Gen Z: Jeremiah 35
1Yo, the word from the Lord hit Jeremiah during the reign of Jehoiakim, son of Josiah, king of Judah, saying,
2Slide over to the crib of the Rechabites, chat with them, and bring them to the Lord's house for a chill sesh with some wine.
3So I grabbed Jaazaniah, son of Jeremiah, and his fam, the whole Rechabite squad;
4I brought them to the Lord's house, to the room of Hanan's sons, a dude who vibes with God, next to the princes' pad, above Maaseiah's spot, the door guy.
5I set up some wine and cups for the Rechabite crew and said, "Yo, drink this wine."
6But they were like, "Nah, we don't drink wine. Jonadab, our dad, told us not to, like, ever."
7"No houses, no fields, no vineyards, just chill in tents for life, so we can vibe for a long time in this land."
8We’ve been obeying Jonadab's orders, not sipping wine, keeping it real with our wives, sons, and daughters;
9We don’t build houses or have vineyards, fields, or seeds, no cap.
10We just live in tents and follow all that Jonadab told us to do.
11But when Nebuchadnezzar, king of Babylon, rolled up, we were like, "Bet, let's bounce to Jerusalem 'cause of the Chaldeans and Syrians."
12Then the word of the Lord hit Jeremiah again, saying,
13The Lord of hosts, the God of Israel, said, "Go tell the Judah squad and the Jerusalem peeps, are you not down to listen to my words?"
14The Rechabite fam sticking to Jonadab's no-wine rule is still a thing; they don’t sip, obeying their dad, while I’ve been speaking to you, but you just ghosted me.
15I sent my prophets to you early, saying, "Yo, turn from your bad ways, fix up, and don’t chase after other gods; chill in the land I gave you and your ancestors," but you didn’t listen.
16The Rechabite sons followed their dad's command, but this crowd ain't vibing with me.
17So the Lord God of hosts, the God of Israel, says, "I’m about to drop all the bad stuff I said on Judah and Jerusalem; I spoke, but you didn’t hear me; I called, but you didn’t respond."
18Jeremiah told the Rechabites, "The Lord of hosts, the God of Israel, says, 'Since you followed Jonadab’s command and kept his rules, doing everything he said:'
19"So the Lord of hosts, the God of Israel, says, 'Jonadab, son of Rechab, will always have someone standing before me, periodt.'"