Gen Z: Jeremiah 51
1Yo, God’s like, “I’m about to send a savage wind against Babylon and all the peeps vibin’ there who wanna come at me.”
2Gonna send some fanners to stir up Babylon and clear her out, ‘cause when trouble hits, it’s gonna be a whole squad against her.
3If they try to flex, let the archers pull back their bows, and don’t hold back on her young dudes; wipe out her whole crew, no cap.
4The fallen will hit the ground in Chaldea, and they’ll be pushed through in her streets, fr.
5Israel ain’t been ghosted, and Judah’s still got their God, the Lord of hosts; even though their land is filled with sus vibes against the Holy One of Israel.
6Bounce from Babylon, and save your own soul; don’t get caught up in her sins, ‘cause it’s the time for God to take revenge; He’s about to serve her some justice.
7Babylon was like this lit golden cup in God’s hand, making the whole world tipsy; all the nations drunk off her wine, now they’re acting mad.
8Babylon just fell hard and got wrecked; mourn for her, and bring some balm for her pain, maybe she can heal up.
9We tried to heal Babylon, but she’s beyond saving; ditch her and let’s all dip to our own spots, ‘cause her judgment is sky-high.
10God brought our righteousness to light; let’s pull up and shout out in Zion about the dope things our God’s doing.
11Light up those arrows and grab the shields; the Lord's got the Medes' kings hyped up, ready to take down Babylon. It's all about that divine revenge, periodt.
12Raise the flag on Babylon's walls, make sure the watch is lit, set up those guards, and get the ambushes ready: the Lord's got a plan and he’s making it happen against Babylon's crew.
13Yo, you living by all those waters, stacked with treasures? Your time's up, and your greed's caught up to you.
14The Lord of hosts is like, "I swear on myself, I’m gonna fill you with people like caterpillars, and they're gonna shout at you."
15He flexed and made the earth with his power, built the world with his wisdom, and stretched out the heavens with pure understanding.
16When he speaks, it’s like a wave of water in the skies; he makes the clouds rise up from every corner of the earth, throws down lightning with the rain, and brings the wind from his stash.
17Every dude is kinda clueless with his knowledge; every metalworker is shook by the idols he made: they’re fake, no cap, and there’s no life in them.
18They’re just empty vibes, a total fail: when their time comes, they’re gonna be gone.
19Jacob's portion ain’t like that; he’s the creator of everything, and Israel's his main squad: the Lord of hosts is his name.
20You’re my weapon and battle axe: with you, I'm gonna smash nations and wipe out kingdoms.
21I'ma smash the horse and its rider with you; we’re breaking the chariot and its rider too, no cap.
22With you, I'm breaking down the dudes and the ladies; old and young? Yeah, we're smashing them too, fr.
23I’ll wreck the shepherd and his crew with you; we’re taking down the farmer and his oxen too, and the bosses and rulers, periodt.
24Yo, I'm serving up all the bad vibes from Babylon and the Chaldeans for what they did in Zion, says the Lord.
25Check it, I'm coming for you, O savage mountain that wrecks the earth: I'm stretching out my hand and rolling you down, making you a burnt mountain, no cap.
26They ain't gonna grab a stone from you for a corner or a foundation; you’re gonna be empty forever, says the Lord.
27Set up a flag in the land, blast the trumpet for the nations, get them ready against her, gather the kingdoms of Ararat, Minni, and Ashchenaz; find a captain to roll out against her, and let the horses come like wild caterpillars.
28Get the nations ready with the kings of the Medes, their captains, and all the rulers in the land, fr.
29The land’s gonna shake and feel that sadness: all of God's plans against Babylon are gonna hit hard, making it desolate with no one around.
30The strong peeps of Babylon are done fighting, chilling in their spots; their power's fizzled out; they’re like women now; they’ve burned down their homes; their gates are smashed.
31One squad's gonna link up with another, and one messenger's gonna vibe with another, to tell the king of Babylon that his city got snatched up.
32And the routes are blocked, they burnt the reeds, and the warriors are shook.
33For the Lord of hosts, the God of Israel, is like, "Babylon's a threshing floor, time to get to work: harvest season's coming soon, fr."
34Nebuchadrezzar the king of Babylon totally wrecked me, crushed me, made me feel empty, swallowed me like a dragon, stuffed his face with my good stuff, and tossed me aside.
35The savage stuff done to me and my flesh is on Babylon, Zion's gonna say; and my blood on the Chaldeans, Jerusalem's gonna say.
36So the Lord's got this: "I’m gonna back you up, get revenge for you; I’ll dry up her sea and make her springs run dry."
37Babylon's gonna be a total wreck, a hangout for dragons, a shocker, and a hiss without a soul in sight.
38They’re gonna roar together like lions: they’ll shout like lion cubs.
39In their heat, I’m throwing them a feast, making them lit, so they can vibe hard, sleep forever, and not wake up, says the Lord.
40I’ll bring them down like lambs to the slaughter, like rams with the goats.
41Yo, how did Sheshach get wrecked? The whole world is shook, and Babylon's a whole meme now.
42The sea’s crashing on Babylon like, she’s totally drowning in waves, no cap.
43Her cities are straight up ghost towns, just dry land and vibes, no one’s chillin’ there.
44I'm coming for Bel in Babylon, pulling out what he swallowed, and no one’s gonna roll up to him anymore; Babylon's walls are about to crumble.
45Fam, bounce outta there, save your souls from the Lord’s mad vibes.
46Don't let your heart be weak; rumors are gonna hit hard, one year after another, with chaos everywhere, ruler vs. ruler, it’s sus.
47So check it, the days are coming when I’ll judge the idols in Babylon, and the whole place will be a mess, all her fallen will be right there.
48Then the sky and the ground, and everything in it, will vibe for Babylon, 'cause the spoilers are rolling in from the north, says the Lord.
49Just like Babylon made Israel’s peeps fall, all the earth's slain will fall there too, fr.
50If you made it past the sword, dip out, don’t just chill; remember the Lord from a distance, and let Jerusalem be on your mind.
51We’re shook, 'cause we heard the hate: shame got us blushing, 'cause strangers rolled up in the Lord's crib.
52So, check it, the days are coming, says the Lord, when I'm gonna drop judgment on her idols: and all over her land, the wounded gonna be like, “Ugh.”
53Even if Babylon hits the skies, and flexes her strength, spoilers gonna slide in on her, says the Lord, no cap.
54There’s a loud cry from Babylon, and major chaos from the Chaldeans' turf:
55'Cause the Lord wrecked Babylon, took out her big voice; when her waves crash like mad, their noise is wild:
56'Cause the spoiler pulled up on her, even Babylon, and her strong ones got taken down, all their bows snapped: for the Lord God of payback gonna handle it.
57I’m gonna make her princes and wise guys lit, and they gonna hit that eternal snooze, and not wake up, says the King, whose name is the Lord of hosts.
58Thus says the Lord of hosts; Babylon's thick walls gonna be totally wrecked, and her tall gates gonna be lit on fire; the people gonna grind in vain, and the crew in the flames, and they gonna be tired.
59The word that Jeremiah the prophet gave to Seraiah, son of Neriah, son of Maaseiah, when he rolled with King Zedekiah of Judah into Babylon in the fourth year of his reign. And this Seraiah was a chill prince.
60So Jeremiah jotted down in a book all the bad stuff that was gonna hit Babylon, even all these words that are against her.
61Jeremiah was like, "Yo Seraiah, when you roll up to Babylon, check this out and read all these words, fr."
62Then you gotta say, "O Lord, you’re throwing shade at this place, saying it’s gonna be empty, no peeps or animals left, just straight up desolate forever, no cap."
63And when you finish reading this book, tie a stone to it and throw it in the Euphrates, that’s the vibe."
64And you’ll say, "This is how Babylon’s gonna sink, and it ain’t coming back from the bad stuff I’m bringing. They’re gonna be tired of it. That’s the tea from Jeremiah."