1The Israelites were being sus again, doing evil in God's eyes, so He let them get wrecked by the Philistines for forty years.

2There was this dude named Manoah from Zorah, part of the Dan fam, and his wife was straight-up barren, no cap.

3Then an angel of the Lord popped up to her and was like, “Yo, you’re barren now, but you’re about to have a son, fr.”

4So listen up, don’t drink any wine or strong stuff, and steer clear of anything unclean, periodt.

5You’re gonna have a son, and no razor will touch his head ‘cause he’s gonna be a Nazarite for God from the jump, and he’ll start saving Israel from the Philistines.

6The woman ran back to her husband and said, “A man of God came to me, and his vibe was like an angel, super intense, but I didn’t catch his name.”

7He told me, “You’re gonna have a son, so don’t drink wine or strong stuff, and keep it clean, ‘cause he’s a Nazarite for God from the womb to his last day.”

8Manoah was like, “God, please send that man again to teach us how to raise this kid that’s coming.”

9God heard Manoah, and the angel showed up again while the woman was chilling in the field, but Manoah wasn’t there.

10The woman was in a rush, ran to her husband, and said, “Yo, the man who showed up before is back!”

11Manoah got up and followed his wife, asked the man, “Are you the one who talked to her?” And the man said, “That’s me.”

12Manoah was like, “Cool, let’s make sure your words come true. How do we raise this kid?”

13The angel told Manoah, “Just make sure your wife follows everything I said.”

14She can’t eat anything from the vine, no wine or strong drinks, and no unclean food; just keep it all in check, aight?

15Manoah was like, “Can we keep you here? We’ll get a goat ready for you.”

16The angel was like, “Even if you try to keep me, I’m not eating your food. If you wanna offer something, it’s gotta be for the Lord.” Manoah didn’t even realize he was talking to an angel.

17Manoah asked, “What’s your name, so we can show you some respect when your words come true?”

18The angel said, “Why you wanna know my name? It’s kinda secret, you feel me?”

19So Manoah grabbed a goat and a grain offering and offered it on a rock to the Lord, and the angel did some crazy stuff; Manoah and his wife were shook.

20When the flame shot up to heaven from the altar, the angel went up in the fire, and Manoah and his wife were like, “Whoa!” and fell down.

21After that, the angel didn’t show up again, and Manoah realized he was dealing with an angel of the Lord.

22Manoah told his wife, “We’re totally gonna die ‘cause we saw God.”

23But his wife was like, “If God wanted us dead, He wouldn’t have accepted our offerings or shown us all this wild stuff.”

24The woman had a son and named him Samson; the kid grew up, and God blessed him, no cap.

25The Spirit of the Lord started moving him in the Dan camp between Zorah and Eshtaol, and it was lit.

1And the children of Israel did evil again in the sight of the Lord; and the Lord delivered them into the hand of the Philistines forty years.

2And there was a certain man of Zorah, of the family of the Danites, whose name was Manoah; and his wife was barren, and bare not.

3And the angel of the Lord appeared unto the woman, and said unto her, Behold now, thou art barren, and bearest not: but thou shalt conceive, and bear a son.

4Now therefore beware, I pray thee, and drink not wine nor strong drink, and eat not any unclean thing:

5For, lo, thou shalt conceive, and bear a son; and no razor shall come on his head: for the child shall be a Nazarite unto God from the womb: and he shall begin to deliver Israel out of the hand of the Philistines.

6Then the woman came and told her husband, saying, A man of God came unto me, and his countenance was like the countenance of an angel of God, very terrible: but I asked him not whence he was, neither told he me his name:

7But he said unto me, Behold, thou shalt conceive, and bear a son; and now drink no wine nor strong drink, neither eat any unclean thing: for the child shall be a Nazarite to God from the womb to the day of his death.

8Then Manoah intreated the Lord, and said, O my Lord, let the man of God which thou didst send come again unto us, and teach us what we shall do unto the child that shall be born.

9And God hearkened to the voice of Manoah; and the angel of God came again unto the woman as she sat in the field: but Manoah her husband was not with her.

10And the woman made haste, and ran, and shewed her husband, and said unto him, Behold, the man hath appeared unto me, that came unto me the other day.

11And Manoah arose, and went after his wife, and came to the man, and said unto him, Art thou the man that spakest unto the woman? And he said, I am.

12And Manoah said, Now let thy words come to pass. How shall we order the child, and how shall we do unto him?

13And the angel of the Lord said unto Manoah, Of all that I said unto the woman let her beware.

14She may not eat of any thing that cometh of the vine, neither let her drink wine or strong drink, nor eat any unclean thing: all that I commanded her let her observe.

15And Manoah said unto the angel of the Lord, I pray thee, let us detain thee, until we shall have made ready a kid for thee.

16And the angel of the Lord said unto Manoah, Though thou detain me, I will not eat of thy bread: and if thou wilt offer a burnt offering, thou must offer it unto the Lord. For Manoah knew not that he was an angel of the Lord.

17And Manoah said unto the angel of the Lord, What is thy name, that when thy sayings come to pass we may do thee honour?

18And the angel of the Lord said unto him, Why askest thou thus after my name, seeing it is secret?

19So Manoah took a kid with a meat offering, and offered it upon a rock unto the Lord: and the angel did wondrously; and Manoah and his wife looked on.

20For it came to pass, when the flame went up toward heaven from off the altar, that the angel of the Lord ascended in the flame of the altar. And Manoah and his wife looked on it, and fell on their faces to the ground.

21But the angel of the Lord did no more appear to Manoah and to his wife. Then Manoah knew that he was an angel of the Lord.

22And Manoah said unto his wife, We shall surely die, because we have seen God.

23But his wife said unto him, If the Lord were pleased to kill us, he would not have received a burnt offering and a meat offering at our hands, neither would he have shewed us all these things, nor would as at this time have told us such things as these.

24And the woman bare a son, and called his name Samson: and the child grew, and the Lord blessed him.

25And the Spirit of the Lord began to move him at times in the camp of Dan between Zorah and Eshtaol.