1God was like, "Yo, go love this girl who's all about her homies but kinda sus, just like how I vibe with Israel, even though they're out here chasing other gods and sipping on wine."

2So I copped her for fifteen silver coins and a whole bunch of barley, like, a full homer and a half.

3I told her, "You’re gonna chill with me for a minute; no messing around and no being with anyone else, 'cause I’m gonna be all in with you too."

4Israel's gonna be out here for a hot minute without a king, prince, sacrifice, or any of their idols, just vibing.

5Later on, Israel will bounce back, look for the Lord their God, and David their king; they'll be shook by the Lord's goodness in the end times.

1Then said the Lord unto me, Go yet, love a woman beloved of her friend, yet an adulteress, according to the love of the Lord toward the children of Israel, who look to other gods, and love flagons of wine.

2So I bought her to me for fifteen pieces of silver, and for an homer of barley, and an half homer of barley:

3And I said unto her, Thou shalt abide for me many days; thou shalt not play the harlot, and thou shalt not be for another man: so will I also be for thee.

4For the children of Israel shall abide many days without a king, and without a prince, and without a sacrifice, and without an image, and without an ephod, and without teraphim:

5Afterward shall the children of Israel return, and seek the Lord their God, and David their king; and shall fear the Lord and his goodness in the latter days.