Gen Z: John 13
1So like, before the Passover party, Jesus knew it was time to dip from this world and vibe with the Father, loving his crew 'til the very end.
2Dinner wrapped up, and the devil lowkey put it in Judas' heart to backstab him; classic betrayal energy.
3Jesus knew the Father had handed him all the power, and he came from God, then bounced back to God.
4He got up from the table, dropped his drip, and grabbed a towel to flex.
5Then he poured water into a basin and started washing the disciples’ feet, wiping them with the towel he had on.
6He rolled up to Simon Peter, and Peter was like, "Yo, are you really gonna wash my feet?"
7Jesus replied, "You don't get it now, but you'll understand later, fr."
8Peter was like, "Nah, you’re not washing my feet ever." Jesus shot back, "If I don’t wash you, we ain't vibing together."
9Simon Peter was like, "Aight, not just my feet, but my hands and head too!"
10Jesus said, "If you’re already washed, you just need your feet done. You’re clean, but not everyone here is."
11He knew who was gonna betray him; so he said, "Y’all ain't all clean, no cap."
12After he washed their feet and got back in his drip, he was like, "Y’all know what I just did?"
13You call me Master and Lord, and that's facts; 'cause I am.
14If I, your Lord and Master, washed your feet, then you gotta wash each other's feet too, fr.
15I gave you a vibe check, so you should do what I did.
16For real, for real, I’m telling you, the servant ain't greater than the boss; and the one sent ain't greater than the sender.
17If you know these things, you’re blessed if you actually do them, periodt.
18I ain't talking about all of you; I know who I picked, but to keep it real, the scripture's gotta hit: the one eating bread with me is gonna turn on me.
19I'm telling you this before it happens, so when it goes down, you can believe it's me.
20For real, for real, I’m saying, whoever gets the ones I send is getting me; and whoever gets me gets the one who sent me.
21Jesus was feeling some type of way and said, "No cap, one of y’all is about to betray me."
22The disciples were looking at each other like, "Wait, who’s he talking about?"
23One of his homies, the one Jesus vibed with, was chillin’ close to him.
24Simon Peter was like, "Yo, ask him who it is."
25The dude leaning on Jesus asked, "Lord, who’s the snitch?"
26Jesus replied, "It’s the one I give this bread to." He dipped the bread and handed it to Judas Iscariot, Simon's son.
27Right after that, Satan jumped in him, and Jesus told him, "Whatever you’re gonna do, do it fast."
28Nobody at the table got what Jesus meant by that.
29Some thought, since Judas had the cash, Jesus was telling him to buy stuff for the feast or help the poor.
30Judas took the bread and bounced out quick: and it was night.
31So when he dipped, Jesus was like, "Now the Son of Man is all lit, and God’s getting that glory too."
32If God’s flexin’ through him, He’s gonna flex on him too, and it’s about to pop off real quick.
33Yo fam, I’m only here for a bit longer. You’re gonna look for me, but like I told the Jews, where I’m going, you can’t roll with me yet.
34I’m dropping a new rule for y’all: love each other, just like I’ve loved you. Periodt.
35This is how everyone’s gonna know you’re my squad: if you show love to each other, no cap.
36Simon Peter was like, "Yo, where you going, Lord?" Jesus said, "You can’t follow me now, but you’ll catch up later."
37Peter was like, "Why can’t I roll with you now? I’d totally give my life for you."
38Jesus replied, "You think you’d give your life for me? For real, the rooster ain’t gonna crow until you deny me three times."