Gen Z: Joshua 12
1Yo, these are the kings that the Israelites took down, owning their land across the Jordan, from the Arnon river to Mount Hermon, and all the east vibes.
2Sihon, the king of the Amorites, was chillin' in Heshbon, ruling from Aroer by the Arnon river, all the way to Jabbok, which is the Ammon peeps' border, no cap.
3From the plains to the Chinneroth sea on the east, all the way to the salty sea, that path to Beth-jeshimoth; southward under Ashdoth-pisgah, fr.
4Then there's Og, king of Bashan, one of the last giants, hangin' out at Ashtaroth and Edrei, straight up savage.
5He reigned over Mount Hermon, Salcah, and all Bashan, up to the Geshurites and Maachathites, and half of Gilead, which was Sihon's border, periodt.
6Moses, the Lord's homie, and the Israelites took them out, and Moses gave their land to the Reubenites, Gadites, and half the tribe of Manasseh, lit.
7These are the kings Joshua and the Israelites took down on this side of the Jordan, from Baal-gad in Lebanon's valley to Mount Halak, which leads to Seir; Joshua gave this land to the tribes of Israel, bet.
8In the mountains, valleys, plains, springs, and wilderness, the Hittites, Amorites, Canaanites, Perizzites, Hivites, and Jebusites were all there, sus vibes.
9King of Jericho, one; king of Ai, next to Beth-el, one; both slaps.
10King of Jerusalem, one; king of Hebron, one; that's two, no cap.
11King of Jarmuth, one; king of Lachish, one; just vibing.
12King of Eglon, one; king of Gezer, one; keepin' it lit.
13King of Debir, one; king of Geder, one; both got taken down.
14King of Hormah, one; king of Arad, one; all part of the game.
15King of Libnah, one; king of Adullam, one; that's how it goes.
16King of Makkedah, one; king of Beth-el, one; all chillin'.
17King of Tappuah, one; king of Hepher, one; just stacking them up.
18King of Aphek, one; king of Lasharon, one; no cap, they all got owned.
19King of Madon, one; king of Hazor, one; both gone.
20King of Shimron-meron, one; king of Achshaph, one; just another day.
21King of Taanach, one; king of Megiddo, one; that’s how we do it.
22King of Kedesh, one; king of Jokneam of Carmel, one; both hit the dust.
23King of Dor by the coast, one; king of the nations of Gilgal, one; all part of the list.
24King of Tirzah, one: all together, that's thirty-one kings, fam.