot, the hangout, the altar, and all the crew, no cap.

34This is the forever rule for you, making atonement for the squad's sins once a year. He did what the Lord told Moses, periodt.

KJV: Leviticus 16

1And the Lord spake unto Moses after the death of the two sons of Aaron, when they offered before the Lord, and died;

2And the Lord said unto Moses, Speak unto Aaron thy brother, that he come not at all times into the holy place within the vail before the mercy seat, which is upon the ark; that he die not: for I will appear in the cloud upon the mercy seat.

3Thus shall Aaron come into the holy place: with a young bullock for a sin offering, and a ram for a burnt offering.

4He shall put on the holy linen coat, and he shall have the linen breeches upon his flesh, and shall be girded with a linen girdle, and with the linen mitre shall he be attired: these are holy garments; therefore shall he wash his flesh in water, and so put them on.

5And he shall take of the congregation of the children of Israel two kids of the goats for a sin offering, and one ram for a burnt offering.

6And Aaron shall offer his bullock of the sin offering, which is for himself, and make an atonement for himself, and for his house.

7And he shall take the two goats, and present them before the Lord at the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.

8And Aaron shall cast lots upon the two goats; one lot for the Lord, and the other lot for the scapegoat.

9And Aaron shall bring the goat upon which the Lord’s lot fell, and offer him for a sin offering.

10But the goat, on which the lot fell to be the scapegoat, shall be presented alive before the Lord, to make an atonement with him, and to let him go for a scapegoat into the wilderness.

11And Aaron shall bring the bullock of the sin offering, which is for himself, and shall make an atonement for himself, and for his house, and shall kill the bullock of the sin offering which is for himself:

12And he shall take a censer full of burning coals of fire from off the altar before the Lord, and his hands full of sweet incense beaten small, and bring it within the vail:

13And he shall put the incense upon the fire before the Lord, that the cloud of the incense may cover the mercy seat that is upon the testimony, that he die not:

14And he shall take of the blood of the bullock, and sprinkle it with his finger upon the mercy seat eastward; and before the mercy seat shall he sprinkle of the blood with his finger seven times.

15Then shall he kill the goat of the sin offering, that is for the people, and bring his blood within the vail, and do with that blood as he did with the blood of the bullock, and sprinkle it upon the mercy seat, and before the mercy seat:

16And he shall make an atonement for the holy place, because of the uncleanness of the children of Israel, and because of their transgressions in all their sins: and so shall he do for the tabernacle of the congregation, that remaineth among them in the midst of their uncleanness.

17And there shall be no man in the tabernacle of the congregation when he goeth in to make an atonement in the holy place, until he come out, and have made an atonement for himself, and for his household, and for all the congregation of Israel.

18And he shall go out unto the altar that is before the Lord, and make an atonement for it; and shall take of the blood of the bullock, and of the blood of the goat, and put it upon the horns of the altar round about.

19And he shall sprinkle of the blood upon it with his finger seven times, and cleanse it, and hallow it from the uncleanness of the children of Israel.

20And when he hath made an end of reconciling the holy place, and the tabernacle of the congregation, and the altar, he shall bring the live goat:

21And Aaron shall lay both his hands upon the head of the live goat, and confess over him all the iniquities of the children of Israel, and all their transgressions in all their sins, putting them upon the head of the goat, and shall send him away by the hand of a fit man into the wilderness:

22And the goat shall bear upon him all their iniquities unto a land not inhabited: and he shall let go the goat in the wilderness.

23And Aaron shall come into the tabernacle of the congregation, and shall put off the linen garments, which he put on when he went into the holy place, and shall leave them there:

24And he shall wash his flesh with water in the holy place, and put on his garments, and come forth, and offer his burnt offering, and the burnt offering of the people, and make an atonement for himself, and for the people.

25And the fat of the sin offering shall he burn upon the altar.

26And he that let go the goat for the scapegoat shall wash his clothes, and bathe his flesh in water, and afterward come into the camp.

27And the bullock for the sin offering, and the goat for the sin offering, whose blood was brought in to make atonement in the holy place, shall one carry forth without the camp; and they shall burn in the fire their skins, and their flesh, and their dung.

28And he that burneth them shall wash his clothes, and bathe his flesh in water, and afterward he shall come into the camp.

29And this shall be a statute for ever unto you: that in the seventh month, on the tenth day of the month, ye shall afflict your souls, and do no work at all, whether it be one of your own country, or a stranger that sojourneth among you:

30For on that day shall the priest make an atonement for you, to cleanse you, that ye may be clean from all your sins before the Lord.

31It shall be a sabbath of rest unto you, and ye shall afflict your souls, by a statute for ever.

32And the priest, whom he shall anoint, and whom he shall consecrate to minister in the priest’s office in his father’s stead, shall make the atonement, and shall put on the linen clothes, even the holy garments:

33And he shall make an atonement for the holy sanctuary, and he shall make an atonement for the tabernacle of the congregation, and for the altar, and he shall make an atonement for the priests, and for all the people of the congregation.

34And this shall be an everlasting statute unto you, to make an atonement for the children of Israel for all their sins once a year. And he did as the Lord commanded Moses.

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