Jonah 3

Gen Z: Jonah 3

1And the word of the Lord hit up Jonah again, saying,

2Get up, roll out to Nineveh, that dope city, and preach the message I told you to drop.

3So Jonah bounced and went to Nineveh, just like the Lord told him. Nineveh was a massive city, like a three-day trek.

4Jonah started entering the city after a day’s walk, and he shouted, "In forty days, Nineveh's getting wrecked."

5The Ninevites vibed with God, called for a fast, and threw on sackcloth, from the top dogs to the noobs.

6Word hit the king of Nineveh, he got up from his throne, ditched his robe, threw on sackcloth, and sat in ashes.

7He made it known all over Nineveh, by the king’s orders, saying, "No one, not even animals, should eat or drink water."

8But everyone, human and beast, should rock sackcloth and cry out hard to God; they gotta turn from their bad vibes and the chaos in their hands.

9Who knows if God will chill and switch up, turning away from His fierce anger so we don’t get wrecked?

10And God peeped their moves, that they ditched their bad vibes; God switched up on the plan He had to mess with them, and He didn’t do it.

KJV: Jonah 3

1And the word of the Lord came unto Jonah the second time, saying,

2Arise, go unto Nineveh, that great city, and preach unto it the preaching that I bid thee.

3So Jonah arose, and went unto Nineveh, according to the word of the Lord. Now Nineveh was an exceeding great city of three days’ journey.

4And Jonah began to enter into the city a day’s journey, and he cried, and said, Yet forty days, and Nineveh shall be overthrown.

5So the people of Nineveh believed God, and proclaimed a fast, and put on sackcloth, from the greatest of them even to the least of them.

6For word came unto the king of Nineveh, and he arose from his throne, and he laid his robe from him, and covered him with sackcloth, and sat in ashes.

7And he caused it to be proclaimed and published through Nineveh by the decree of the king and his nobles, saying, Let neither man nor beast, herd nor flock, taste any thing: let them not feed, nor drink water:

8But let man and beast be covered with sackcloth, and cry mightily unto God: yea, let them turn every one from his evil way, and from the violence that is in their hands.

9Who can tell if God will turn and repent, and turn away from his fierce anger, that we perish not?

10And God saw their works, that they turned from their evil way; and God repented of the evil, that he had said that he would do unto them; and he did it not.

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