Gen Z: Joshua 21
1The heads of the Levite fams rolled up to Eleazar the priest and Joshua, son of Nun, plus the big dogs of the Israel tribes; vibes all around.
2They were like, “Yo, at Shiloh in Canaan, God told Moses to hook us up with cities to chill in, plus some space for our cattle.”
3So the Israelites dropped some of their inheritance to the Levites, all according to what the Lord said, giving them these cities and the surrounding area.
4The lot fell for the Kohath fams: Aaron's crew, who are Levites, got thirteen cities from Judah, Simeon, and Benjamin; that’s goated.
5The rest of the Kohath fams snagged ten cities from Ephraim, Dan, and half of Manasseh; no cap.
6The Gershon fams got thirteen cities from Issachar, Asher, Naphtali, and half of Manasseh in Bashan; that’s bussin.
7The Merari fams rolled with twelve cities from Reuben, Gad, and Zebulun; savage distribution.
8The Israelites gave these cities and their suburbs to the Levites by lot, just like God told Moses to do; periodt.
9They handed out cities from Judah and Simeon, the ones mentioned by name; straight up.
10The kids of Aaron, from the Kohath fam, who are Levites, got the first lot; it’s lit.
11They hooked them up with the city of Arba, Anak's dad, which is Hebron, in the hills of Judah, with the vibes all around it.
12But the fields of the city and the villages? They gave those to Caleb, Jephunneh's son, for his chill spot.
13So they blessed the kids of Aaron the priest with Hebron and its vibes, making it a safe zone for the slayer; plus Libnah and its suburbs.
14And Jattir and its vibes, and Eshtemoa and its vibes,
15And Holon and its vibes, and Debir and its vibes,
16And Ain and its vibes, and Juttah and its vibes, and Beth-shemesh with its vibes; nine cities from those two tribes.
17From the tribe of Benjamin, Gibeon and its vibes, Geba and its vibes,
18Anathoth and its vibes, and Almon and its vibes; four cities total.
19All the cities of Aaron's kids, the priests, were thirteen cities with their vibes.
20And the fams of Kohath's kids, the Levites still around, got the cities from their lot in the tribe of Ephraim.
21They hooked them up with Shechem and its vibes in mount Ephraim, a total safe space for the slayer; plus Gezer and its suburbs, no cap.
22And Kibzaim with its suburbs, and Beth-horon with its suburbs; that’s four cities, lit.
23From the tribe of Dan, they gave Eltekeh and its suburbs, Gibbethon and its suburbs, fr.
24Aijalon with its suburbs, Gath-rimmon with its suburbs; that’s four cities, pop off.
25From the half tribe of Manasseh, they blessed Tanach with its suburbs, and Gath-rimmon with its suburbs; just two cities, periodt.
26All the cities totaled ten with their suburbs for the fams of Kohath that stuck around, bussin'.
27And to the kids of Gershon, from the Levite fams, they gave Golan in Bashan with its suburbs, a chill spot for the slayer; plus Beesh-terah with its suburbs; that’s two cities, no cap.
28From the tribe of Issachar, they dished out Kishon with its suburbs, Dabareh with its suburbs, vibes.
29Jarmuth with its suburbs, En-gannim with its suburbs; that’s four cities, lit.
30From the tribe of Asher, they gave Mishal with its suburbs, Abdon with its suburbs, fr.
31Helkath and her vibes, Rehob and her vibes; four cities, no cap.
32From Naphtali, Kedesh in Galilee with her suburbs, a chill spot for the slayer; Hammoth-dor and Kartan with their vibes; three cities, periodt.
33All the cities of the Gershonites were thirteen cities with their suburbs, straight up.
34For the fams of Merari, the rest of the Levites from Zebulun, Jokneam and Kartah with their vibes, lit.
35Dimnah and Nahalal with their suburbs; four cities, fr.
36From Reuben, Bezer and Jahazah with their vibes, bet.
37Kedemoth and Mephaath with their suburbs; four cities, no cap.
38From Gad, Ramoth in Gilead with her suburbs, a refuge for the slayer; Mahanaim with her vibes, savage.
39Heshbon and Jazer with their vibes; four cities total, pop off.
40So all the cities for Merari's kids by their fams were twelve cities left from the Levites, no cap.
41All the cities for the Levites in Israel were 48 cities with their chill spots, fr.
42Each city had its own vibe with suburbs around it; that’s how it was.
43The Lord hooked Israel up with all the land He promised their fam; they moved in and made it home.
44The Lord gave them peace all around, just like He promised their ancestors; no enemy could stand against them, all their foes were served up.
45Nothing the Lord said to the house of Israel went unfulfilled; everything popped off.